Zero tolerance playing cards - adult game discontinued by Evolved Novelties - review by Kayla

The Zero Tolerance Playing Cards is a set of 52 playing cards. This is just a deck of playing cards - it isn't any sort of special game in particular. The deck is produced by Evolved according to EF (but says "Zero Tolerance" on the box as a brand. Maybe Evolved owns Zero Tolerance? I have no idea.) This deck also includes the joker cards. It's just basically your regular deck of cards which can be used to play virtually any sort of card game.

The packaging for the cards is extremely basic - it's a small box that holds the cards. The front of the box shows a picture of one of the women inside of the box as well as the back pictures shows one of the card as well. None of the women on the box are nude in any sort of way, but it definitely implies that these cards are adult in nature, so this is probably not a good box to just leave sitting around. (Like I ended up doing while my sister visited. My god.) No instructions or rubber band are included. The box seems about like your average box - I'd say that this would protect your cards just fine. I'm going to be using it for storage.

The theme of this deck is "women". Which is pretty basic really. But the pictures of this deck focus all on sexy women. What I like - all of the women are actually clothed. (Granted, if you count bikinis and thongs as clothed, but still.) I've tried a couple adult decks in the past, and honestly, they pose the women in really unattractive poses. For this reason, I was looking for a deck that had the women still clothed - this would take the emphasis off just looking at their genitals like the other decks I've had. For that, this deck worked wonderfully. All the women are posted in really sexy, provocative poses.

Almost all of the women are decked in what I would call "stripper clothing". It's barely-there clothes like thongs and bras. There's also some fishnets, short skirts, and other lingerie. You won't see any bare genitals in this deck though - there's some pictures of butts and there's a couple of bare breasts, but for the most part, it's all basically clothed and in teasing positions. What I liked about this card deck is that the women are posed very sexily without looking trashy. Some of them I just look at and go "She's so adorably sexy!" Plus, this deck is easily a cross-dresser's dream since a lot of the clothes that the women are women are really, really sexy. Like, really sexy.

The card are regular playing card sized. They also seem to be made from a relatively firm cardboard - it's not as high-quality as regular playing cards, but it still works just fine and will hold up just fine over lots of use. Each one of the cards shows a girl on the card's front while the backside is purple with a giant "Z" and "zerotolerance.com" listed on it. The back of the card does end up looking pretty neat and clean, so I don't have any complaints about that. The front side has a gray, metal-looking border around each picture with little flames lining the corners of the picture. The flames are red or black depending on which suit the card is from. All of the photos on the cards seem recent - like taken within the past couple years.

There is no listing of anything about where the lingerie or the models are from. I would have appreciated the information, but understandably, that would have been a lot more work. I honestly don't know much in terms of porn stars, but the only girl I recognized out of this deck was a couple of Sasha Grey. The descriptive review on this product lists a lot models that appear on the cards.

The boyfriend and I both loved the picture on the front of the box. It's easily the "cutest" picture out of all of the cards. (And I think even straight women would agree that bra is adorable.) Our other favorite card was the card shown in the EF picture of the Joker card. She looks all school-girly and is wearing fishnets. However, all of the rest of the cards do include some nice gems, and I was impressed over the fact that I ended up enjoying looking at these girls.

All of the girls included in this set have the porn-star body. This isn't a horribly bad thing, but you should be expecting model-thin women with usually-fake breasts. There are some girls with natural breasts in here, but for the most part, most of the breasts seem abnormally large/fake. You won't see much in terms of "normal" bodies, but these are some of the more attractive women from the porn industry which was always nice to look at.

I suppose you could use these cards to masturbate, but if I had to guess, I'd imagine that these were really made more just to enjoy playing with these cards with other women-loving friends. I suppose it really depends on what you want to use these for.

Either way, I was impressed with these cards. On my other adult card game decks, I always found myself thinking the women were really not looking very classy. In this deck, there are some girls smiling and a lot of them really are portrayed attractively and sexily which was great to look at. It's a classy-looking deck, and my friends and I hae had fun playing with the cards.

These are still probably my favorite playing cards. We've purchased other adult playing cards from the Evolved company, but these girls looked the most attractive and had the prettiest lingerie. If we want to play with an adult set of cards, this is always what we play with.