Realistic dildo vibrators

Price:
$22.99
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Shane’s World hottie

This item is very well worth the buy. It's simple, yet very pleasing. With having this toy for over a year, I can't think of one reason not to buy it.
Pros
Doesn't drain the batteries as quickly as most
Cons
If there is hair or lint anywhere near it, it will get on the toy and stick
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 21, 2013
James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock

This is absolutely worth the money and I would recommend it to anyone eager to try a large cock. If you fantasize about James Deen rocking your world, this is probably as close as you'll get to the real thing.
Pros
Safe odorless material, realistic shape and feel, large
Cons
Relatively hard
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:November 15, 2013

This is a test, I am testing the review points...Mr. James Deen tops them all as far as length and girth. This baby is not for the faint of heart, but the good news is there is a natural taper to the head which makes initial insertion easier.
Pros
Fantastic Toy
Cons
This is a test
Published:July 01, 2013

If you love James Deen, go for it. It's going to be everything you ever dreamed of. It's going to hit all your spots. Just buy it. It's so fucking good.
Pros
realistic
great for anyone who enjoys a big cock
it's James Deen
fun with use in a strap on
Cons
be careful, it's pretty big
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 29, 2013

I am a size queen, so when this was released, it hit my must haves list. I couldn't care less about who it was molded off of. I loved the bulge and girth, but I was disappointed in the silicone they used. I am used to soft or velvety silicones, but this was just meh. The bullet is powerful which will please those that enjoy vibrations, but my James doesn't need them.
Pros
Girthy
Strong included bullet
Interesting shape
Cons
Silicone is not as soft as most
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 13, 2013

James Deen's Silicone Vibrating Cock is a realistic mold of pornstar James Deen's cock. The material looks very realistic but the feel isn't quite right, adding lube makes it better but you still won't mistake it for the real thing. The most disappointing part about this toy was the size! Its a great toy but it's just too big for me! Overall it's a great and realistic product though.
Pros
+ Realistic Look/Shape
+ Safe Material
+ Useable with or without the bullet
Cons
- Not the most realistic to the touch
- Buzzy vibrations
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 03, 2012
Pure skin stud

The speed and pulse variations make this a fun toy for solo or couples play. You can't beat the price or the quality. This could easily stand up for many, many uses, and the material feels very lifelike so it can leave the user wondering if it could be the real thing. It's easy to clean with toy cleaners or wipes, or simply with some cold water and mild soap. And it was well worth the wait, for me.
Pros
Real skin-like feel, pulses and speed variations, Easy to use, Easy cleanup
Cons
Material easily catches a lot of fibers
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 07, 2013

This toy is very much worth the purchase if you like a lot of vroom and don't mind a lot of bees! It is nice and slickly soft, yet rigid to get the job done. Perfect size and perfect color.
Pros
Color, texture, size, shape
Cons
Buttons on the side, too strong of vibration
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:May 17, 2012

A great toy if you are looking for something realistic. If it didn't vibrate, and had veins, with your eyes close you could easily mistake it for a real penis.
Pros
Feels VERY real, good size, strong vibrations, just firm enough.
Cons
Buttons are a little hard to feel.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 16, 2011

The 10-Function Pure Skin Stud vibrating dildo works fantastically if you want a realistically-sized sex toy that feels somewhat realistic and provides good, decent vibrations. The material is really unique, and the controls are easy to use, and the sex toy works great for inserted use!
Pros
Great motor placement, Interesting material, Perfect size, Perfect squishiness, Okay vibrations
Cons
The material is a pain to take care of
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 15, 2011

If you prefer a natural look and feel with your dildos, this toy is for you. If you prefer a simple design and easy controls, this toy is for you. If you like thicker-than-average dildos, this toy is for you. Simplicity wins with this fantastic, realistic vibrator!
Pros
Easy to clean, Simple controls, Realistic look/feel.
Cons
A bit bigger than average, so it's not for everyone.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 07, 2011
Jelly flex prober

All around good toy. Not bad but not the best. I use it as a go-to when hubby goes on a road trip without me. It definitely gets the job done! Just wish it wasn't such a hassle to clean!
Pros
size
Cons
material
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 03, 2013

