His miracle massager stroker kit - masturbator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by 1001 Pleasures

The His Miracle Massager kit from California Exotics employs a twist on typical hand-held wand massagers. As it's designed to cater to men looking for a massage device, the pair of included attachments are more geared toward males, but I could see where females and couples could have a lot of fun with this as well.

The Miracle Massager is a plug-in device consisting of four basic parts: the massager motor, which is embedded inside a slender handle, a power cord, a small hard plastic nodule which fits on the head of the massager, and a longer more flexible TPE cylinder designed to cover the erect penis and provide vibration throughout the inside of the attachment. While the larger attachment will probably only be used as a masturbator by men, the smaller attachment could be used by anyone desiring strong vibrations to a specific part of the body. And, let's be clear: the vibrations are strong!

The handle/vibrator portion of the toy is made of hard plastic (polypropylene) and the smaller massage head is also a solid plastic material (PVC). The larger penis sleeve is made of TPE, a more flexible rubber material. While this attachment is softer than the other parts of the toy, it's still a very firm material. It will bend if you squeeze it, but it will not stretch. The materials in both attachments do a good job of delivering strong vibrations to the desired areas. The masturbation attachment also is lined with hard rubber ribs along either side of the tube. I discovered during use that these are used more to distribute vibrations along the length of the penis, and not really to stimulate it the way a ribbed texture in a masturbator might. The larger attachment has a light rubbery odor, but not as strong as some masturbators made of other materials.

The wand massager itself is a smaller one, compared to many of this type. The handle feels similar a large screwdriver in your grasp. The upper aspect of the toy has a swivel head, so you can adjust it during use to alter the intensity and position of the vibrations. Unlike other massagers, the His Miracle Massager utilizes a small nub on the side of the massage head to affix either of the attachments. While this works nicely for the two included attachments, the design will preclude you from using attachments that fit other smooth massage heads of this type.

Since it's only powered by an electrical cord (no battery option, and it isn't chargeable/wireless), you'll want to ensure you have easy access to a wall outlet. The cord wasn't overly long, and since it's required for operation, you might find it gets in the way if you plan on allowing your massager to roam over your body.

The attachments are both a suitable size. The hard nodule attachment will bring strong stimulation to just about any (external) body part, and is much larger than a "pocket rocket" type of vibrator. Exceptionally endowed men may have issues fully inserting their penis into the longer attachment, but its depth is probably adequate to accommodate most men. As I mentioned before, the material doesn't stretch at all, and the hard interior ribbing doesn't make for the most pleasant experience if you move the attachment up and down as you might a more traditional masturbator. Keep this in mind if you're seeking a vibrating masturbator you can move up and down on your penis.

The entire unit feels and works like it's well constructed. The vibrator is stronger than any I've ever used, and didn't falter in its performance either time I've tried it. The device itself feels solid, even when the motor is going full blast. The flexible head offers enjoyable movement, but at no time did the head feel flimsy, or that it might break off when pressure was applied. The attachments stay firmly snapped onto the head's nub, but they weren't difficult to remove or install during use.

The His Miracle Massager shouldn't take up too much storage room between uses and would probably fit fairly easily in a suitcase if you wanted to travel with it. It's pretty obvious that it's a massager, but the gray/smokey coloring is a lot more discreet than many sex toys.

For a smaller massager, this device packs a punch! I was definitely surprised at how intense the vibrations were. As there are only two settings (strong, and very strong!), you will probably be disappointed if you prefer a vibrating toy with a little variety.

The motor is easily activated by a switch on the side of the handle, and can be toggled between OFF/LOW/HIGH without any problems. I noticed some users commented on the handle growing hot during use; I personally didn't experience this issue, but I didn't have the unit on for an extended period of time.

The noise level matches the intensity of the motor: it's strong. Seriously, if you are looking for a more discreet toy or something that doesn't call attention to itself, the His Miracle Massager probably isn't your best choice. The vibrator is loud on either setting, and could definitely be heard through a closed door. If I had to compare it to something, I'd say it was like running a blender on a lower setting, or a similar small appliance.

The massage attachments are probably the only pieces you'll need to clean, unless you've gotten lube on the wand. Since the handle and smaller attachment are plastic, you could easily wipe those off with a damp cloth. The larger attachment can easily be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water. As this attachment is made of TPE, you could use silicone or water-based lubricants with it. A suggestion: I found it was easier to lube my penis directly rather than try to lube the inside of the attachment.

You could store the massager and its attachments in the box it's delivered in, or find a nice safe place to keep all four of the pieces where they won't get dropped, crushed or soiled.

The kit was packaged in a clear plastic tray with molded cavities for each of the four components, and the tray slides easily into a clear box that is marked with the products name, features, and illustrations. While I wouldn't consider the packaging "discreet," you could keep the box for storage, or simply use the plain inner tray to keep the parts all together.

There is a brief sheet of user instructions (written only in English) that give an overview of use, and basic safety/maintenance instructions.

Personally, I would have loved a little more variety in the vibrations department. While the two settings were both very powerful, I would have enjoyed starting at a lighter vibration, working my way up to the stronger ones. I've used other toys with a variety of vibration speeds and patterns and think a massager this powerful would feel great if it had a rapid-fire pulse selection, or one of those "roller coaster" settings that rev up from nearly nothing and then back down again.

Because the vibration was so intense, I definitely wouldn't want to use this device for a long erotic session, at least continuously. Not only did it seem to stimulate me to the point of being almost numb at times, it would probably end up hard to hold after awhile. But since the vibrations are so intense, it didn't take long for the Miracle Massager to work its magic.

As I enjoy frenulum stimulation, I first used the smaller solid attachment to work on this spot. It was extremely intense, and a lower speed would have definitely been nice here. The small attachment felt nice on other erogenous zones, too (balls, inner thighs, belly, nipples), but the vibes were just too strong - even on the lower setting - to linger in one spot too long.

I switched to the larger attachment and found it delivered amazingly strong sensations to every inch of my cock, but there were really only two sensations... full speed and stop. It was definitely a powerful way to masturbate; in fact I found the resulting climax to be quite nerve-jangling, especially since it came on so quickly.

The second time I used the massager, I found that using a combination of both attachments brought on even more pleasure, and I'd suggest you try it. I started out with the small hard knob, and - once erect - lubed up and inserted myself in the larger attachment. When the stimulation felt too strong, I removed the massager from the attachment, but left it on my cock. I then reattached the smaller piece and used that to apply direct stimulation to outside of the larger tube. With the TPE layer acting as a (slight) buffer of sorts, using both attachments together prolonged the pleasure (to a degree; it was still a pretty rapid-fire experience) and allowed me to enjoy the best of both simultaneously: the sheath provided complete penis stimulation, albeit not quite as intense, while the hard knob delivered a more powerful jolt to a pleasure spot of my choosing.

After experimenting with the His Miracle Massager in this way, I definitely can't wait to try adding it to my use of other masturbators, to see if I can find a combination that is truly mind-blowing...and a little longer lasting.