L’Amour Thumper - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by V-Neck Sweater

Je n'aime pas L'Amour

The Thumper is definitely not a toy for someone who doesn't know their body very well. It's relatively inexpensive, but I've had much more success with more expensive, better designed toys. I would not recommend using this toy with a partner because of how unpleasant it can feel if used at the wrong angle, depth, or pressure.
Deep penetration, High quality silicone, Easy to use controls, Waterproof
Extremely loud, Unpleasant G-spot stimulation, Insufficient clitoral stimulation
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was the very first rabbit vibrator I added to my toy box. My experience with it made me hesitant to try this style of vibrator again. I'm glad I eventually changed my mind, because my experience with other higher quality rabbits has been much more positive than this ultimately disappointing toy.

The Thumper is a battery operated rabbit made of high quality silicone with a plastic handle. It has about five inches of insertable length (which is what first attracted me to this toy because I have a particularly deep G-spot), and it has a diameter that's comfortable for even beginning toy users. The clitoral vibrator has two flexible "ears" that provide pinpoint stimulation, but it's nearly impossible to get firm clit stimulation without inserting the shaft painfully far.

The shaft rotates at three speeds. Personally, I prefer vibrating patterns to rotating patterns, so I found Thumper's settings uncomfortable. The clitoral attachment has a variety of pulsation settings that suit most intensity preferences, but to people with less sensitive clits, it may not be strong enough.

I was totally disappointed in this vibrator. Most of my qualms are personal preferences, which is why I've rated it three stars instead of one. I only ever use my Thumper now if none of my other G-spot vibrators are charged.

The deep reach of the shaft is great usually, but in order to get enough pressure on my clit to climax, I had to push the shaft in so far that it bruised my cervix. If you have a very sensitive clit, this probably wouldn't be an issue.

My biggest complaint with this toy is that it is much louder than advertised. I had three roommates when I first got the Thumper, and all three of them could hear it over my music. Fortunately, we lived in the city, so they assumed that the noise was coming from outside the apartment. The rotating motor of the shaft was so loud that it could be heard through closed doors and in nonadjacent rooms.

For that reason, I've never tried the Thumper in the shower. I've read that other people have used it successfully under running water. The battery compartment seems to be watertight, and the back screws on securely enough that I would try it if the volume weren't a concern.
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My L’Amour Thumper tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
This review was edited by
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  • Wicked Wahine
    Congratulations on your first review!

    Eek, I have bruised my cervix, too and it ain't fun! This is a really good start to reviewing!
  • Rossie
    You're a good writer, thank you for your very nice first review.

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