All in all, this is a pretty OK toy if you just want to be filled up to the max and have a few orgasms by yourself.
Pros
Length, girth, the slight curve, and the realism
Cons
Low vibration
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 22, 2013

This is just a very basic realistic vibrator. It would be great for someone wanting to try sex toys for the first time.
Pros
Multi-speed
Cons
Made of Jelly material
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 11, 2013

This item is definately worth it. It is low cost and does exactly what it is supposed to do. It has multi-speeds which vibrate the entire shaft. I wish the bullet extended a bit more upward so the tip vibration was stronger, but again, it worked great for me. I even took it on my trip because I did not want to part with it.
Pros
Multi Speed, Soft Material, Realistic, Warms up
Cons
Bullet could be bigger
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:March 12, 2013

For the most part, it is a really good toy! It is my very first sex toy and I am extremely proud of it! I’m not really into vibrators; for me to compliment this one is a major deal!
Pros
The shape and the powerful kick of the vibrator in the dildo.
Cons
After a lot of use, the bottom piece will detach and pull out the vibrator.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:December 30, 2012
Jelly flex clitterific

Great starter toy for any woman. Non-intimidating size, realistic shape and feel, with a powerful, adjustable vibration. I'd highly suggest this toy to anyone looking for a toy to start their collection, or those who enjoy toys on the smaller side. Easy to store and easy to clean, you just can't go wrong.
Pros
Not a gigantic powertool of a thing. Strong and pleasurable vibrations
Cons
Definitely uses batteries. Jelly is not the easiest to clean.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 07, 2013

We all need basic tools in our goody bag, and this one fits the bill. When they say you get what you pay for, generally that is true, especially with sex toys, but for a beginning and basic toy, this one gets a lot of bang for the bucks!
Pros
Great First Time Toy
Easy To Use
Versatile
Cons
Dangerous Material
Requires Condoms
Porous
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 16, 2013

I love this toy. It is a must have in my opinion; it's great for anyone looking for a vibrator/dildo to play with!
Pros
Great size
Powerful vibes
Cons
Not waterproof
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:May 29, 2013

Save up for a nice, good toy; this isn't worth the hassle. This toy is too easy to break, stinks, and will give you more pain than it's worth.
Pros
good price, alright for a first-time toy
Cons
cheaply made, stinks, breaks too easily
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 20, 2013

This toy has very weak vibrations and the material it's made out of is not safe. It's definitely not worth your money.
Pros
Soft
Bright
Cons
Unsafe Material
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 03, 2012
Jeff Stryker realistic

I was a little worried that this type of dildo would be the kind that flops over or folds/collapses mid shaft (too squishy) but it wasn't. As I mentioned in the title, this one is easy to get addicted to.
Pros
Its large size
Firm but flexible (not too floppy)
nice texture
Cons
None
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 07, 2013

If you can take it, I believe this is worth the price (regardless of cord length issues). It will certainly give you a feeling of fullness that leaves you deliciously sore (if used vigorously).
Pros
Size-queen friendly, realistic, strong vibrations,suction cup works very well.
Cons
Size of the cord, suction cup plug strength seems iffy, easily damaged by rough items.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 13, 2011

The toy is a great toy to have in any collection just from size and shape alone. There are major drawbacks from making it an explosive must have though.
Pros
The size, The material, The vibrator.
Cons
The floppy nature w/suction cup, The short cord of the vibrator. And the fickle storage.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 28, 2011

I can't say enough good things about this toy. I could go on and on about him and will. My husband and I love to bring him into our twosome all the time and enjoy every bit of him. He is big and will fill you up and leave you wanting more and more. He stays stiff and is easy to clean and store. If you are a beginner he might be a bit too big or scary to start with, but if you are up for the very enjoyable challenge jump right in. Overall, Jeff Stryker can visit my pussy anytime and does.
Pros
For advanced users, BIG, makes you orgasm every time, great for couple play, realistic, stiff
Cons
the vibrator
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:October 21, 2010
Softee vibrating ballsy super cock 8"

This was so much fun to try out that I went on a sort of large, realistic dildo spree. The Ballsy has girth, length, vibrations and textures. It is composed of Sil-A-Gel which is a drawback but the smell isn't as offensive as other sil-a-gel products I have owned.
Pros
Large
Excellent Vibrations
Cons
Sil-a-Gel material
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 01, 2013

