Radiant gems anal tool - anal probe by Doc Johnson - review by deceased

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Not as radiant as it looks...

This item really was not worth the time, money, or effort. A toy should give you pleasure, not frustration. It should be both beautiful and functional, and in this case beauty is just not enough.
Published:
Pros:
It's gorgeous to look at.
Cons:
It's poorly made, silicone and substance would help.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
The Doc Johnson manufactured Anal Tool is a soft, glamorous, gold sil-a-gel creation. That means it’s not entirely silicone, but not entirely latex or rubber either. It has a fresh shower curtain smell as well, which is a sign it is not silicone. Non silicone or sil-a-gel toys, are more inexpensively made and, are much more porous and likely to harbor bacteria within their small pores which can grow larger over time.

The Anal Tool is part of the Radiant Gems Collection, and it is radiant. I bought it at Suzies', it was under 15 bucks. So how could I lose? First it is harness compatible which is an unlikely use, because it is so soft and flexible that you could not drive it into any body cavity. It’s far too soft and bendy. It's too slender to be impressive and too soft to be effective.

Because it contains some silicone, a water based lube must be used. It is also hard to sterilize a toy that is not pure silicone. It may melt in a pot or dishwasher. Condoms do not fit well on this toy because it is quite slender. It's tricky to use because it practically has to be stuffed into the anus, rather than inserted. That is not the sexiest way to please your partner.

Once inserted it does not create a feeling of "fullness". It would not stimulate a p-spot or a g-spot, and it did not stimulate anything in me. Sure it is beautiful to look at. The design is reminiscent of the top of a Buddhist temple. However it does not even have the weight to make a book end, let alone an anal toy, and really can not be categorized as a butt plug. It sure does look pretty sitting on a shelf or in a drawer somewhere...
Experience
After a few tries, I gave up...
Follow-up commentary
I still have to "stuff it in" because it is soooo soft. It's like a gummy worm, you know that candy? It's a nice alternative to anal beads.
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  • Carrie Ann
    Carrie Ann  
    Really good first review. Smile You might want to mention the length and girth in your next one, though. Even though they're in the "properties' area it's nice to reiterate the information.

    Sucks that it was so useless since it really is pretty Sad face
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Hmmm interesting...I have this toy and like it much better.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Adriana Ravenlust  
    Why does it have to be stuffed rather than inserted? Because it's not very firm? I have a sil-a-gel toy and I found I was irritated by the material. Mine was also scented, was yours? Also, what's Suzies'?
  • deceased
    deceased  
    Mine was "new vinyl seat " scented. It is not stiff at all, its like a piece of thick noodle. Its like trying to insert manicotti or something quite pasta like...... I wasn't irritated by the material, it was actually a very mediocre experience. Suzie's is the name of an adult toy store on Oahu (and boy, they are a handful at best in the entire state!!!)
  • callsignhusker
    callsignhusker  
    Informative review, too bad the toy didn't work out so well..
  • Kdlips
    Kdlips  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Thank you for writing this!
  • zeb
    zeb  
    Thank you
  • Cookie Monster Mike
    Cookie Monster Mike  
    great review keep it up
  • Gary A.
    Gary A.  
    great review thank you
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    That's too bad it's not as good as it looks. Thank you for sharing!
  • pitona
    pitona  
    thank you
  • elrique
    elrique  
    Thanks!
  • Anne
    Anne  
    good review
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Good review!
  • karenm
    karenm  
    Thanks for your review!
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