Hottie has got to be one of the firmest dildos ever. Certainly it's the firmest medical grade silicone dildo I have ever held, had in me, or fucked someone senseless with. No floppiness or bounciness here. The Hottie means business.

The Hottie is from Happy Valley. According to the Canadian manufacturer of Hottie, and it's "the happiest valley" in rural Canada. I guess because of the beautiful natural setting, the flora and fauna, and the big eco friendly dildos that grow up there...

Happy Valley is a very green company. They plant trees and native plants to prevent soil erosion, they use only 100 percent post consumer recycled paper, and they use minimalistic packaging. Their toys have a finishing wash of phosphate free, biodegradeable soap. They are working hard to reduce their carbon foot print, as well as bring you products that will not end up in the land fill. They are also proud of their products and happy to answer questions. Now, having said that (I live a very green lifestyle and if it isn't eco friendly, it doesn't get my money), here is their website, and I'll talk more about the Hottie!

Hottie, which comes in equally hot colors of red or blue with a pearlescent metallic finish, and is a multi-purpose dildo. It can be harnessed or used anally (due to its substantial base), it can be used manually, and it vibrates via a bullet compartment. (My bullet was dead when it arrived and a change of watch batteries did not revive it. It was easy enough to find a spare bullet in my drawer, however.) The bullet compartment is quite deep, so I recommend using bullets with retrieval cords, and lubing the bullet prior to insertion. The shaft carries vibrations very well, to the head of the dildo - much less.

This is a medical grade silicone product of the finest quality. It's phthalate free, irritant free, and scent free. It is seven inches long with all but a half inch, which is an ergonomically friendly base, being insertable. It is an inch and a half in diameter, and a condom fits easily over this toy. The Hottie stands up on its own base, despite being a heavy dildo. It gently curves and maintains this curve upon insertion. It is a very good G spotter, and it can be used anally to P spot as well.

The head of Hottie is the same width as the shaft, but it has a pronounced frenulum. The shaft is vein-less and smooth, and there is a slight ridge to its spine. Like I mentioned before, it's the firmest silicone dildo I've ever met. If you like smooth and stiff, but still with velvety skin, Hottie's ready and eager.

Hottie can be boiled for three minutes on the stove, is top shelf dishwasher safe, can be cleansed with antibacterial soap or 10 percent bleach solution.

Hottie loves water based lubes! Store Hottie away from other silicone toys. (I roll mine in Bounty paper towels and put them in recycled baggies (they sell recycled material Ziploc bags, they are great!) Once separately wrapped, they can mingle together safely.

I first tried Hottie as a solo experience. It puts quite a good bit of pressure on the G spot. It's not uncomfortably thick, and it's not the kind of dildo you can clamp your muscles onto like a boa constrictor. It doesn't have the give. It's good for a stiff fuck. Sometimes, you just really need one of those!

I harnessed Hottie (looks great in a black Aslan Jaguar) and fucked my GF doggie style. This is a great harness cock because it is easy to insert (so firm and erect). She gave it thumbs up because the vibration travels up the shaft. It was a pretty hot experience. Hottie is like the sports car of cocks. It's easy to go fast and furious, because it's so aerodynamically built and smooth and sleek, and it has its own motor. Happy driving!

I love the color, it's one of my favorite colors ever. It is, however, a little stiff. My partner likes it better than I do. If we ever break up, I guess she will leave with it... It's more of a stiff silicone and I'm more of a Vixskin or O2 (Tantus) or Cyberskin type person.