The Softee Vibrating Ballsy Super Cock 8" is very much for size queens and kings. It really takes someone that can take big to use this toy.
Pros
Very soft to the touch.
Cons
May be to big for some people.
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 13, 2012

Calling all size queens! This toy is the one for you if you're looking to fill and vibrate yourself to ecstasy. Just be sure to grab something to clip your nose shut so you don't smell the material before you have a chance to use it. Make sure it's wrapped in a condom and grab some lube before you go to town on yourself with this beast and all will be good with the world.
Pros
Universal jack plug, Powerful, Size Queens rejoice
Cons
Smelly, Size too big for some, Attracts lint and fuzz
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:January 01, 2012

If you want a challenge, and aren't easily frightened, this is the perfect toy for you. I would use a condom over it for sure because it is semi-porous but this monster just might be worth the effort. The vibrations are shockingly strong for what I expected and I like that you can remove the controller. I'd recommend this toy to any size queen.
Pros
Strong vibrations, controller can be used with other toys
Cons
HUUUUGE, Sil-a-gel worries me, not waterproof
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 15, 2011
7" quivering cock

It's a simple, sweet toy that does just what it sets out to do. The variety of settings make it easy for you to customize the intensity of the experience to your desires.
Pros
affordable, powerful
Cons
only one type of vibration, difficult to change settings
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:July 02, 2013

When outweighing the good and the bad for this vibrator it's easy to see that good can greatly outweigh the bad. The 7" quivering cock is a great vibrator for almost anyone's collection. The price, power and quietness, combined with the size make this a must have.
Pros
Large size, easy to clean, cheap price.
Cons
Smelly rubber, odd battery compartment, hard to store.
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:April 28, 2013

The price is great, but it only lasted for four uses. It was not worth it. The vibrator is extremely loud and weak. It was not what I was expecting at all.
Pros
Price
Cons
Hard texture, Smells, Vibrator is loud and weak
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:February 27, 2013

So while this dildo is a modest price and size-wise a good deal, I'm not too sure that I would highly recommend it.
It is possible that mine is faulty in the sense that it took smacking it and holding at different angles to get the vibe to work. If you just want a cheaper dildo and don't care too much for vibrations, then it is a great deal!
In my opinion it would be best used with a partner that can distract you from the fact that the vibration doesn't work properly.
Pros
good size for just about anyone
Cons
vibrates if it wants to or not!
a suction cup on the bottom would be grand...
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 01, 2012

This product works, and despite the shortcomings of the sleeve, I think it's pretty well made when you consider the price. Even if this isn't the star of the show, it would definitely be worth having as a backup or for use on the road (not literally, of course) so that you can keep your expensive toys safely at home.
Pros
Quality of vibrator, Veins on sleeve, Fairly water resistant
Cons
Material of the sleeve, Not waterproof
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:October 31, 2012
Loveables #3

This was a really awesome toy. BMS Enterprises could not have done much better with the Loveables #3. I will defiantly be buying from them again.
Pros
Waterproof
Cons
Takes 2 Triple A Batteries
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:July 01, 2013

This toy is worth the money spent. It is perfect for any experience level and it can be used with a partner.
Pros
This toy is easy to use and it had decent vibrations.
Cons
This toy was not as thick as I would have liked. It could benefit from being more quiet also.
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:July 26, 2012

If your looking for a cheap G-spot vibrator and has powerful vibrations, but may be a little loud. Then Loveables #3 is for you.
Pros
Unique Shape
Cons
Noisy, vibrations could be to strong for some
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:May 04, 2012

If you are looking for something that feels real and hits just the right spots every time, this is the toy you are looking for, especially for beginners! It is fun by yourself or with a partner, and is also fun for parties or as a gift! It is a bit loud so it is not recommended if you live in a dorm-room or apartment with thin walls, or want to keep things quiet!
Pros
Very lifelike, comfortable, stimulating, great for beginners
Cons
Can be difficult to clean, a bit loud
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:August 14, 2011

I think it's worth trying out it can be surprising to the touch at first. I think it was great as a starter toy. It opened my mind to trying new toys with new functions.
Pros
It is a great starter toy.
Cons
It gets dirty pretty quick especially if it hasn't dried yet.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:January 28, 2010
Futurotic EZ bend stud

