Way more then just a wet nap
If they were more economical I would buy them for regular use. I would only buy them for outings at that price.Published: May 6, 2011
Pros:
Nice and thick with a yummy smell. Does the job. Travel friendly.
Cons:
Overpriced for just one. The picture in ad led me to believe there would be 5.
The individual package was larger then I had expected. When I opened it up, I saw why. This was in no way similar to a wet nap or even a baby wipe. Thicker, more absorbent, it's almost more like a disposable premoistened towel. (Thinking that it's not so green, between the packaging and the one time use.) If you are carrying a small purse it will take up much precious room.
I inspected it with my hands. The wipe was soft and sturdy. It was not cold to the touch. The smell was fantastic, I love vanilla. It was not a light smell, but I did not find the scent overpowering.
I was very disapointed that there was only one wipe; I wanted to report back on more than one experience with the wipes so I tore it into a couple of pieces. It is actually large enough that, in a pinch, it could be share with a partner this way, depending on the amount of fluids you are tackling.
I used one piece to wipe down a new toy. I had already washed it when I received the toy. I had not had a chance to try it out, and due to the material it had some fuzzies on it. This was very convenient because I have a roommate and sometimes I feel as if I am constantly smuggling sex toys back and forth between my room and the bathroom.
I used a second piece to clean myself up after play time. It left me feeling fresh and clean, ready to roll over and get some zzz's.
I did save a third piece to try out as a drawer freshener. When my play time was over I noticed that I had a clean piece left that was dried out. It still smelled wonderful, and I tucked it into my lingerie drawer.
I inspected it with my hands. The wipe was soft and sturdy. It was not cold to the touch. The smell was fantastic, I love vanilla. It was not a light smell, but I did not find the scent overpowering.
I was very disapointed that there was only one wipe; I wanted to report back on more than one experience with the wipes so I tore it into a couple of pieces. It is actually large enough that, in a pinch, it could be share with a partner this way, depending on the amount of fluids you are tackling.
I used one piece to wipe down a new toy. I had already washed it when I received the toy. I had not had a chance to try it out, and due to the material it had some fuzzies on it. This was very convenient because I have a roommate and sometimes I feel as if I am constantly smuggling sex toys back and forth between my room and the bathroom.
I used a second piece to clean myself up after play time. It left me feeling fresh and clean, ready to roll over and get some zzz's.
I did save a third piece to try out as a drawer freshener. When my play time was over I noticed that I had a clean piece left that was dried out. It still smelled wonderful, and I tucked it into my lingerie drawer.
Experience
My favorite use of the product, ironically, isn't even its intended purpose: I really like it as a drawer freshener.
For travel, I would actually prefer something smaller and unscented. What if the other person doesn't like the scent?
If it's a play party or on-site club you are going to, there are usually tubs of wipes anyways. I can't imagine pulling this big packet out of my purse after the fact. If you have a fruitful night, at a dollar a pop, it's not really the product I would put my money into for the scene.
For travel, I would actually prefer something smaller and unscented. What if the other person doesn't like the scent?
If it's a play party or on-site club you are going to, there are usually tubs of wipes anyways. I can't imagine pulling this big packet out of my purse after the fact. If you have a fruitful night, at a dollar a pop, it's not really the product I would put my money into for the scene.
Follow-up commentary
7 days after original review
I was tidying my night stand drawer and found the wrapper. I had to laugh. Three by five inch bright green package. There it was with the cartoon cumming cock smiling at me.
On the back of the wrapper it mentions that it cleans "today's" lubes and that it beats ruining another towel. Hmmm...I've never actually ruined a towel from cleaning up "love's messy moments." For the less romantic, the other side of the wrapper says "get it off after getting it off."
I have to wonder what was so different about yesterday's lubes.
Do you think my roommate will notice it in the trash?
On the back of the wrapper it mentions that it cleans "today's" lubes and that it beats ruining another towel. Hmmm...I've never actually ruined a towel from cleaning up "love's messy moments." For the less romantic, the other side of the wrapper says "get it off after getting it off."
I have to wonder what was so different about yesterday's lubes.
Do you think my roommate will notice it in the trash?
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The product page does say that the product is one sachet, but I understand your disappointment. Sorry it didn't work out for you.
Thanks for the review!
thanks for the review. I dont understand this product or others like it. We just use baby wipes if we need a type of wipe for cleaning up. They are cheaper, smell good, and you dont have to hide them like they were a sex toy.
the packaging and its size are definitely not inconspicous. I usually take a little sexy purse if I'm going out. the size of that big green package would take up precious space
Thanks for the review.
Great review for such a small product!
Great review
I also hate the misleading pics, thanks for the review
Thanks for the very entertaining review! I assumed the packet would be small and discreet also, so that information on the large size was very helpful. I'm still thinking maybe I'll throw a couple in with my next order just to give them a try, but you're right, $0.99 a pop is just too much. I'll probably stick with my baby wipes.
Thanks for the review!
thanks for the review
thanks for the review