L'FailL'Amour Thumper appears to be much more exciting than it actually is. Because of its short outer rabbit and long shaft, the Thumper can only fit to some body types. Overall, the thumper was a waste of my money and should only be recommended to those with deep G-spots.
L'Amour Thumper does not emit and odor and is tasteless. Its texture is smooth and has gentle ridges along the shaft that cannot be felt when inserted in the vagina. The material did not feel sticky or tacky. It is easily inserted inside and outside of the vagina. The toy is very firm and does not bend easily except for the little bunny ears.
Unfortunately, the material attracts a lot of lint even immediately after washing. Therefore, you must rinse it promptly before using. The base is plastic with ridges that enhance its grip and enable ease of use.
Length of Entire toy: 9.5 inches
Length of toy up to tip of bunny ears: 3.5 inches
Length of toy up to base of bunny 5 inches
Diameter: 3.7 inches at tip and 4.4 inches mid-shaft
Beginner vs Advanced Toy:
The size of the toy suits a beginner with the appropriate anatomy as stated above. Personally, I believe a beginner should buy a G-spot toy without external stimulation first or buy a rabbit style toy with a very long external portion that would certainly be able to provide stimulation despite how far it is inserted. As the beginner explores their G-spot, they can determine its exact location. At the point when the beginner determines the exact location of their G-spot, they can easily determine if a toy will work for their body if they know the dimensions of the toy. For more information about the G-spot and G-spot toys that would be helpful for a beginner check out Dr. Ruthie.
The Thumper is not discreet and obviously looks like a sex toy with its long shaft and bunny ears. You could only travel with it if you took the batteries out, because it has no travel function to prevent the shifting contents of your suitcase from turning it on. Furthermore, you'd have to be okay with a TSA agent finding it during a manual search of your bag. However, if you don't care about being caught, the toy is small enough to fit in a small bag.
There are 3 buttons at the base of the toy that are very easy to use. They light up when pressed to tell you what setting you're on.
The button at the bottom turns the toy on and off.
The middle button controls the rabbit, which has the following speeds and patterns:
2. Low Vibes
3. Medium Vibes
4. High Vibes
5. Alternating on and off vibes
6. Crescendo vibes
7. Fast on and off vibes
8. Short vibe-vibe-vibe long vibe
The top button controls the tip of the shaft which curls up and around when you turn it on. It has three speeds and no patterns.
The Shaft/Internal Stimulation:
The end of the shaft gently curls up and makes up the rotating portion of the toy. The curling motion of the tip works like the typical small "come hither" circular motion that all instructional books/experts talk about when discussing G-spot stimulation. The first 1.5 inches of the toy rotates and it only moves about 0.5 inches up and around. It is fairly light to moderate in touch and does not provide enormous amounts of pressure that some people enjoy.
The Bunny/External Stimulation:
The majority of the sensations emit from the ears and the nose of the bunny. When the ears are placed firmly against the clitoris, you can get a moderate amount of vibratory sensation at the highest speed, but nowhere near the power of the JimmyJane Form 2 or Hitachi Wand. You could describe its vibe as a tickle sensation which can only be enhanced by pressing the ears down.
The Noise Factor:
The toy is amazingly quiet considering its functions and size. The loudest sounds come from the rotating of the shaft and my husband could not hear them from the next room when the door was open. Therefore, this toy is perfect for those who want a quiet G-spot stimulator and don't want their housemates to hear.
Overall, it performs exactly the same underwater. The power and noise levels of the toy do not change when submerged in water.
The Thumper is easy to care for because of its non-porous material and its lack of deep ridges. Because it's waterproof you don't have to worry about killing your toy when submerging it in warm soapy water for cleaning. However, you can't boil the Thumper because of its electrical components. To sterilize it, you should use a 10% bleach solution.
I store him in my toy box in a wardrobe next to my bed, but I make sure to keep them separately wrapped in order to prevent degradation of the silicone.
Only to be used with water-based lubes! Silicone will degrade the material.
Due to the cheap nature of the packaging, it is not suitable for storage. I keep it safe in my box of toys.