There are worse things to find. :/

My sister plays with my duckies when she spends the night. Then again, I just have them in my tub for decoration

As someone who has a two-year old obsessed with little rubber duckies, I totally agree with you.

My son has a collection of rubber duckies so I would have to hide this too. I still love how cute it is though.

Aww lol. I love that duckie, I so want one

As long as the kids are still young...this is not as bad as them finding a vibe and playing with it! My sister's boys keep discovering her stash and play "Cars" with her "buzzy toy that makes a great Bus"!

They'll just think it's a gothic duck? (why not?)
I once explained a realistic toy as being an anatomical model, like the brain and skull I've got. (yes, when I was 16 I wanted to go to medical school and inherited a friend's uncle's stuffs.)
"Oh, it's a model with which doctors train themselves to cure stuffs or help babies to get out. It's also interesting to just learn how the body works and names of body parts!" *distract kid with a real anatomical model and catalog from 3B scientific and hide the thing* (now, it felt creepy, but yeah; their parents laughed it off which was embarrassing but better than other reactions I could have got.)

Haha! I could not imagine how that one would go down!! "Well, it vibrates because... Um.... Mommy massages daddy's feet with it after he's sweated all day, so don't touch it, okayy?" LOL.

Well, it's better than a really realistic dildo!

Hahahha such a neat toy!