Miracle Masturbator - OOPS! Umm . . . Massager?

His Miracle Massager? No, OUR Miracle Massager, yep, much better! My husband really enjoyed the attachments and vibrations, but when I tried it - WOW! thirty second orgasm. This is now my favorite toy. You don't have to let them know you are cumming, this toy is loud enough they already know, but it has such powerful and direct vibrations that you really do not care - you are already done.
Small & lightweight.
No batteries.
Long cord.
Electric only.
Not splash-proof.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Miracle Massager Stroker Kit is a great multi-function massager with various uses. It is a small, hand-held unit that plugs into an electrical outlet. There is no back up power source.

Since this kit was for him, that will be where we start. My husband was a bit uncomfortable with the initial idea of using the stroker as a masturbator, but once we got the kit and he saw how it worked, was looking forward to using his new toy. The sleeve fit very well on the attachment and we plugged it in and tried it out. I was a bit disappointed that the sleeve wasn't more clear, but after a couple of minutes was very happy with the view I was getting. He said the sleeve was a bit strange feeling at first, but held the vibrations very well and definitely got him hard in a hurry. (I will vouch for that!)

I loved the Miracle Massager as a clitoral stimulator. The power was very strong, but a bit buzzier and lighter than the Hitachi. This is an amazing wand, I was off in about a minute. I used the cap on the end and also the head of the wand. This was a finisher, since the vibrations were strong enough to get me off every time I turned it on.

This is a great massager for sore muscles, tight neck muscles and other areas of minor pain due to tight or overworked muscles. I gave my husband a massage on his back after he got off work and he felt like a new man. It loosened the muscles along his spine up enough to allow the spine to move back into place. If you cover the head, you can use this as a foot massager after a long day on your feet, perfect for waitresses, nurses, etc.

This is a wonderful product for everyone, weather for sexual or therapeutic use, as a matter of fact, you can buy these at almost twice the price at Walgreens. Without the fun attachments for other uses.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Sexual and therapeutic
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom
    • Campus/roommate living (therapeutic use only)
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Electrical outlet needed
    • Not waterproof
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The handle is lightly textured plastic and is held together by very small screws. The light texture aids in gripping the handle, but with the motor underneath, the vibrations are going to make your sessions reasonably brief.

The head of the massager is textured, PVC that has some give, but is medium firm. There is some drag on your skin, Lubricant is recommended. I have not noticed it picking up lint, but it might develop that tendency after a few months use. I liked the texture, it is a bit softer than the other wands, but still reasonably firm.

The sleeve is TPE, which is semi porous and should not be shared. The exterior is lightly textured and the interior has two rows of half circle ridges for stimulation and 'grabbing'. These ridges give the sleeve the sucking sensation.

The hard knob that covers the attachment outlet on the head is hard, smooth plastic. This is great for targeting sore muscles or rubbing the clitoris. It also fells pretty sensational on the inner labia and vaginal rim.

These textures are very good for everyone, beginner to advanced users, and also for non sexual uses as well. The head has a light rubbery odor and the sleeve had a strong plastic/rubber smell that still hasn't gone away. It is not bad enough to be irritating, but is definitely present.
    • Light odor
    • Multi-materials
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Miracle Massager is built with an angled handle and has a flexible head which makes it very comfortable to use. The base has the adapter for the power plug, which was nice for positioning and the cord was about 6 feet long for added ease of use. I liked the design, the attachments fit on an adapter that is screwed onto the head of the massager. This also keeps the removable head cover in place between deep cleanings.

The massager is very light weight, around a pound, but takes some getting used to for positioning and noise. It is about 7 1/2" long, the handle is about 1" diameter around the gripping area, the head is about 2" long & 1 3/4" diameter and the adapter cover is about 1 3/4"x3/4". The sleeve measures 2 1/2"diameter by 5 1/4" long. Inner diameter is 1 3/4" open space and the ridges, which are flexible gives you another 1/4" of room. This should fit the top third to half of the penis for most men.

This could be explained as a massage device, however the sleeve had better be hidden. You can fit this nicely in a large shaving kit bag and use that for storage and traveling. There are car adapters available for use on the road, jusp plug it into your cigarette lighter or converter brick.
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Miracle Massager has a two speed motor which is operated by a sliding switch on the inside bend of the handle. The vibrations are very strong and powerful on both speeds and are felt primarily in the head of the massager. The attachments are designed to distribute the vibrations evenly and with unique sensations throughout the sleeve and the rounded knob.

Wear earplugs or ignore the noise for as long as possible. Within a couple of minutes, the noise increases to a fairly loud buzz. You will not keep your activity a secret, sexual or otherwise! This can be heard through a closed door.

The motor is so powerful that the handle has primarily full vibrations. This put my hand to sleep after about 8 minutes of massaging my husband's back. This is not something you can use for a long period of time. I have used a very small masturbation sleeve as a cover for the handle, but only for about five minutes since the motor was getting warm.
    • Easy to use
    • Extremely loud
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

You are able to use water and silicone based lubricants, however I only use water based lube due to ease of clean up. I am storing it in the original packaging for now, but will probably move it to a large shaving kit bag due to convenience and privacy.

I lightly wipe the handle with a damp cloth and dry it immediately. I then remove the attachment adapter and clean the head covering with soap and water and dry it immediately as well. I soak both attachments in soap and water, wash very thoroughly and dry them immediately as well. I then go over everything with a toy sanitizer to keep it disinfected.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The Massager is packaged in a clear plastic fold-together box and has a flimsy formed plastic tray that slides out of the main package. This is not very discrete packaging, can be used for storage and has some information about the massager, manufacturer and that it is a "His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit - Throbbing, Stroking Sensations". There is no doubt about the product usage for this kit.

The package also states:
Spring Mounted Soft Tip
2 Speed, High Intensity Motor
Removable Textured Sleeve
Angled For Ease of Use
EZ-Grip Handle With 120 V Plug
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
His massager gets us off every time! He likes his sleeve, I love the instant orgasm! This is definitely every couple's toy and will always perform, as long as the cord can reach the outlet. I love the fact that there are no batteries, however the longer it is used in your session, the noisier it gets. The Miracle Massager starts out at a low rumble and grows to a very noisy rumble. The vibrations do not get stronger, but the noise does. I fixed this by wrapping the handle with duct tape, very tightly. You can still hear it, but the tape did muffle it a bit.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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