Icky all around

Disappointment all around; one of my very first toys I ever got. The other first toy was a simple purple jelly dong ,from the same maker as this, for the shits 'n' giggles of smacking people with it (jokes with some close friends). Well, the thing smells to high heaven; it's honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever smelled. I wasn't sure I'd even use it at first. I get a little water on it, and it breaks on me buzz-wise, so I never got to enjoy that part very much. I cleaned it with soap and water; nothing special. It doesn't have much of a life either. For some reason it wouldn't work sometimes (the vibrating), and sometimes it would. It was a hassle to deal with since it was new at the time.

Before it broke on me, it was a nice toy, and got the job done well enough. The vibes could have been better, and I wish it had more bumps and ridging on its shaft for more pleasure. It was thick and long enough for a good job, and flexible. It doesn't provide the greatest orgasm; a disappointment for me since it's my first usable toy.

Also, because I was/sorta still am new to this stuff, I didn't have condoms for it. So when I tasted it... YUCK. You'll have to put a condom on it, so that's not a huge deal, I guess. Horrid taste though--why did I even stick it in my mouth? It's still really stinky. It'll melt on you; it did on me. I had it in a box under the bed, but for some reason it sorta melted? Being as young as I am, and new to being able to get toys, I'd say: I wished I had saved up and gotten something that would last longer. And condoms--gotta get some of those before I get another toy.

I don't even use this toy anymore. I mean, it was alright back when I first got it, but meh now. I have better toys.