Birthstones - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Ryuson

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From sceptic to true believer!

While not the most high quality bullet, this is more than worth the $15. Its sleek design is great for pinpoint or distributed vibrations, and it's impressively quiet. I'd gladly buy this bullet again and again! Between the power, low noise levels, waterproof battery compartment, and size this one is definatley going to the dorms with me!
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Pros:
Quiet, strong vibrations, AAA batteries, waterproof, classy looking, low maintenance, great warranty
Cons:
Turn-dial base, one setting
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This is a great bullet vibrator that is wonderful for almost any use. Its main purpose is for external stimulation and this is indeed where it exceeds expectations, but it can also be used for shallow vaginal insertion. It's great for clitoral and nipple stimulation and would please any other erogenous zones that you would like some pinpoint stimulation on.

This toy is good for both beginner and advanced users. Beginners will enjoy its ease of use and how easy it is to care for, and advanced users will enjoy the strong, focused vibrations. Everyone will enjoy the price tag!

This toy would be a great toy for couples to use due to its small size. This would be a great way to introduce toys into the bedroom and externally it's hard to go wrong with it! Internally it might be best for solo use because it is quite hard and pointy, and it would be easy for a partner to accidentally bruise you!

I also would recommend it to people going off to the dorms like myself! Its silent vibrations and small size make it wonderful to take with you, and it's waterproof to boot!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This small toy is made of plastic, which is rated an 8 out of 10 on the EdenFantasys safety meter! It's nonporous and is very easy to clean. Unfortunately, you can't boil it for sanitation but you shouldn't boil most vibes anyways. Out of the box it has no scent or taste and after use it is the same. The surface is very smooth and has no texture at all to it, and this toy has no give at all.

The surface has no drag at all to it, which means that lube is optional! If you do want to use some to get things nice and slippery, plastic is compatible with water, silicone, and oil-based lube. so you can have your pick!

This texture would be good for all users. Beginners especially will like how smooth and clean this surface is! It's very rigid, so I would recommend being careful with vaginal insertion.
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is a bullet that looks like a classic vibrator, so it has nothing new or exciting in its design to add to the world of toys. It is very short and slim, and is nice and feminine. It has a small tip for pinpoint stimulation, but the long shaft also allows for more distributed vibrations. This means that you can lay the entire vibe across your labia and clitoris or you can rub the shaft across your clit. I really enjoy the length of this bullet and feel it has a lot of potential!

It has a total length of 4", with 3" of that being insertable. It's a total of 2" in circumference, making this a very small toy. If you are looking for something large and insertable, I recommend looking elsewhere. It was smaller than I imagined it being, but this turned out to be fine! It's great for people that are looking for something user friendly that isn't intimidating.

I really like this toy because it is discreet and easy to hide. I could keep this in my Nintendo DS case and pass it off as a glitzy touchscreen stylus! It's easy to shove under a pillow or bury in a sock drawer. It also would be great for travel due to its versatility, size, and low maintenance. You can toss it into an overnighter and not worry about lint!
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy runs on one AAA battery and wow, does it run well! It's extremely quiet and has very intense vibrations. The vibrations feel like they are located on the tip of the vibe, but they can be felt strongly throughout the entire bullet.

The only qualm I have about this toy is the turn dial base. It feels cheaply made and only has one setting as far as I can tell. Luckily this setting is quite strong! I wish that they would remake this with a push button control instead.

It's very easy to control; you simply turn the base. When your fingers are wet or lubed up this is rather difficult to do and it is a bit frustrating at times.

This toy can barley be heard holding it an arm's length away, and is virtually silent under a blanket! It's also easy to hide the sounds in the shower. This toy has an O-ring in the screw-on battery compartment, so it is 100% waterproof!
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to care for and clean. I just use a toy cleaner and then rinse it with water. It being waterproof also makes washing it a breeze because you can just run the whole thing under the faucet!

Its smooth surface doesn't collect dust or lint at all, which makes it super easy to maintain. I just toss mine into a box with my other toys, but this would stay just as clean living in your purse or sock drawer. Keep it in a cool, dry place.

Also; if yours is going to stay off for a while you should remove the batteries! It makes your toys and batteries last longer.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy came in a small, clear box. It's moderately flimsy, but would be good for storage if you're careful. It shows off the bullet, but it doesn't have any obscene pictures on it. It simply says "Evolved" and "Miss March" (or whatever month you choose to get), with some information on the toy printed on the back. It would be okay for gift giving, but it isn't exactly elegant!
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Experience

I did not have high hopes for this toy when I ordered it. It had one bad review and it looked a little bit cheap to me. But hey, I was ordering some different bullets to compare so I snagged it.

Upon taking it out of the packaging, my boyfriend and I were not impressed. We were pleased by the size and how classy it looked, but it just didn't appear to be a quality toy. I even went as far as to state, "They gave a 1-year warranty to THIS?!"

I decided to pop in a AAA battery later that night and see what it was like and WOW! I was sorry for making assumptions! Its quiet, strong vibes made this a winner in my book. Despite appearances, this is one quality toy.

This toy was wonderful for all types of external stimulation, but internally it didn't really do anything for me. If you're interested in using this for very shallow vaginal stimulation, this is great. Everyone is built differently.

I'm giving this 5 stars because, while not one of the most high quality toys made, you get more than enough bang for your buck!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • LinToxic
    LinToxic  
    thanks for the great review
  • Positwist
    Positwist  
    Wow, sounds like this might be worth the pennies. I'll tack it onto my next order!
  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    sounds goood
  • Huff
    Huff  
    Great review, thanks
  • Rraine
    Rraine  
    Thanks for the review
  • IrishCat
    IrishCat  
    Sounds pretty good.
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    Shae n Ryan  
    thanks for the review
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    Septimus  
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    GingerSpice  
    great review thanks!!
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    evanescentowl  
    Great review! As a fellow college student, you sold me on this product.
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    Nikcunt  
    great review
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