Fizz lubricant by Topco Sales - review by Carrie Ann

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Fizz lubricant Fizz lubricant by Topco Sales
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Select Flavor:
  • Lime Out of stock  
  • Cherry Out of stock  
  • Orange Out of stock  
  • Grape Out of stock  
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Diet Sprite! For your penis!

All in all I'm pleased with this lube. Fizz isn't fizzy, and it does have a typical sugar free after taste, but it lasts a long time; both in lubricity and taste. It has a true lemon lime soda flavor, doesn't get overly sticky, and is reactivated by saliva or water.
Published: June 17, 2009
Pros:
Long lasting flavor and slickness, sugar free, cute packaging, good taste.
Cons:
No fizz, does have a sugar free aftertaste reminiscent of diet soda, contains glycerin & parabens.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
I've had Fizz Lube on my wishlist since the first time I saw it. Fizzy flavored good stuff would simply *have* to make a blowjob fun, right? Well, yes and no.

Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Fizz comes in a really nifty soda bottle shaped container with a twist off top. Unfortunately as others have stated, the opening where lube dispenses is quite large, and since it's a thin lube, it can be difficult to only get a small amount. I knew this going in, due to having read many reviews, so I simply used extra care and tipped the bottle slowly.

Since the Fizz is thin, I only doled out a small amount; about the size of a penny into the palm of my hand, and then used my hand to apply it to my parnter's penis. It spread well, coating his shaft without running all over the place. If I'd used a larger amount it probably would have been a bit messy. A little goes a long way!

We ordered the lemon lime flavor (though I didn't look closely at the picture and EF lists it as lime, not lemon lime, so I was kind of disappointed) and it pretty much smells and tastes exactly like a flat Diet Sprite. No fizz in the Fizz, and it definitely has a sugar free after-taste.

Neither of those things are necessarily bad. Not bad enough to make me regret ordering it, anyhow. A bit of fizz would have been fun but, in reality, I can't complain about a good flavored lube just cuz it's not carbonated. And it is a good lube - it added flavor and slickness, encouraging my mouth to water, which is exactly what I want a flavored lube to do when I'm using it for oral sex. The diet soda taste is not my favorite thing in the world, since I don't drink diet soda, but it *is* a sugar free lube so it was also expected. And, truly, those who drink diet soda on a regular basis will likely not even notice the taste as they're accustomed to it. It's not a bad aftertaste or a lubey taste or even a chemical taste. It just tastes sugar free.

After applying the Fizz the flavor was pretty intense at first, but then faded to a nice soda poppy hint that lasted a lot longer than I expected it to. Oral sex with this lube lasted about ten minutes before we moved on to other things. I never had to reapply. My spit seemed to keep it slick and the flavor, while it faded a bit, never totally went away. In fact, we moved on to vaginal sex and didn't need to add extra lube to make things comfortable. Bonus!

It also doesn't get exceptionally sticky icky, like a lot of flavored lubes, and washes off easily with a warm wet washcloth when you're finished.

Fizz does contain glycerine and parabens, however, so those who may be sensitive to either ingredient should use caution and common sense. Don't use it vaginally if you're prone to yeast infections, don't order it if parabens give you grief.
Follow-up commentary
I've found we don't use this lube very often, though I'm still quite fond of it. The problem is that it doesn't mix well with bodily odors and, let's face it, everyone has them. Unless a man is freshly showered his balls tend to smell musky and adding sweet lime to that is just... not very pleasant.

After a shower the last thing my partner wants to do is get coated with sticky lube, even if I am going to lick most of it up. So, while we both like it... it's a rare treat rather than a regular use sort of thing.
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Reviewed by Carrie Ann (Eden Advanced reviewer) "What after all is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean." ~Christopher Frey
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Oggins (verified)

I really should try a different flavor in these because I'm thinking that I just happened to order the only bad tasting one. I'm lucky like that! Great review as always Carrie Ann! Smile

06/17/2009
Carrie Ann (verified)

Thanks! Smile I hate to be the one to say "yes, spend your money, you'll like it!" if you may not but I would bet it really was just the cherry cola flavor. Seems like the rest of them have gotten okay reviews.

Honesty, though? The only ones I'd dare to try are this lemon lime and the rootbeer. Maybe the orange. The grape, cola and cherry cola scare me. Heh.

06/17/2009
Sammi (verified)

lol - and I was leaning towards the cola Smile.
Good review!

06/17/2009
Epiphora (verified)

Ew, I bet grape is horrendous!

06/17/2009
Carrie Ann (verified)

Well, considering grape soda is scary, and diet grape soda likely to be more so... yeah. NOT something I'm willing to try.

Though if it tasted like grape bubble yum we'd be in business!

06/17/2009
Miss Cinnamon (verified)

What a disappointment that it wasn't fizzy! It didn't even tingle? That would be a deal breaker for me. It'd be like buying a warming lubricant that didn't warm. It might still work, but its key feature would be lacking. Great review, though Smile

06/17/2009
Carrie Ann (verified)

Nope, no tingle for me, though some folks have said it felt tingly to them. It didn't bother me a lot since it was for the lime flavor that I wanted this stuff but it's definitely something to be aware of. No fizz in the Fizz.

06/17/2009
Luscious Lily (verified)

I got all excited about a good flavored lube that didn't contain Aspartame... until I saw that it has parabens. Breaks my heart. They get rid of the ingredient that makes my head hurt, and leave in one that makes my lady bits hurt. This sounds good enough that I might try it anyway, just for oral. Thanks for another wonderful review!

06/17/2009
Mamastoys (verified)

I want to try the orange and maybe the cherry..grape is a definite no no I don't like grade drinks..I am immune to the sugar free aftertaste because I have drank them for year but good you noted it in the review. I didn't even think of that in mine. I agree, it is a pretty good lube..Thanks!

06/18/2009
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