And it was like Christmas...but you know...for my vagina: Part 1

Classic toy and a must have for any new user or toy enthusiast. For the price its worth trying by yourself or with a partner. The colors are vibrant and the size is perfect for those who like width, but not too much to be overwhelming. There aren't too many negative things that can be said about this classic dong. You definitely get more than you pay for. Why are you still reading this...go try it for yourself!
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Pros
color, price, thickness.
Cons
lack of proper gripping area, can get very slippery with lube.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
It came upon me suddenly one evening...it was an urge, NO, it was an itch and I had to scratch it. The itch could only be scratched by one thing...a sex toy. Well three of them to be exact. So I ordered and waited until one day there was a box at my door. I rushed inside to open it and inside were tickets to orgasm-land (or so I hoped). I was very excited and I thought to myself, "its just like Christmas...but you know...for my vagina".

In an effort to stray away from dual action vibrators, I took a chance on the more classical of the sex toys. The dong, specifically the classic dong. This was slightly daunting as I would rely on my own manpower, no motors, no beavers, butterflies, rabbits or dolphins. Just me and my need to rub one out. I wanted to know if it would be a classic waste of my time.

Newsflash kids, it wasn't. Like the classic Cadillac of old, this piece of pleasure rode like a dream. I'm a size queen, I like thickness and this dong did not disappoint. It may be slightly intimidating for the first time user, but its radiant colors will win you over. I bought the fuschia dong and loved how bright and vibrant the color was. With a little lube, first timers will sing its praises. Its filling, but flexible enough so as not be uncomfortable. Its a smooth silicon gel material was firm yet pliable - it bends and flops around with no problem. I didn't get the feeling that it would tear or rip on me. For the more experienced user, this is a great toy to have in your toy chest, its a most have especially for its price, I mean really the whole thing is pretty much insertable... the dollar to insertable length ratio must be phenomenal. I would recommended it for sharing (with a condom), or during foreplay.

Once I got the hang of it, sliding it in and out of me was a pleasant surprise. I found it to be more filling than my previous toys and all though I missed the hum of a clitorial stimulator, I was able to thrust myself into my happy place. In the midst of an economical breakdown, the price is a steal. When money is getting tight, don't feel like your vagina has to suffer. This toy is under 15 bucks and seriously, I've been using it every day since I've gotten it. I didn't notice any strange odors or perfumes on it and it didn't taste bizarre. In fact it fit into my mouth (among other things) quite nicely.

One you're done just wash this sucker off with toy cleaner or hot water and soap and let it air dry. The color hasn't bled on any of my sheets or anything else I'm aware of either. This dong is indeed a classic and a must have. Who knew, that something so simple could feel so right.

**This is part one of a three part series
Experience
Okay so I'm a sucker for some clitoral stimulation, who isn't? So my suggestion is using this dong with some sort of vibrator. Aim the vibrator on your clit and move the dong in and out. For me pushing the dong in deep than turning it clockwise or counter clockwise is mind blowing. I can feel the veined details on the way of my vagina and it provides incredible stimulation.

You could also have a partner do the thrusting for you. There is nothing hotter than letting some one do the thrusting for you, its a fun game to see how long you'll last without reacting. Winking
Follow-up commentary
Ok so I know a reader asked about a burning sensation when used, and I stated that I would review this toy again after a month or two to see if I developed this burning.

So yeah, I can say with confidence that if this toy is burning your vag/anal cavity... you should STOP using it. You may be suffering from a silicon allergy, and thus this toy is not for you. Other than that, this toy has been holding up alright, my biggest complaint is that the color bleeds on similar silicon materials. Needless to say, some of the other dildos have a fuchsia racing stripe down them now. If possible separate this toy from the others, or purchase a protective sleeve to keep the color from seeping.

All and all, this toy’s a great price and fun to play with. But if it burns...please please please stop using it immediately!
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  • Contributor: Carrie Ann
    Nice review. Let us know if it gets "stingy" at all with further use. I have a sil a gel toy that I started out loving but after a few months it began to sting in the oddest way...!
  • Contributor: Luscious Lily
    Good review!

    @Carrie Ann - yikes! I'd never heard of that happening with toys. Lubes yes, but not toys. Maybe it's the material beginning to break down and perhaps "leak" chemicals? At this price, we can't expect it to last forever... But that's rather disturbing from a material that's supposed to be nontoxic.
  • Contributor: Undercover_Lover
    Carrie Ann

    I've not noticed any stinging, but I'll do a follow up review in another month or so and report my findings. That is slightly distrubing to hear. Perhaps there is some sort of allergy involved? Thanks for commenting!
  • Contributor: Victoria
    Two other reviews mention the smell, I'm glad to hear you didn't notice a smell. Nice review!
  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    I have been eying this for a while now. I have never had a classic dong and I love how it's reminiscent of a cock but still fantastic. Good review!
  • Contributor: roskat
    A stinging vagina is not something I'd like. It is a very cheap price though....
  • Contributor: BusyMe
    I love love love this toy.. It's my Cherry Popper..
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