A numbing disappointment

Despite being very powerful, this toy fails to satisfy me. It is a great concept, but the sleeve design and lack of vibration controls make this toy miss the mark. A variable control wheel, a different sleeve material and texture would have gone a long way to making this meet the expectations. It might work fine for a woman, but for a man it is just not there, for me at least. Besides being very loud, Cal Exotics should have included more attachments and a longer cord for the price.
Published:
Pros:
Powerful vibrations, unique, slight suction effect.
Cons:
Large plug, short flimsy cord (but can use extension), big wall plug, loud, only two attachments.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Miracle Wand is the Cal exotics made male counterpart to the Hitachi magic wand/mini wand type hand held plug in vibrators (Cal Exotics makes female versions of this in different colors...see below review). This one has two attachments. One can be used to do pinpoint massage on various body parts on either males or females, but particularly on the clitoris I assume, since it is a sex toy. The other is a penis sheath that has 7 ribs staggered inside to stimulate the head/shaft of the penis and this is the primary lure of the Miracle Wand, but does it really perform miracles?

The head of the wand is flexible and can be used to massage/relax sore muscles as an additional use, or alternatively combined with other sex toys to add vibrations to non vibrating dildos and such.

The head of the massager is flexible, which is probably just because it is the same as the female counterpart toy, just in a different color. It doesn't really add any functionality as far as I am concerned.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

The penis shaft is TPR silicone which is about 7 on the safety scale. It cannot be properly sterilized like a normal silicone toy (if you plan on sharing the sleeve with another man). It appears you cannot buy a replacement sleeve separately (or a different size). You can clean it with anti-bacterial soap and hot water after use, and water based lubes are recommended.

The flexible sheath material is hypo-allergenic / latex free / phthalates free, as is the unit itself.

I did not notice any significant odor.

The wand is hard PVC plastic, as is the nub massager.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I really like the whole idea of this toy and had high hopes after reading the reviews. At first glance, the penis tube seemed like it could have been better designed or more enticing. I took others at their word that this would feel better than it appeared, and I have another massager like this and enjoyed vibrations on my cock with different attachments, but none were anything like this; made specifically for a man.

The size of the cup should fit all but the largest endowed men. It is squeezable, but not very stretchable to accommodate someone with extreme girth. You can create a suction effect by squeezing the cup before inserting your penis in it, but if you are thick enough ,there will be some suction created naturally. If you are 6" or more in circumference this will be too tight, most likely.

The length of the insertable portion is 5 1/2" and has a 7" circumference (approx 2" wide).
The entire unit is about 1.3lbs.

The toy is not easy to hide, but could pass for a muscle massager without the sheath attached, otherwise it is quite obvious that it is a sex toy.

The handle is curved, which I assume is to make it ergonomic to hold during use. The switch doesn't really fall where you would naturally rest your thumb, so you have to slide your hand down to operate the controls. It would be much improved to have more than 2 speeds or have a control wheel to fine tune the vibrations. It is still very stimulating, though.


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    • Ergonomic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The wand has two speeds. Low and high (seems more like like high and super high). The sleeve itself is waterproof, but the toy is not and you would not want to get anywhere near water when you have a plug in toy like this for fear of electrocution. There is just one button to control the simple device. The power/speed button is located on the handle. It is not an ideal placement. I would have moved it to where your thumb could more easily rest while holding it, but you can make to with it. It is a rather small toy for the power it produces.

One nice feature is that the plug can be removed from the body for easy storage. The cord however, is short, (you may need an extension cord to use it on your bed) it is only about 6' long. It is also very thin and has one of those large/heavy adapter plugs, which seems unnecessary.

The Miracle Massager is very loud and it recommends using it for only 5-20 min at a time (surely a misprint). I have read the handle heats up after 15 min, but never could bother with it for more than 10 min at a time. The handle never got hot for me. If you can't come within 15 min using this, you will probably be numb anyway. It is as loud as a small handheld power tool (think hand held sander). Definitely not discreet. Anyone in an adjacent room could hear this through a closed door.
    • Easy to use
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The sheath can be removed for easy cleaning. An anti-bacterial soap and hot water are all you need after use, but you could also use toy cleaners. Let it dry before storing to prevent any chances of mold/bacteria growth.

It is compatible with water based lubes. The lube rinses off easy.

It is recommended to not use the motor for more than 15 min at a time or the handle will heat up. If you must use it longer, it is a good idea to let it cool down for a while before going back at it. Excessive heat can damage the motor at a minimum and you wouldn't want to risk a fire on your willy, though I don't mean to sound alarmist.

