Hottie - dildo by Happy Valley - review by rdytogo

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This hottie is all you need

The Hottie, while pricey, is worth every penny. This is a multi-purpose dildo that is great to have as it is easy to clean, good for both partner and solo play, and hits all the right spots every time.
Silicone vibe with batteries, colorful, nice feel
Can be hard to get vibe out
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This colorful dildo can be used by both the men and the women. The Hottie can be used for strap-on sex, which is why we got this initially. It works best with a standard O-ring harness, but can also be used manually as it has a flared base to hold onto. The Hottie, made with nonporous silicone, is easily cleaned and therefore can be used in many different ways.

An added bonus is not only is this a dildo, but it easily becomes a vibrator. There is a hole located at the bottom of the dildo that allows a standard bullet (one is provided) to fit in. The silicone material easily transmits the vibrations throughout most of the dildo, although they tend to get weaker farther up the shaft.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Hottie is made from a brilliantly-colored red silicone. Part of the reason we purchased this dildo was because of its hot red color, which might be a clue as to how this dildo got its name. The silicone is odorless, tasteless, and is great if you have any latex allergies. Be forewarned that the Hottie is extremely firm. It will bend a little bit, but other than that this thing will hold its shape, which makes it a bit heavy. The Hottie is slick and smooth throughout with no ridges, veins, or bumps other than the ridge for the very pronounced head of the dildo.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Hottie is great for the most part. It is a great middle of the road toy in every aspect as it is large enough to feel, but not so large that you wonder how it is going to fit. If you like smaller toys then this one might be too much to handle. Contrastingly, if you like that full feeling then the Hottie might come up short (no pun intended).

The curve of this dildo is just perfect as it consistently hits my g-spot and gives my hubby more p-spot stimulation than he can handle, especially when the bullet is turned on. The girth of the dildo is pretty much the same from top to bottom including the head, even though it looks bigger at first glance.

The only complaint about the design is that the hole in the base where the bullet goes is very deep, which, if you're not careful, will result in a struggle to get the bullet out. We have found that if we put a little lube on the bullet, it makes for an easier time extracting the bullet when we are through.


This is where the Hottie really shines as it is an extremely versatile and reliable. I can always count on it to provide toe-curling orgasms over and over again when using it solo. It is also a great vibe to use in the tub as it is waterproof as well. Again, remember to take the bullet out as that won't survive after being submerged.

When used with a partner you can either use it manually by holding onto the flared base or by strapping it on. The firmness and the girth of it make you start slowly, but once you get it in, the pronounced head really does its job. The versatility of it is great as it can be used for both p-spot and g-spot stimulation. It can be a vibrator or a dildo depending on your preference, although we almost always have the bullet in.

Care and Maintenance

It is 100% silicone so clean up is a cinch since it can be cleaned with a 10% bleach solution or, my favorite, on the top rack of the dishwasher. You can also boil this in a pot for a couple of minutes as well. Just make sure you take the bullet out! The bullet can be wiped down, but do not let it get too wet or it might not work. The Hottie is nonporous so it is safe to switch between partners and orifices. As with any silicone toys, just make sure that any lubricants you use with it are not silicone-based as they will degrade the material.

The only issue we have with the Hottie, like with some of the other silicone dildos we own, is that it does tend to collect dust or lint easily. Before use we just rinse it off and then give it a quick blow dry and the problem is easily solved.

The bullet takes 3 AG13 batteries (standard watch batteries) that last through several long sessions.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
We still use this dildo quite a bit. Every time I look into the drawer to see what toys to pick out, the color of this toy stands out and calls out to us. The flexibility of this toy is still great, as we have used it for both vaginal and anal play with a strap on. It is also easily cleanable.
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  • Airen Wolf
    If you have trouble removing the vibrating bullet try dusting it with cornstarch before putting it into the toy, this always works for my toys! Sometimes using lube can cause suction and really make it hard to pull the bullet out. Another trick is to open the bullet remove the batteries and grasp the bullet by the side with a pair of needle nose tweezers. This can sometimes damage the bullet though so you have to be pretty careful.

    Thanks for the review!
  • Gunsmoke
    Kris - you also did a very good review on your favorite silicone lube. Do you use silicone lube with this silicone dildo? If so, have you noticed any damage to the Happy Valley due to silicone-on-silicone interaction?

    Thanks for the nice review.
  • rdytogo

    Thanks for the cornstarch suggestion we will have to try that next time. If it does get stuck we usually use the tweezer method like you said and unfortunately have damaged a couple of bullets that way.
  • Akikaze
    Thanks for the review!

    How else did you use this toy? What harnesses is it most compatible with? Did you prefer to use it vaginally or anally? Condoms or you don't plan on sharing?

  • deadpoet
    good review
  • rdytogo

    We use this with our Aslan jaguar harness with some metal O-rings. Overall I like to use this one more so vaginally. We don't use it quite for anal since picking up the feeldoe more. No condoms since we are married we just boil it after using it for anal.
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    Good review
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    great review!!
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    nice job on the review thanks
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    Thanks for the review.
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