Bondage duckie - discreet vibrator by Big Teaze Toys - review by Lana

 Bondage Duckie, while equally adorable, is far less innocent than the original and discrete I Rub My Duckie. While he may possess the same big, sparkling blue eyes and friendly, smiling face as I Rub My Duckie, he also has a tattoo, is dressed in a spiked collar and leather, and of course sports the ball gag. As a special edition, our friend is built to give more intense vibration than the original, and he even comes with an adorable miniature pair of toy handcuffs with little ducks on them. Also, the toy comes with two AA batteries, but prepare to dig out a Phillips head screwdriver in order to install them.

 It is important to note that while Bondage Duckie is intended to be a personal massager, it was also equally meant to be a body massager. The most intense vibrations with this toy can be felt in the head and the tail, so if you’re lucky enough to have someone willing to break out the baby oil, you can get an incredible back massage with two points of contact at once. I found that as a body massager, Bondage Duckie absolutely excels. It leaves your back, shoulders, neck, and anywhere else where you may need it with a warm, relaxed feeling. I felt absolutely sublime after my Bondage Duckie back rub.

 As a personal massager though, Bondage Duckie takes a lot of getting used to. His body shape isn’t particularly ergonomicly, so it took me a little while to find a way of holding him that was comfortable for me. Also, you’ll find that holding Bondage Duckie in your hand for a while has a numbing effect on your hand, so it makes him even more difficult to hold on to. He’s also a little difficult to turn on and off… you have to give his back a good, hard squeeze; something that I found challenging to do with one hand.

 That said, I did actually reach orgasm with Bondage Duckie, which I have to say is pretty much a miracle when it comes to me. I’m sure the reason was because the vibrations that the little guy puts out are pretty intense. However, it took me an insanely long time to reach that point (nearly an hour), and afterward, the cramp in my wrist was so awful I felt like I needed to use the toy to massage my wrist. Also, the orgasm was not particularly intense – unique, definitely, but not intense – and I felt that after the amount of patience I showed with the toy my reward should have been bigger. I really wanted to go for round two, but the vibrations left my naughty bits nearly numb, and I didn’t know if I had the patience to try to go for it again under those conditions.

 To me though, these were all very minor faults considering how well Bondage Duckie performed as a back massager and his other fun features. Not only is he cute as a button with a sly, naughty sense of humor, but he’s also waterproof, and he will float in the tub. It also appears as though it’s safe to fully immerse him in water for at least a short period of time… as with all waterproof toys though, I’d still advise you to avoid full immersion. I also felt that the battery life of this toy is also astonishingly good considering the intensity of the vibrations it puts out.

 All in all, I’m quite pleased with Bondage Duckie, and I’m quite attached to him. He’s got an awful lot of personality, and he’s really fun. I would happily recommend Bondage Duckie or any of the I Rub My Duckie line of toys to friends, and I think that they’d make wonderful gifts as well. If your friends are anything like me, you’ll surprise them with an adorable new friend that will get a laugh and a big, bright smile.