This ultra realistic toy is just that. It looks and feels like the real thing. Maybe even better. It's easy to use button makes it even better. And it's waterproof. What more could you ask for? This stud does it all!
Pros
Very realistic feel and look, Water Proof, Button instead of dial
Cons
Overly bendable
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 27, 2013

Overall, I didn't like the amount of maintenance required. The bend feature could have been executed better, and the vibrations were just marginal. I don't think this toy is for me personally, but if you are someone who wants to try something new and don't mind the maintenance then go for it.
Pros
Realistic feeling, waterproof
Cons
Squeak, maintenance, and weak vibrations
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 21, 2013

Overall, the Futuristic EZ Bend Stud is a nice vibrator and fun to play with. I just wish the bending option was better designed.
Pros
Realistic feel.
Vibrator located near the head.
Cons
Bendable option is poorly designed.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:April 23, 2012

The Futurotic EZ Bend Stud is great for anyone who is looking for a lifelike vibrating dildo. With multispeed vibrations and realistic feel, you will fall easily in love with this toy!
Pros
Feels realistic, Flexible, Waterproof, Long lasting battery, Great texture.
Cons
Smelly material, Bends too easily, Can be a lint magnet, Not discreet, Porous.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 17, 2011

I'm serious when I say I think I'm in love! This vibrator is awesome. It has a realistic feel and design. Plus, you can bend it to fit your body. With the Stud, I reached orgasm very quickly, without having to rely on another toy to get me there! I also can't say enough with how impressed I am with how it actually feels like real skin.
Pros
realistic, bendable, easy to operate
Cons
could have more varieties in speeds
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 04, 2011

Price:
$50.99
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Joystick Mr. Big

If you're seeking a dildo that is both girthy and lengthy, and that is well made both in terms of materials used and overall design, then look no further than the Joystick Mr. Big. However, if strong vibrations are your sensual stimuli of choice, if you're an inexperienced user or if you have trouble with larger toys, then you might want to look elsewhere.
Pros
Materials are top quality, nice design, works well as a dildo
Cons
Vibrations are quite weak, toy may be too large for inexperienced users, non flared base
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 27, 2013

Mr Big hopes to please the size queens among us. If thick and textured excite you, have a look. Along with his impressive size, he offers strong rumbly vibrations in a steady mode. The girth will be too big for some so be sure and check the dimensions before buying.
Pros
Good choice for size queens
Strong and rumbly
Easy turn dial
Silicone
Cons
May be too girthy and textured for some
Vibrations weakest at tip
Texture Hard to Clean
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:April 15, 2013
Cherry scented vibro-dong

All in all, this toy is the bomb! I would certainly suggest this toy to a friend!! The size and vibrations are great and definitely worth it. Definitely worth the money!
Pros
Easy to clean, Realistic, Easy to use, STRONG vibrations!!
Cons
Cherry smell is a bit strong, but not too overwhelming.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 17, 2013

I really enjoyed the toy but not the cherry scent it has. It has great vibration power for the size because it is not overly powerful but is also not weak.
Pros
Great for the G-spot pleasure.
Cons
The cherry scent.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 02, 2012

This is for the size kings and queens, as well as the Doms and Domes out there who really like to punish their submissive when they behave badly, or to please them (if) they behave very well. This dong actually serves as a dual purpose.
Pros
Size kings and queens will enjoy. Great price for something of this quality.
Cons
Will be to big form many.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 12, 2012

He is not for beginners, the timid or those who want quickies. The ridges along his shaft are great for external use for clitoral stimulation. His vibrations are powerful whether you use this internally or externally. The only reason he's rated four stars is because he has a safety factor of 2.
Just like Paul Bunyan and his ox, this guy's size and vibrations are what legends are made of.
Pros
Large & Filling
Dual Vibrators
Easy to Clean
Cons
Not for Beginners
Cherry scent may annoy
Safety level 2
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:October 18, 2011

I would personally never buy this again, or recommend it to someone to buy. If you can get past the room-filling smell, you'll be stuck with a big sharp rock. If the material doesn't bother you, you'll have batteries accidentally falling out during use. Vaginal users, especially with a partner assisting, might have better luck than me, but Ole' Cherry ain't going near my rear again.
Pros
Strong vibes, Huge, Big head
Cons
Strong smell, Material too stiff, Batteries fall out
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 27, 2011

