Hottie - dildo discontinued by Happy Valley - review by DarkDeepDeviant

I had some criteria in mind when I went toy-shopping. I wanted something that vibrated (I was absolutely certain I would not get off on being fucked by a regular ol' dildo - more on THAT later) and I wanted something more realistically shaped than the rather cheap vibrator I'd subsisted on for some time. The Hottie certainly fit both these bills. About a week after I placed my order, there was the box at the end of the walkway!

Upon unveiling the Hottie, I was pleasantly surprised. He is not as long as he appears in the photo, but thickness was a pleasing hefty average - maybe not enough for you hardcore girth lovers but certainly enough for my tastes - and the color... ohhh my, let me just say, the Hottie is beautiful. In the picture the Hottie looks like a vaguely pearlescent blue, but in reality, he is swirled with various subtle shades of shimmery blue. The head is separated from the shaft by a nice ridge, and there's even a hint of a vein running down the underside of the shaft.

I fitted the bullet into the hollow base - nice and easy there - and pushed the power button. The vibe IS only one speed, but it's a nice moderate speed, easily felt all throughout the cock. And, major plus, this thing is battery-equipped! I touched the head of the cock to my clit through my pants, and a pleasant shiver went down my spine. The vibe strength of the Hottie will be nothing for the Hitachi-faithful out there, but for those who prefer a less extreme vibe, this is awesome. It's not weak by any stretch of the imagination. Really quite perfect for me.

My GF and I gave it a test run that night. She lubed me up - water based on a silicone cock, remember! - and began gently easing the Hottie into my cunt. To my surprise, it was actually a little uncomfortable at first! I didn't think I'd have any issues taking this silicock because I am no virgin and my last man was quite well equipped - as big as if not bigger than the hottie - but apparently I had downsized a bit since my last foray into hetero sex. Once the Hottie was well seated, however... ohhhh yesssss. Like I said before, for you major size lovers the Hottie may disappoint, but for those of you who like slightly-above-average length and girth, the Hottie is heavenly! The middle of the shaft and the head are nice and firm, as well. Really quite like an erect, flesh-and-blood cock: mostly rigid, but still somewhat pliable. There is a slight upward curve to the cock that allows the head to nestle right against the G-spot, which was absolutely scream-worthy once the thrusting began.

And actually, to backtrack a little, I should say that the Hottie also produced a very nice clit orgasm as well. It took a little longer I think because the broader head of the Hottie was not able to focus as intently on my clit as, say, my more slender, tapered "cheap" vibe, but the orgasm was just as intense and enjoyable. And at least for me, the broader head could be considered a plus because the Hottie was not able to be TOO intense on my extremely sensitive clit.

Ah, but yes, the downsides. There are a few. For one, the bullet vibe is harder than hell to get out of the damn thing. My GF managed it herself, but the next night after I fucked her, I actually had to get her to help me take the vibe out because it nestles so tightly into its little nook. Also, because the base is hollow, it was a little hard to get a nice tight grip on the cock for hard, fast thrusting - it kept collapsing in my hand and making me lose that strong grip I needed. However, the flared base does help compensate for that. I should also mention that the Hottie is not a completely silent toy. It's pretty quiet, able to be heard through covers but only softly, but if you have nosy parents/roommates or just don't want to be caught with the toy, the Hottie does not suit. The buzz would easily be covered by soft music, however.

Oh, and that whole "can't get of without a vibration" thing? Ha, I was called on my bullshit big time! At one point my GF turned off the vibe and just fucked me with the unvibrating cock. It was just as good as being fucked with the vibrating cock. I am totally sold on quality dildos now, which is great because it opens me up to a whole new world of choices!