Cum-kleen - wipes discontinued by GS Wipes - review by Jul!a

Messy sex on the go? How about messy sex at home? Or even a messy masturbation session with lots of silicone lube? Well these little wipes are here for you, and while they really do work best for on the go, since it's not very practical to buy lots of them for single use only at home, they do work nicely, and leave you lightly scented for a short while.

Each wipe looks and feels like a baby wipe, sort of. Thicker than your standard moist toilette, but thinner than most baby wipes, it's a nice middle of the road. The wipes feel soft against the skin and at 8 1/2"x8" are usually more than enough for a single person, or depending on the mess, if you're just wiping up lube, can even be enough for both of you. They don't feel very fragile and I haven't been able to tear one by hand, so you won't have to worry about wiping too hard or having any of the towel left behind.

After use, neither my fiance or myself felt any kind of sticky once the moisture from the wipe had dried, which only took a few minutes.

I love vanilla, so I got that one. When I opened the little package, I was met with the scent of an artificial vanilla, although not overwhelmingly so. It was light and not overpowering, although those that have a very strong dislike for vanilla might want to try the mango version instead.

I haven't tasted the wipe itself, but licking skin after it had dried didn't produce any cringe-worthy faces, although my lips and the tip of my tongue did get just the slightest bit tingly.

It cleans up silicone lube, and it cleans up cum. I'd call it all around pretty awesome.

After managing to spill some silicone lube all over myself I had grabbed one of these to try and clean up as best I could without having to scrub down in a shower, and it managed to get enough of it that my skin wasn't left feeling greasy at all from the lube. There was just a teensy bit left, but it absorbed into my skin fairly quickly, along with the moisture from the wipe.

When used on the nether regions, my fiance and I felt rather refreshed and clean. We've even managed to use just one wipe between the two of us.

Not very discreet thanks to the ejaculating penis cartoon on the front, and the phrase "get it off after getting off", the vanilla comes in a lovely bright green pouch the same size as a 3"x5" notecard. The mango one is the same except instead of green, it's orange.

Because of the size, these will fit easily into a pocket, purse, backpack, suitcase, whatever. Great for traveling.

I couldn't find an ingredients list anywhere on the packaging, but to the best abilities of my research, the ingredients (added to the wipe itself) are: water, vitamin E, aloe vera, body safe preservatives, and fragrance.

It should also be noted that you should not flush these wipes, like, ever. Just toss them in the trash.

If you really like these wipes, you can also get them in a tub as well.

When I first saw these, I figured "oh what the heck, I'll add a few to my next order." Well I'm really happy I did. We don't have the occasion to use these all the time, but on the few occasions we do end up using a silicone lube for sex, it's really nice to be able to get fairly clean without having to shower. We both enjoy the scents, and will keep adding a few to orders here and there when we have a few extra pennies for them.