Price:
$18.99
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Juicy Jewels fuchsia fantasy

This was an ok toy but a little high for what you get. This toy is to small so it will be good for someone just starting out.
Pros
waterproof
Cons
small
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 12, 2013

I do not think I would buy this again because I only liked the color, the speeds and the fact that it is waterproof. With that said, there are many toys with the same features that are not this short. This is a beginners toy, make no mistakes about that.
Pros
Waterproof
More than 1 speed
Cons
Too small
Porous
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 05, 2013
Nite warmer

If you're looking for a body safe toy that has strong vibrations, look no further than the Nite Warmer by NMC Ltd. This toy packs a punch in terms of vibration, and is fairly quiet if you're wanting to be discreet alone or with your partner. Since this toy is waterproof, it's good to go in the shower, but not recommended for submerging in the bath. This is a great toy for the price.
Pros
Highly textured
Powerful
Quiet
Multiple patterns
Cons
Not for beginners
Lint magnet
Material (questioned)
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 17, 2013

With the appearance and texture of a semi-hard uncircumsized penis, the Nite Warmer is a large girthed but powerful vibrator. Having more of the material characteristics of jelly than silicone, I am in serious doubt about the type or amount of silicone in the material. The power, quiet noise level and multiple patterns of vibrations does give the Nite Warmer some bonus options. I would have called this The Gambler.....
Pros
~Powerful motor.
~Textured.
~Quiet & multiple patterns.
Cons
~Material doubt.
~Appearance.
~Extreme lint magnet.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 12, 2013

I liked but not loved this traditional vibrator. 2 out of 10 of the speeds felt good, and the others were not really anything to scream over. It did offer some excitement in the bedroom, and the size was good enough for me.
Pros
Strong, Safe material ,Fun colors ,Different speeds to choose from.
Cons
Some of the speeds felt like nothing at all, Picks up fuzz or other little things easily
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:December 15, 2012

Overall, the toy was just too big for me, but please don't let that sway you from choosing this toy--it could be the next best thing in your toy drawer--like the drawer my sister-in-law has all her toys in.
Pros
No noise
Good vibe
Cons
Too big
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 29, 2012

Nite Warmer is sure to heat up those nights. Be it in bed, or in the bath, this waterproof lovely is 100% body safe, flexible, feels divine, and has 10 wonderful and strong vibration speeds! It is sure to make you blush!
Pros
-good size
-great texture
-top materials
-great vibrations
Cons
-can collect dust and hair, be sure to keep it clean!
-does not come with good storage
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 27, 2012

Price:
$31.99
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Happy

If you are looking for a G-spot vibrator that packs a punch, the Smile Happy is it. Its large size coupled with intense vibrations are sure to impress you. A life-like feel and design make for a comfortable and erotic experience. Those who are sensitive should beware!
Pros
Life-like, ergonomic, easy to use, simple design, large size
Cons
Not fully waterproof, vibrations hurt hand
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:April 29, 2013
Vibrating emperor

This is the perfect length for me; it's long enough to make it comfortable when balls-deep. The girth provides a full feeling and the ball sack is soft and pliable and feels real. Look, toys are what you make them. I have fun using them to their capability and beyond. It makes no sense to obtain a toy like this and then use it like a choir girl. Have fun with your toys for besides sex; it is one of the few times us women can let ourselves be truly naughty and not be judged one way or the other.
Pros
The suction cup! The girth is and length is nothing to sneeze at also.
Cons
My only wish was that the high speed was more mind-blowing.
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:April 28, 2013

I never had a toy that felt as realistic as this one. It hits all the right spots, and brings my fiance to a screaming orgasm within minutes.
Pros
Very realistic, hits all the right spots
Cons
That indention at the tip is hard to keep clean
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:February 03, 2013

Overall, I would recommend this product ONLY to people who have been using anal toys for a while. The girth of this dildo is way too large for beginners. The vibration capabilities of the toy are not very strong, but at least it's pretty quiet. The suction cup adds a nice touch for folks who like to take a more hands-off approach.
Pros
Good suction cup; feels very real; variable vibration speeds.
Cons
Relatively weak vibration; not easy to keep clean(must use condoms); cheap vibration controller.
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 15, 2010

