Bad Girls? Not so much.

This movie really revolves around Stoya's DP scene. The other scenes pale in comparison which is sad. I wish they gave five FANTASTIC scenes rather than one great one, a few decent ones, and one bad one.
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Pros
Hot Stoya scene.
Good Chemistry.
No Condoms
Cons
Boring BTS, not as *bad* as advertised.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


I was looking forward to this porn film when I watched the commercial for it. It sounded like it would have a dash of kinkiness added to it, or if not kinkiness at least something not as boring and formulaic as most porn films. It attempts to delivers this but fails to hit the mark.

Well, let's start off with the humdrum stuff. The menu screen has small clippets from the movie so it isn't discrete at all. There are some extra features that are available as well. There is a gallery, trailers, chapter selection, and a behind the scenes. I watched the behind the scenes before I watched the movie, which is what I normally do in fact. I was very disappointed in the behind the scenes. First of all, it is only Stoya talking about her first DP ON CAMERA. This is very important to note. This is not her first DP. We talk to Steve Holmes and James Deen (who are the males in her DP scene) briefly, but mostly it is Stoya talking like an airhead. Maybe I'm spoiled in some of the behind the scenes that I've watched where the performers are intelligent and can talk about what they are doing without sounding like an uneducated bimbo, but honestly she is just annoying. Case- after the sex scene she says she sounds stupid because of the post-sex endorphin rush but she sounds the exact same. Ugh. So yeah, I was very disappointed. I would have loved to see the other performers in there too. Although, side note!!! After talking with Stoya in the porn club forum thread, and then reading some of her blogs and such online she is much more intelligent than the behind the scenes portrays her to be.

Onto the movie. It is long, especially considering there is no plot. That's right fellow porn watchers, this is a gonzo style porn. Which means there is no plot and there is a heavy close-up shot influence. Which is actually much more my style. There is no surprise that I like this porno.

The first scene is Manuel Ferrara & Tori Black. Tori walks in on Manuel fake sleeping and fondling his cock. It leads to oral and vaginal sex with a facial pop shot at the end. While the scene is pretty run of the mill and average, the actual quality of the work is great and they do have some good chemistry. Either that or I'm distracted by how hot Manuel Ferrara is.

The second scene is the oh-so amazing DP scene with Stoya. Her male counterparts are James Deen (who I have just recently gotten a clit-on for) and Steve Holmes. James is fucking hot. I know, I try not to swear in reviews but he is THAT amazing. It gets right into the action as soon as the scene starts. Each guy gets in all of her holes, with no protection. It doesn't bother me but I know it raises issues for others. There was also some spitting and gaping.

The third scene was with Scott Nails, Rebeca Linares and Tommy Gunn. Yes, another MMF threesome. It starts off with just Scott and Rebeca and some hot sex between them. She was a bit more take control which I think is rare in porn so I enjoyed that. When all three are involved, the men are never inside of her together, so no more DP action. I found the threesome to be boring. I wanted it to just be Scott and Rebeca and I would have enjoyed it so much more as a whole.

The fourth scene is with Manuel Ferrara & Jenny Hendrix. Yay! Manuel Ferrara again. I personally like him. They have a hand held camera that gives this almost verging on boring scene a bit of a flair. Granted, the same old stuff is present, but it gives it SOMETHING different at least. The chemistry isn't as great as Manuel's first scene though.

The fifth (and final) scene is Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, & Angelina Armani. That's right, this is the third MMF threesome of the movie. Angelina seemed utterly bored in it. It was a complete turn off. There were the basics once again, but this time no chemistry, nothing special. I was bored to tears. Rebeca's scene is so much better. Just like Rebeca's scene, there is no DP that honor is saved especially for Stoya which is probably why her threesome is the best.
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  • Contributor: liilii080
    Awesome review. I appreciated your opinions about what you liked and didn't like.
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. I am still looking forward to getting this one.
  • Contributor: naughtyjo
    what a great, thorough review. I find it hard buying movies, never knowing which will be good or not, so this is really helpful. Thank you!
  • Contributor: BadgersRose
    Thanks for the great review. This could be a lot of fun.
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for the review. might have to watch this one.
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