Pack 'n play No.1 - realistic dildo by Tantus - review by Madeira

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Pack 'n play No.1

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Is That A Dick In Your Pocket?

This pack and play toy is for those who want a big fondlable pants bulge, and it less well suited to those who... don't want a big noticeable pants bulge. If you want to look hung like Ron Jeremy, and have plenty to work with when it's time to get it on, this is a great choice.
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Pros:
Realistic, feels good, silicone, works well for sex, big, comfortable for packing
Cons:
REALLY BIG
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is intended to be a pack and play dildo. It is certainly comfortable enough to pack, but it's also HUGE. When I got it, I was shocked to see how big it was. I tried it on and it is indeed a big dildo. You can stuff it down a pants leg, but it DEFINITELY will create a very large very visible bulge. If you, like me, prefer to wear skirts, it will also be noticeable there, unless you're wearing a very pouffy princess dress.

This dildo is an ideal packer for those who have fantasies of being Ron Jeremy, want to cosplay as Jareth the Goblin king, or anyone who wants to look as if they have a near constant erection. It's less ideal if you're shy, built small, or those into receiving small penis humiliation.

It also works well as a regular realistic strap on.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This is made out of glorious dual density O2 silicone. It feels velvety and soft on the outside, firm on the inside just like a flesh and blood cock. It is a bit of a hair magnet (as silicone is prone to being). This silicone has some drag to it, so lube is recommended. It's a very user friendly toy, the texture being very similar to a flesh and blood dick and the big base making it easy to hold. I'd recommend it as a delightful toy for pretty much any experience level (provided your holes can accommodate it's size)

Silicone is as always odorless, non-porous, and sterilizable by boiling, a ten percent bleach solution, or a cycle in a soap free dishwasher.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is about 7 3/4 inches with 7 inches of insertable length. It's a realistic dildo with a thick base. It has a head, but the head it not so pronounced as to be likely to catch on someone's pubic bone. It's a lovely reddish caramel tone, looking almost like someone with a tan blushing.

It's not hyper detailed, but there is some lovely veining, and it could definitely pass for flesh at a glance.

It's not super thick, satisfyingly sized, but not absurd, comprable to the o2 Flurry, a diameter of about 1 1/2 (perhaps a bit less) it should give you a nice full feeling on insertion without pain. It has a BIG base, bigger and thicker than any of the other tantus dildos I own, which gives it a nice weight and stability when worn in a harness.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

This performs really well as a strap on dildo. You can hit a g-spot, it stays stable in my Aslan leather harness. It's well sized to suit most anatomies, and it does feel very realistic (in fact it reminds me very much of a slimmer version of my darling boyfriend's cock) and it has enough length for most people without being unwieldy. It's a good dick, similar in quality to a good flesh and blood dick. It doesn't have all sorts of bells and whistles (much like the flesh and blood version) but it performs very well as a dick.

There is one major difference however, this one never stop being erect. Yes, it's soft enough to pack comfortably, but it is stiff enough (and big enough) to create a very large, very noticeable bulge, which can be nice, if your partner enjoys groping/fondling your package and feeling something like a hard on, this is really good. It's a little less good for... going to the grocery store... I suppose this could be described as an "evening packer" appropriate for bars, clubs, dates, not appropriate for at work and anywhere there might be children.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This is a silicone toy, meaning standard silicone drill, water based lube, not oil or silicone lube. It can be sterilized by boiling for ten minutes, dunked in a 10% solution of bleach, or washed in a soap-free dishwasher.

It's a bit of a dust magnet and would probably do best stored in a plastic bag (make sure to store your silicone toys so that they're not touching)
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    bowzer311  
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    Fodra  
    Great review, and you're right about the goblin king part, it would work much better an a sock (or five).
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