The fabulous thing about this realistic dildo is that it is realistic and hits the right places. I think the vibe could be stronger and the smell is not terrible but smells somewhat like medicine. All in all I would buy it again for the price but I wouldn't spend it if I couldn't afford this dildo.
Pros
Realistic
Good length and hits the right spots
Cons
The smell and also the vibrations could be better.
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 01, 2008

The Vibrating Emperor is a great entry level realistic vibrator, and should prove to give hours of satisfaction to it's owners!
Pros
Perfect shape and size for most. Decent vibration with low noise.
Cons
The brown is a very light brown and kinda has a purplish hue.
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:June 17, 2008
Vibrating realistic royal

This toy feels and looks amazing, if you are looking for a realistic and large cock to ride, then this toy is your best bet! It is not for everyone, though. If you cannot handle strong smells, then I would recommend something else. Also, make sure you look closely at the dimensions.
Pros
Great for size queens
Realistic
Moderately strong vibrations
Cons
Smell
Cannot be sterilized
Bigger than dimensions.
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:April 13, 2013

This toy seemed great until I got it. I thought it was smaller than it was and wasn't able to actually use it; plus it was made of porous rubber. The functions and vibrations are great though and my mother gave it rave reviews even used with a condom! Looks like this is the dream toy for size queens.
Pros
Great functions/controls, easy to use, looks/feels realistic
Cons
VERY large, made of rubber
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 20, 2011

I think this toy is worth buying if you enjoy lifelike toys, need extra girth, plan on having some hands free fun, and don't need a lot of vibration to have you coming back for more. I would like if it had more 'vroom' because I had a hard time feeling it, but it can also be used with a bullet if you need some extra oomph. Check it out, it's a nice quality toy with some fun in store.
Pros
Realistic, large size, skin tone choices.
Cons
Short cord, not powerful enough.
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:May 15, 2011

Is this product worth it? Indeed it is. I am new at the whole 'pleasure experience' with sex toys, but I can definitely say- for not knowing what I was looking for and to stumble onto this product, I couldn't have been happier! The experience was definitely a memorable one.
Pros
Personally- it is definitely one to be desired.
Cons
The initial smell is a little much, but nothing that can't be remedied with a little soap and water.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 21, 2010
Realistic squirmy cock royal

This might not hold up as a top vaginal toy, but for curious experienced anal users, this is a great addition to your chest. Use this with a water-based warming lubricant, and the movements it can make you feel like a real cock is cumming in your ass. There's not much vibration in the toy, but it should be compatible with any vibrating cock ring. I was completely satisfied for what I need it for and that's all that matters.
Pros
Realistic looking, realistic feeling
Cons
Not waterproof, drains batteries , might be discontinued
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:March 31, 2013

A huge smelly cock. If it wasn't for the odor, this would be wonderful. If you are a size queen, you'll love this toy if you choose the eight inch version. But be sure and use a condom on it as it's made of rubber. If I hadn't developed a UTI immediately after using this with no condom, it would be my go-to toy.
Pros
Perfect for size queens, wonderful feel.
Cons
Too huge for many, material not as safe as other toys, odor.
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:March 30, 2013

This is a very big toy that's fun as a novelty, but it didn't blow me away. The squirming action was weak, and the suction cup didn't hold. It was fun to play with, but I don't think it will make it to my regular rotation of toys.
Pros
Well Crafted
Life-Like
Large
Cons
Loud
Weak Rotations
Smell/Taste
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Low
Published:March 14, 2013

The Realistic squirmy cock royal was disappointing. Maybe with a smaller remote and more variety and options in movement it could be better, but I just found it to be a let down.
Pros
pronounced head, good for G-spot stimulation, veined textured
Cons
too large, awkward corded remote, strong smell
Vibration Power:
Gentle
Noise Level:
Moderate to High
Published:December 16, 2010

The Realistic Squirmy Cock Royal is well worth the money despite the wiring, you just have to be more careful with it. If you decide to you can easily modify it to accept an AC to DC variable converter and then you can control your own ecstasy, and how intense is up to you!
Pros
The gyrations are very satisfying.
Cons
Control wiring is flimsy.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:October 12, 2010
EZ bend stud ballsy dong

