Bondage duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by P'Gell

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Hellfire, Save Matches, F*ck a Duck and See What Hatches....

This little rubber duckie is the cutest. He's dressed in Bondage Gear, a tattoo, and a ball gag, and comes with working metal cuffs for a fun night at home or at the local dungeon. His motor is very strong, although loud. His body is firm and can be worked into interesting situations.

A must for all interesting households and a great novelty. He also makes a gift for that kinky friend of yours whom you just can't seem to ever find the right gift for.
Strong vibrations, SO cute, somewhat discreet (really?) Interesting nubs and protrusions
Loud, rubber (although he doesn't smell) requires a small Phillips head screwdriver
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
My apologies to Stephen Tyler.

The Bondage Duckie from I Rub My Duckie, is a truly delightful toy!

Evidently his name is Tony. It says so on his bottom. Tony is made of rubber, but he has no nasty rubber smell. He is heavier and larger than you would think for a rubber duckie. This isn't a toy Ernie would take in the tub (or wouldn't he?) Tony wears bondage gear, a ball gag, a tattoo, and comes with a small pair of working metal handcuffs, which open, latch and close, that might fit a Barbie doll (if you're into that kind of thing) or maybe your thumbs. If not, it will make a Killer piece of jewelry! (You can see Tony, his cuffs and his body in my video, finally!) I intend to incorporate the cuffs into a necklace or pin in the near future.

The Bondage Duckie runs on 2 AA batteries and requires the removal of a screw to remove a door on his bottom to change the batteries.

He's about 5 inches long and about 5 inches high. He's heavy for his size. Yellow and shiny, with his tattoos, his bondage clothing and his ball gag proudly displayed. He is adorable and useful as well.

Bondage Duckie is waterproof and he....kinda floats. He is more likely to tip over in the water, but he does stay waterproof, and the batteries stay safe, if you were inclined to take him in the tub. Also, the water will dull the sound a little.

He is waterproof, so he can be cleaned with a toy cleaner (if he doesn't touch mucous membranes directly) or with a gentle soap and water. Because he is rubber and not able to be completely sanitized, it is probably wise to keep the Bondage Duckie away from anal areas.

Some people may not want to play with him sexually and I will probably not use him for this purpose often. Although he is strong, he is a novelty toy, and does better as display than as your go-to sex toy. He works but the main attraction of Tony the Bondage Duckie seems to be presentation and displaying him.
This Duck is strong! The first time I played with him, I kept a thin layer of clothing between myself and the toy. I'm glad I did because I think I may have become numb and itchy, he was so strong. ('s a duck.) I came very close to.....coming, but's a duck and I think that idea may have prevented me from getting all the way there. I'm guessing many women would have no problem reaching climax with this little jewel, if they choose to. I was surprised at his strength, but he has a very loud motor to go along with it. Holding the toy tightly or pressing it into the body tends to muffle the sound some. But, it can still be heard through most wooden doors.

The duck shape has some interesting characteristics, and I found the tail pressed into the nether regions the most effective way to receive pleasure from this little bound up Sub. He has lots of little firm points to reach into places for either a sexual experience or a silly massage. The toy has very little give to it, the parts aren't bendable at all, and the vibrations tend to not transmit to the head very well, but it is still a nice novelty.

I wanted one of these to eventually put in our bathroom as a decoration, next to a pantheon of rubber duckies we have collected over the years. I may wait until my oldest child is a bit older, but he will eventually have a spot on a shelf in my bathroom, overlooking the visitors to the room and waiting for his Domme, Mistress L'Orange to arrive and begin a new and exciting ordeal for him.
Follow-up commentary
I love Bondage Duckie. Or as I call him "Tony SubDuck." I don't use him for sexual uses, really. (I mean, look at him. He's too cute....and loud, despite having a very strong motor and heavy vibrations.)

But, he is perfect for decorating my bathroom, and is my Familiar while doing videos for Eden. He is crashing more and more videos, what a bad bad Duckie! (I just gave him a boner by even this slight humiliation. *sigh* Incorrigible!!!!)

The little metal cuffs make a cool necklace, when attached to a chain around my neck, or used to make a bracelet into a circlet for my ankle.

He's my buddy and I'm really glad I have him. He makes a great decoration, a good, if weird vibrator (if you have no close neighbors or kids, due to his noise) and is a unique gift.

I wish I had given him five stars. But, I did rate him as a vibrator at the time, and he is loud. Still, he's a fun as a toy can a rather non-sexual way.
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My Bondage duckie tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn as jewelry
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
  • Kush
    Thank you.
  • Brandonn
    Funny video thanks
  • richsam
    Nice review
  • HannahPanda
    Screwdrivers are no fun :/ It's nice that the vibes are nice and strong though. Thanks for the review!
  • P'Gell
    I'm glad you all enjoyed the review and the video.
  • Entropy
    I like that the vibes are so strong. Using a screwdriver to put batteries in isn't that big a deal to me. Nice review, thanks!
  • lovebites
    thanks for the review!
  • Jenny Smith
    Nice review
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Such a funny duck. Thanks for the review!
  • brevado
    Great review. Thanks!
  • lzee
  • Pete's Princess
    Thanks for the video. I had never seen ducky BDSM before.
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