Duck lacking pluck!
If you like to masturbate in the bath using a cute toy with low vibes, then this is a toy for you.Published: August 18, 2008
Pros:
Very cute; doesn't look out of place with the other duckies sitting on the edge of the tub.
Cons:
Can be difficult to press as firmly as you'd like. Not as waterproof as it claims.
When I first saw the 'I Love My Duckie' Bondage Duck, I fell in love. I mean, when you're a kinky chick who loves to wank, what could be better? Especially when you have a collection of (non-kinky) ducks lining the shelf in the bathroom already. And so it was that I put it on my wish list, raved about it, pointed it out, and generally made a nuisance of myself until one of my lovers bought me one as a present...
Opening it was a treat. It was the evening of my birthday, a bunch of us were back at my place post-dinner and drinks, and here was something to play with! First the packaging had to be negotiated, but my weeduckie was eventually cut free from the confines of her plastic cocoon. Next, a small screwdriver had to be located in order to open the battery compartment (not to mention finding 2 AA batteries - but I have a large supply of those!). Finally, though, she was ready to buzz. Reading the instructions, I pressed the centre of her back firmly.
Nothing happened. We turned her over, opened the compartment, checked the batteries were in the right way around. Yes. Closed her up again. Pressed her back. Nothing again. Perhaps it was because she was on the table? I picked her up, and held her firmly while pressing her back. This time she came to life with an apparently strong vibration, and putting her back down on the table lead to howls of amusement as she stuttered her way in a circle. I mean, what better than a vibrating duck, buzzing in circles, when you're a little, well, drunk?
So I had high hopes for the Bondage Duckie when it came to a proper bathtime tryout. Alas, I was disappointed.
For starters, while our wee duck appeared to have strong vibrations, I found that they weren't strong enough. Being passed throughout the entire body of the toy, neither the beak, nor the tail, not the ball-gag had vibes strong enough to get me off! This was rather frustrating, to say the least. Trying something different, I turned her over and pressed the base of the toy against my groin. Alas, still no luck. I was reduced to finishing myself off with my fingers, all the while bemoaning the lack of pluck in my duck!
Never one to give up after one bath, I tried my duckie again on the next occasion - with fresh batteries, just to ensure that I hadn't tried her out in a run-down state. But still, the vibes of my Bondage Duckie were just not enough. Very saddening. I also discovered that the waterproof seal that supposedly keeps the battery compartment watertight is not as effective as it claims - leaving batteries in myduckie later on lead to corrosion and unpleasant rust!
My Duckie sits in pride of place on the duck shelf - but battery-less and with no useful task, she's just another pretty duck. Ah well.
Opening it was a treat. It was the evening of my birthday, a bunch of us were back at my place post-dinner and drinks, and here was something to play with! First the packaging had to be negotiated, but my weeduckie was eventually cut free from the confines of her plastic cocoon. Next, a small screwdriver had to be located in order to open the battery compartment (not to mention finding 2 AA batteries - but I have a large supply of those!). Finally, though, she was ready to buzz. Reading the instructions, I pressed the centre of her back firmly.
Nothing happened. We turned her over, opened the compartment, checked the batteries were in the right way around. Yes. Closed her up again. Pressed her back. Nothing again. Perhaps it was because she was on the table? I picked her up, and held her firmly while pressing her back. This time she came to life with an apparently strong vibration, and putting her back down on the table lead to howls of amusement as she stuttered her way in a circle. I mean, what better than a vibrating duck, buzzing in circles, when you're a little, well, drunk?
So I had high hopes for the Bondage Duckie when it came to a proper bathtime tryout. Alas, I was disappointed.
For starters, while our wee duck appeared to have strong vibrations, I found that they weren't strong enough. Being passed throughout the entire body of the toy, neither the beak, nor the tail, not the ball-gag had vibes strong enough to get me off! This was rather frustrating, to say the least. Trying something different, I turned her over and pressed the base of the toy against my groin. Alas, still no luck. I was reduced to finishing myself off with my fingers, all the while bemoaning the lack of pluck in my duck!
Never one to give up after one bath, I tried my duckie again on the next occasion - with fresh batteries, just to ensure that I hadn't tried her out in a run-down state. But still, the vibes of my Bondage Duckie were just not enough. Very saddening. I also discovered that the waterproof seal that supposedly keeps the battery compartment watertight is not as effective as it claims - leaving batteries in myduckie later on lead to corrosion and unpleasant rust!
My Duckie sits in pride of place on the duck shelf - but battery-less and with no useful task, she's just another pretty duck. Ah well.
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I've always thought this toy is a riot! It's too bad it didn't hold up better to water use!
We've long thought this would be a great toy for play in our hot tub. It's too bad that there are some 'design' issues because it rates a 10 for its looks!
Too bad that most of these ducky toys are mostly for looks, because they're definitely appealing to a lot of people.
This toy may work much better for people who prefer gentler vibes. I just like 'em strong!
The main thing, I think, is to a) not keep the batteries inserted (a pain, needing a screwdriver each time), or b) remove the batteries and wipe dry and reinsert, then keep it away from the water.
Since I like to keep my duck in the bathroom with the other ducks, it tends to get water from the shower on it - and that's not good for keeping the insides dry and working well!
xx Dee
I laughed when you said it wouldn't be out of place! In my house with a 13 and 10 year old girl running around- oh it would so be out of place...
That's lame. You would think 2 AAs would do it.
DBD - you may have a point there.
Epiphora - I agree. Many of my 2AA toys do get me off, but not in this instance. I really think that the vibes aren't concentrated enough for me.
I expected great things out of this Duckie, it's certainly one of the cuter looking ones.. so unfortunate it didn't work out.
I have to agree with you there, SD. Still, it's good for a warm-up!
xx Dee
Alas, I still want this gorgeous duck
Sorry it didn't work out. My roommate has one of the regular, yellow ducks and she loves it. It's so cute Great review
He is such a cute little guy. I could see a number of these duckies lined up in my toy cabinet for looks, but I'm not sure they would do much for me physically.
Thanks for the review