Classic dong review by Doc Johnson

So here's the thing: I'm a petite woman. Gigantic cocks don't generally turn me on; they send me running for the hills - or so I thought.

And then my new sex toy came.

On first glance, the Classic dong by Doc Johnson was big. Too big, I thought. My worry was a little eased when I took it out of it's box and started playing with it; the material is smooth and flexible, and it bent in very nice ways, which looked promising. Not to mention the pretty gold color.

Still, I had to steel myself up to it. It wasn't the length that daunted me, it was the width - this lovely new gold sex toy of mine is just thick enough that I was worried it simply wouldn't fit. But of course, being the adventurous young woman I am, I figured what the heck; I'll cover it in lube, do my best, and if it won't fit, that'll be that.

And then... oh, and then. I tried it. I covered it in lube, and after a little wiggling and pushing, it slid right in, easy as pie. And holy shit, did it feel amazing. Inside me, the smoothness of this thick gold cock felt fantastic as I pushed it, first slowly, getting used to the girth and the incredible fullness, and then faster and harder as I got closer to orgasm. Once I'd gotten past worrying and simply started enjoying, I can tell you I certainly didn't need all that lube, because simply having this toy inside me made me a crazy amount of wet. I kept banging myself and added a clit vibe to the mix, which brought me to orgasm within minutes, breathless, panting and dripping.

And then I did it again.

There's nothing particularly realistic about this lovely new friend of mine - though the veins on the side were certainly nice for adding texture and friction, it felt very little like an actual cock. Sometimes though, more realistic is not necessarily better; this dong was simply fantastic at getting me off. I guess I learnt the lesson not to judge a book by it's cover... or, you know, judge a new sex toy by its size.