Playful party straws - gags by Cal Exotics - review by jedent

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Well They Ain't Gonna Suck Themselves!

He he he! Little penises! And they're on the straws! Tell your friends that you've got something for them to suck on, and when they refuse remind them that IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITS SELF! Hilarious addition to any party or event.
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Pros:
Penises on straws! Dishwasher Safe
Cons:
There's only 10
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
This is a 10-pack of the most playful party straws on the planet. Who doesn't want to sip their mimosa out of a plastic black penis? Oh the fun and mischief that can be had with these things!

MATURITY...LEVEL...DROPPING...

The cocks on the end of these straws are super awesome, and with a big urethra hole it kind of makes me want a vanilla milk shake. The first thing I did with my straw was suck up water with it, then put the non penis end of the straw in my mouth, and spit the water out the business end. I almost hit the people on the couch. But the distance I got with these things is impressive!

The straws are a little bit short, but they work just fine, and are nice and wide to accommodate thick juicy drinks. I also put one through the dishwasher and it made it through just fine, even with the heated dry on. This is one sturdy set of cock-straws.

Practical uses for the straws:

-Hilarity at adult parties, like birthdays, bachelor or bridal parties, etc
-Putting up your hair in a sexy bun (the same way you'd do with pencils or chop sticks)
-Freaking out your house guests
-Squirt gun fight!
-A fancy cigarette holder like the ladies used in those old movies! (Would work best with a hand rolled cigarette.)

Think of the fun that could be had at a bachelor/bachelorette party sipping naughily named drinks? How about a Slo Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall? Mountain Dew Me? Slippery Bald Beaver or a Buttery Nipple?

If you're not into alcohol, what about an Olson Twin? That's just a Shirley Temple but with two cherries. (That's bad. I know.)

With these straws, you can surely tell people to start sucking your dick and looking like a boss at parties. You NEED a set of these straws, even if you keep them in your glove department "just in case."
Follow-up commentary
Dude! They work in hot drinks! Just thought you should know, since Hot Buttered Cum--I mean Rum season is coming!
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My Playful party straws tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
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Comments
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Yaoi Pervette (deleted)  
    Good review! I always get a kick out hearing what people do with all of these penis themed novelty items.
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Cute review! I love how you used the non penis end to hold water then spit it at your friends. That is a really great idea! Lol. I never thought about doing that. Cute! These straws just might not be too bad after all. Loved your funny review darling!
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Thank you for the review, the title is absolutely hilarious lol
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    Thanks for the laughs!
  • Cougar in Training
    Cougar in Training  
    Very funny review. And I agree, everyone needs these!
  • Jenni Shelton
    Jenni Shelton  
    NICE REVIEW~ LOVE THE WATER SQUIRTING IDEA LOL! DEF WANT SOME OF THESE!!
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Really great and amusing review!
  • Review It
    Review It  
    Love the title of your review. Too funny!
  • Anjulie
    Anjulie  
    Great review!
  • Petite Cannibal
    Petite Cannibal  
    Great review! Thanks so much! And what the hell? Writing was hilarious!
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