It is really nice that the AC plug detaches from the unit. This helps prevent damage to the cord, makes for easy storage and possible easy replacement if you had a pet chew your cord; much better than having to replace the whole unit. I am assuming you could replace the plug from the manufacturer if need be, but I did not look into it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Miracle Wand comes in a flimsy semi-transparent plastic package. It is neither discreet nor something ideal for storage. The plastic is recyclable. There is a small basic instruction booklet that tells you how to assemble and plug it in, plus the usual warnings and disclaimers like:
-Do not use for more than 5-20 minutes (wide range huh?) [I'm guessing this is a misprint..I expected it to read 15-20min]. Bad Chinese translation maybe?
-Do not fall asleep using this item (yes it really says that...a fire hazard, I assume)
-Do not use near or submerge in water
-Do not let children use device
-Do not use on swollen or inflamed areas
    • Not discreet
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I would not purchase this again based on my experience. Maybe it is just not my cup of tea, but there are better toys out there like Fleshlights with vibrators in them, if you must have vibrations. Even a hand held massager from a drug store would be better made than this. I have used one in the past with success and it was made better. Sadly, no one else makes an attachment for the penis like this that I am aware of, but it needs to be improved.

It might work fine for a woman, but for a man it is just not there, for me at least (the fact of the matter is it is called HIS Miracle Massager and marketed to men, so I say it is a failure). I'm sure it will work for other guys, but it just doesn't provide the right stimulation for me.

I think this should have come with an anal probe attachment or P-spot attachment as well.

Experience

While this this is a very powerful toy, in my attempts thus far, it just cannot get me off. It has plenty of power, in fact, I wish it had more lower settings, because full blast is almost too much...it makes you go numb after a short while. It does arouse me and tease me, but I have not been able to cum without additional stimulation.

It is also as loud as a power tool. I find the sleeve design to be the weakest link. It is just not stimulating enough in the right spots. I invariably need some thrusting to get the right stimulation, but the ridges just don't cut it. For one, its a bit tighter than I expected (I am 5.25-5.5" girth circumference). There is a bit of suction created, but when I fully insert my penis, I don't get enough stimulation on the head where I want it. The inside just isn't that pleasurable to thrust in and actually gets irritating on the head of my penis after a few minutes. I definitely need lube to get inserted. It's not super tight, but it is snug around my penis. I had to keep reapplying lube/saliva during use. If I wanted vibration and thrusting, I would just pull out my Fleshlight and stick a bullet in the end.

I expected this thing would get me off in minutes, based on the previous reviews. Sadly it is a disappointment. A different penis cup or alternate design would have been welcomed. It cost more than the female equivalent model that has 4-5 attachments too.

I have used a Sunbeam plug in wand type massager with a flat rubber disk attachment to get off before with better results and it wasn't even designed to be used on a male. The motor is quieter too on that model with deeper vibrations, where this one is more buzzy.

I am afraid my gut instincts were right on the design of the sleeve when I saw the pictures. The 5 star reviews swayed me, but I feel let down. Maybe my GF will enjoy the other attachment, but I don't see myself using this one as a go to toy. The sleeve just feels not well thought out.

I'll give it some more attempts and report back.

I think maybe if I had not cum for 4 days, this thing might get me off, but I am a guy who likes to cum every day and experience different sensations and so far this just doesn't cut it.
    • Numbing
Follow-up commentary
I haven't touched this since writing the original review. It was a huge letdown and I wish I had returned it actually. I may give it another chance someday, but it was not enough to get me off and is annoyingly loud.
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  • Mamastoys
    Mamastoys  
    Great review. Sorry it was disappointing!! Thanks for sharing!!
  • Isabel0329
    Isabel0329  
    Great review!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review sorry this was disappointing
  • Trysexual
    Trysexual  
    Thanks for the comments ladies.
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    Beneath The Bed  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Melan!e
    Melan!e  
    Nice review! I agree that this should've come with a p-spot attachment. That would have really made it HIS. I'll stay away from this one. Thanks for your warnings.
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    Stinkytofu10  
    Great review, thank you!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    MrWishyWashy  
    Great job, thanks!
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    Trysexual  
    Thank you, thank you again.
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    iabicpl09  
    Thank you
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    travelnurse  
    Thanks for the review, Couldn't figure out what that one was.
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    SelectZen  
    Great review and pics
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    Nice review. Thanks!
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    Great review! Thanks
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    thanx!!
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    Badmew  
    thanks for taking the time to review! and pictures always help
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