Pecker cookie cutter - gags discontinued by Pipedream - review by Teagan Shepard

I've got several bachelorette parties coming up this summer, and I needed to add to the fun-damentals of the party supplies. I have the penis cupcake pans, the penis cake pan, the penis snack bowl, the penis straws, and the penis ice cube trays. I did not, however, have the penis cookie cutters! So, I definitely had to have this.

This comes on a large cardboard back board with plastic glued at the edges making a half-clamshell package for the cutters. This packaging is not suitable for keeping and storing the cutters.

The cutters themselves seem pretty sturdy. I used them to cut chilled sugar cookie dough and had no issues with the cutters cracking. They're flexible to a point thanks to their size, but they are sturdy enough that the flexing doesn't damage them. Now, of course, if one were to twist them, I'm sure they'd snap. Given proper usage, they should last a while. They don't have the stability of a metal cookie cutter, so bear that in mind. However, they're pretty cheap, so if you break them, you're only out about $5.

On the downside, they're quite large. I was looking for something a little smaller. Hand-sized perhaps. These are more in the footlong department. They're going to be great for centerpieces or for cutting them up (please insert or refrain from Lorena Bobbitt jokes as you see fit).

For cookies, I would recommend sugar cookie or gingerbread dough, chilled and rolled out. I, personally, would opt to use the smallest one over and over for a more reasonable size cookie. The two larger ones are just too much cock-I mean cookie-for me to take into my mouth. ;)

Decorate with sprinkles on the base, pink or flesh colored icing overall...give it wrinkles or hair with decorator icing... The possibilities are virtually endless depending on your creativity.

If you're looking for hand-size cookie cutters, these aren't the ones you are looking for. If you're looking for large, out there, cookie cutters, these ARE the ones for you.

I do still like this, but I am looking for a smaller, metal penis-shaped cookie cutter. I just wish I could put these in my baking drawer with the rest of my cookie cutters rather than have them in the cabinet to fall out on me. They don't like to fit in my drawer.