I think this was worth the purchase, both affordable and super fun. I was a very happy girl. There are a few improvements they could make, but be it shower, bedroom, or anywhere else your mind can take you, it is sure to get the job done.
Pros
Very strong vibration in the bullet, Very realistic looking compared to others similar, Flexible
Cons
Vibrations do not travel down to the balls, Jelly could be softer.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:March 29, 2013

Overall a good product. It's cheap enough where 6-12 months of use before replacing it seems reasonable to me. Waterpoof is good, bendy feature is good. Vibes are simple but no arguing with the power, especially when concentrating on one area. I'm thinking most women are going to find it a tad lacking in girth, though the bendiness and motor near the tip may be good for G-spotting (maybe flipped so the balls rub against the clitoris?). Will definitely be getting a replacement of this guy soon!
Pros
Good design for anal warm-up, Durable, Waterproof, Powerful
Cons
An extra inch of length and a 2nd motor near the base, or different vibe patterns would be nice.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 22, 2011

EZ Bend Stud Ballsy Dong is worth its weight in gold and a wise purchase. This toy is all you need to turn them blah sessions into hot, steamy, erotic endeavours of pleasure. We give this product a rating of four stars. The lack of pulsations is why we could not rate this intense vibrator with five stars. A great gift to surprise your lover with.
Pros
Multi speed, can be shaped into various positions, A BLAST
Cons
Afraid of being replaced by this toy!
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:August 02, 2011

This is a wonderful vibrator for someone that is just starting out using toys. It is not overwhelming to use, and with the flexibility it is very comfortable to fit with anyone's body.
Pros
realistic, quiet, flexible
Cons
can be difficult to clean and conceal
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:July 22, 2011

The pros of this toy out weight the cons in my opinion. There are few cons to this toy. The only real cons are the fact that it's the size of an actual penis, it is not very discreet.
Pros
Easy to use,quiet, waterproof,easy to store, powerful vibrations, can use one handed.
Cons
It's not very discreet, the odor.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:July 05, 2011
Mr. Marcus

This toy is an exciting addition to my collection, and it hits the spot when I need more. It feels very lifelike, and it's worth the expense.
Pros
Filling, lifelike, strong vibrations, well-made.
Cons
Odor when brand new, not waterproof
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:March 28, 2013

Dear Mr. Marcus, Hi... I'd just like to take a minute to say thank you because if I could grow a penis, it would be just like yours and now I can just strap it on. It's so perfectly thick that it fills her up just right and sends her over her edge in ways she only thought was possible only in your porn and doesn't land us in the E.R. for vaginal repair like some of the other "BBC" toys can. So thank you, Mr Marcus for making your penis available for purchase. Sincerely, LesbianLove..
Pros
Upward Curve, wonderfully detailed, and it's a perfect balance between firmness and softness.
Cons
Um, it has that strong fruity smell and the coloring is unrealistic but who cares.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:November 17, 2010

Want to know what it’s like to have sex with porn star Mr. Marcus? This replica of his penis and balls will give you the chance to find out. Put in a DVD of Mr. Marcus and turn on this vibrating replica to let your fantasies run wild. The strong scent will be somewhat masked by a thorough washing and using lubricant, although it lingers, and may be too much for some.
Pros
Lifelike appearance and feel, large size and girth, multiple vibration settings, strong suction cup.
Cons
Overpowering scent, may be too large or too weak for some users, suction cup may become detached.
Vibration Power:
Moderate
Noise Level:
Low
Published:October 06, 2010

The Marcus is a dream come true. Cast from Mr. Marcus himself this dildo does it all, it provides you with intense, realistic stimulation while vibrating in seven different modes. So come on, join in on the party and get what thousands of porn stars have already had, Mr. Marcus.
Pros
Extremely realistic, strong vibrations.
Cons
Lint magnet.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 29, 2010

This toy is amazing, every girl needs a big boy in their collection and Mr. Marcus is perfect. It is so filling and enjoyable. It has a suction cup which helps free your hands up for the controller on its multi-speed. Overall, a good quality toy was made here, not too limp not too hard. Mr. Marcus.
Pros
Filling, fuckable, suction cup.
Cons
Smell.
Vibration Power:
Intense
Noise Level:
Low
Published:September 24, 2010