Clitoral hummer - clitoral vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Mwar

Okay, so maybe it looks a bit like a whacky toothbrush! And yes it seems to have an odd little horn, but the Clitoral Hummer is definitely worth a look! This vibe is designed with clitoral bliss in mind. It offers broader stimulation with the indented, triangular front and pinpoint stimulation with the little horn on the back. With varying vibrations and patterns bound to please, the clitoral hummer is a good toy to add to just about any collection.

While designed for ergonomic, external use, the clitoral hummer can be inserted for vaginal stimulation. It has enough length to be angled for G-spot stimulation, both shallow and deep. It can stimulate other erogenous zones such as the nipples, breasts, and P-spot (externally from the perineum).

The Clitoral Hummer is not designed for anal insertion. I lacks a flared base and is a semi-porous material. If you wish to stimulate the anal opening, it is best to use a condom over the toy to preserve it.

The Hummer is a great price and a good option as a gift. It is beginner friendly and not intimidating in appearance. It can be used as only an external toy or for both internal and external stimulation. The multiple options, settings, and dimensions of the hummer make it beginner friendly. It is also strong, waterproof, and discreet, making it something of interest for more advanced users as well. Being discreet, the hummer is great for those who live with others or in a dorm situation. If anything, the hummer can be whisked away for shower enjoyment.

The Hummer is made of PU coated plastic. PU, or polyurethane, is a coating used in the industry to increase longevity of a toy. It is easy to work with and mold, which makes it a good choice for coating plastics. PU can also protect plastics and round out any sharp edges. It adds a velvety feel to the toy with little drag. Add a drop of lubricant if you desire a more effortless glide.

The texture of the hummer is smooth overall. The shaft has a few waves, which keep things interesting during insertion. The constant change in circumference makes the experience titillating. The head of the hummer is akin to a toothbrush head without bristles. On the other side is a little nub/horn. Turn the Hummer whichever way to suit your needs and fancy. The shaft and head of the hummer is firm. It stays where you place it.

The texture is beginner friendly.

There is a slight odor to the hummer, but it goes away quickly.

The shape of the Clitoral Hummer is funky, I won't lie. It has a face a mother would love.



While interesting, the shape of the head allows for you to control the amount of stimulation you get. The triangular end cups the clitoris and helps "capture" it. Sometimes more smooth or tapered toys don't hold on to the clitoris during stimulation and you have to hold it in place. In this way, the Hummer takes some of the work.

In terms of size, the Hummer is almost 8 inches long with an insertable length of a little over 6 inches. This gives you more play if you prefer deeper vaginal stimulation or have a deeper G-spot. At its widest point, the Hummer is about 4 inches around. This is also beginner friendly, and it might be too thin for those who prefer girth. However, if you intend for this toy to be mostly external, the length give you a handle and allows you to stimulate the clitoris ergonomically.

The Hummer has one button at the base. It functions as the ON/OFF and cycles through all the vibrations and patterns. Press the button to turn it on and the Hummer will be on whatever setting you left it on last (which is convenient because you could get frustrated cycling through 9 other patterns). The Hummer has 10 different Vibrations and patterns and they are:

1. Low Vibration: 2 Vrooms
2. Medium Vibration: 3 Vrooms
3. High Vibration: 4 Vrooms
4. Fast Pulses: 2-3 Vrooms
5. Short Pulse/Long pulse 2-3 Vrooms
6. Short, short, Long pulse 2-3 Vrooms
7. 5 Pulses that increase
in intensity 2-4 Vrooms
8. Two Pulses/ then
rollar coaster. 2-4 Vrooms
9. Like 8, but then it
pulses then decreases 2-4 Vrooms
10. Similar to 9, but there
is a long, strong pulse 2-4 Vrooms

To turn of the Hummer, hold the button for about 3-4 seconds. The Hummer is also waterproof, so it can please you during a shower or bath. It does have a rubber/plastic ring to protect the battery cage. I still try to keep the cap above the waterline, just to be cautious.

The vibrations travel through the entire toy and might make your hand numb if you use it for extended periods of time. It depends on how you hold the toy as well. If you have a more tight grip, the vibrations will travel through your hand. I have found that the best way to hold the Hummer is lightly and to have a hold that more keeps it from falling than direct it. The shape of the toy does some of the work for you with keeping in place.

Care for the Hummer is easy. It can be washed with soap and water, wet wipes, or toy cleaner. Because it is waterproof, you don't have to dodge the faucet when washing. You could even let it soak in the sink with other waterproof toys (it still doesn't hurt to remove the batteries though). When drying it, I would use a cloth or lightly use a paper towel. If you are vigorously drying the hummer with toilet paper or paper towel, you'll get a little white "fuzz" on the toy. Overall, lint doesn't collect anywhere near the level of silicone toys.

The Hummer is smooth overall, so there are only a few places debris will collect. Pay extra attention to the head of the toy. The nub and the ridge around the triangular indent will most likely collect debris. If in doubt, you can look at the Hummer in the light. Any film or debris will be visible in the light.

It is best to remove the batteries during long term storage.

The Clitoral Hummer comes in snap-shell, plastic packaging. Just un-snap the top and pull the plastic apart. The glossy, plastic insert has a diagram of the Hummer and it's functions. The packaging is not discreet nor designed for long-term storage.

There is also a small insert showing how to properly insert batteries into the Hummer. It is simply a sequence of little drawings showing which way the AA batteries go (negative nodes/flat side facing you).

While looking at reviews for the Hummer, I saw that someone had an issue with their Hummer getting very hot. I have used my Hummer for beyond 20 minutes continuously and have not experienced this. My Hummer was a little warm, but not near "warning" warm. I'm thinking that the situation was due to a defected Hummer (which sucks). I have had no issue with my Hummer other than wishing it had an independent ON/OFF button. The one thing this toy doesn't prepare for is if you get walked in on. While we hope our privacy is always respected, there are always exceptions (especially if you have children).

My reaction on being walked in on would not be to hold the button for 3-4 seconds. I'd probably spaz out and keep pressing the button to no avail. It would be an embarrassing situation. Because I'm paranoid, I worry about this on occasion, but it doesn't keep me from using my Hummer (and locks are a great friend, after all).

I find the Hummer a good toy for edging (prolonging orgasm for a period of time in order to make the orgasm more intense). You can keep stimulation going by adjusting how you hold the toy. Switch from the pinpoint nub to the flatter side to keep stimulation, but reduce it. The Hummer is a great toy to keep me "in the zone."

This toy is also a great toy to use during intercourse, especially rear entry positions. The Hummer can slide in place and not get in the way of you and your partner. This way, both my partner and I can orgasm pretty close to each other at times.

Overall, I'm happy with my purchase. The Hummer has earned a place along my favorite toys.