Black rose spank and soothe - body moisturizer by Doc Johnson - review by ~LaUr3n~

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Spank, Soothe, and Sniff

This set from Doc Johnson contains two tubs of balm: one for a tingling spank, and the other for an after spank soothing. They both smell amazing and will moisturize the skin, wherever you choose to use them.
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Pros:
Nice looking set, Soothe is excellent and can be used for other reasons, excellent scent.
Cons:
Some may not be able to feel the tingle, Spank is sticky.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

From Doc Johnson comes as really interesting set of balms, the Black Rose Spank and Soothe. These balms are designed to amp up your spanking sessions. The Spank creme is applied right before play and is designed to provide a tingling sensation during spanking. The Soothe creme cools and soothes the skin afterward. Both have an amazing Passion Fruit scent that can increase your mood as well. The easy to use containers have plenty of product but are not cumbersome and can be traveled with.

Spank Ingredient Break Down
~Propylene Glycol: chemical solvent
~Glycerin: synthetic sweetener
~Zea mays: Corn starch
~Sorbitan Oleate: Surfactant and fragrance
~Polyacrylamide: Flocculate solids in a liquid
~Isopropyl Palmitate: Palm oil emollient, moisturizer, and thickening agent
~Polysorbate 20: Detergent and emulsifier
~Zinginer Officinale, Piper Nigrum (Pepper) Resin, Cinnamonum Cassia Resin, Capsicum Frutescens Resin,
Capsicum Annuum Resin: Fragrance, Adds tingle
~C13-14 Isoparaffin: Mineral oils, emollient
~Laureth-7: Emulsifier and surfactant
~Butylene Glycol: Petroleum product, thickener
~Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate: Preservative

Ingredients Soothe: Propandiol, glycerin, polyacrylamide, pentylene glycol, sodium polyacrylate, panthenol, aloe leaf juice, sodium hyaluronate, 4 t butylcyclohexanol, chamomilla, recutita flower, exstract, c13-14 isoparaffin, pvm/ma copolymer, laureth-7, fragrence, citric acid, diazolidinyl urea, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate

~Propanediol, Sodium hyaluronate: Viscosity
~Glycerin: Artificial sweetener
~Polyacrylamide: Flocculate solids in a liquid
~Pentylene glycol: Solvent and preservative
~Sodium polyacrylate: Thickening agent
~Panthenol, Aloe leaf juice: Moisturizing agent
~Chamomilla: Soothes skin
~c13-14 isoparaffin: Mineral oils, emollient
~Pvm/ma copolymer: Binder
~Laureth-7: Emulsifier and surfactant
~Diazolidinyl urea: Antimicrobial preservative
~Sodium benzoate: Preservative
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Spanking
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Butt

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Spank: Spank is the thicker of the two cremes. It is more like gel icing and is thick. This balm is a light pink and a solid balm. It feels sticky to the touch and also sticky when it is smoothed around. This does go away a bit with time, however. It requires soap and water to come off.

Soothe: This balm is much thinner and moves a lot easier. It's an opaque white and also resembles icing at first. It spreads easier than the Spank and rubs in quickly. Instantly the skin feels smoother. It doesn't feel sticky or greasy at all.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Taste / Aroma

The product is infused with a passion fruit smell that smells good enough to taste! It's fruity and fresh. The smell is slightly different in the Soothe, but it's just as delicious all the same. It lingers on the skin and takes over an hour to fade away completely.

Don't eat this!
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell

Performance

As intended, lather your butt up with some of the Spank balm. It can be incorporated into foreplay as it makes the curves glisten! Massage the balm in to the cheeks and wait just a little bit. A tingling sensation should be felt that can then be intensified by a good ol' spanking! Just because this is aimed at being used for your rump doesn't make that the only place it can be used on. You can use as much as you would like, but at least a nickle sized dollop is needed to have enough product.

After your spank session is done, then you can wash off the Spank balm and start another massage, this time with the Soothe cream. A lot less product is needed from this container to do the job. Instantly it will soothe and smooth the skin with a slight cooling and powdery finish.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

This product comes in two separate plastic tubs with screw off tops. Each jar is 2 fluid ounces, and the jars are larger than they need to be. They have simple labels that make a good attempt at being discreet. The ingredients are listed on the sides of the jars. They slide into a nice cardboard box that is far less discreet, with images of a bare bum in a sex silhouette on them. No instructions are included.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Here is my subjective portion of the review...

I tried this three separate times, each time increasing the amount of Spank product that I applied. I also increased the amount of time I waited and the hardness of the spank session. The only thing that caused tingling was the spanking! I did not feel any tingle from this product. That does not mean that others will not be able to feel it, however.

The Soothe cream is great! It instantly makes the skin feel smooth and soothed, seriously. I've used it just for the hell of it on my arms and legs, too.

I can't give this kit five stars because of not being able to feel the tingle myself. If I were subjectively rating this, I'd give it a low 3 stars, but I'll give it 4 objectively. I'm docking it for the stickiness mostly.
Follow-up commentary
I have only kept the "Soothe" portion of this product since I didn't find any results from the "Spank"; although, it does smell amazing! I use the "Soothe" product not just for spankings, but as a lotion-like product for general areas.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • PrincessYagami
    PrincessYagami  
    Interesting
  • Winifred
    Winifred  
    Hmm, I do like the concept. Thanks for the review =]
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Nice review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Thanks!
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    Thanks
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