Animal-like Dildos

LuciFaery LuciFaery
I looked around some of the sites people have posted, and I'm happy to see Bad Dragon come up more than once. I love that place~ Some of the toys were a bit odd to me, such as an elephant trunk, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about how that toy might feel. I've even thought about buying one of the horse ones from Bad Dragon, but it's more the price and the fact that I want some of their other toys that's causing me to back off from buying it more than any squick factor. The live-molding that some of the sites do doesn't even really bother me. Anyone know anything about animal husbandry? Lots of people are all up in animal naughty bits for superior genetic breeding.

Now, whether I think it's weird or gross doesn't really matter because I already own this tentacle and a Naga peener from Bad Dragon. And I still can't decide if my next purchase from them should be the Tentacle or Elden the Faerie Dragon. The thing I love most about my Naga is the knot. It rubs against my clit oh so wonderfully~ I even have a picture of it Not in use, mind you. That tube you see attached to it is the cum tube, which leads me to my next point.

The thing that really attracted me to Bad Dragon's toys is their cum tubes. As a transman, I would like to have... well, a cock that comes, and Bad Dragon has those~ Most of them aren't very human-cock looking, but I wouldn't call Duke the Bad Dragon extremely non-human looking, either. I mean, the only thing that's not exactly human-like about Duke is the cock head is pointy and I suppose the lines on the balls, but is that so extremely odd?

But I suppose this thread isn't about such things, so I shall wrap up with saying that so long as animals aren't being hurt, people should do what pleases them. If they want an elephant trunk to fuck them, god speed. I only wish that these toys were cheaper. That's my only complaint on the subject.
04/09/2012
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
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Originally posted by LuciFaery
You say you love all things zombie, but wouldn't dig up a grave to get a shag. I'm sure the families greatly appreciate that. But here's my question to you: Would you be interested in a dildo such as this? Personally, it kinda creeps me ... More
I love that ghost dildo! @_@ I must add that to my collection...
04/12/2012
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
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Originally posted by Callisto
They've been having flop sales a bunch lately but you basically have to camp for toys. :/ A small can go for 42-52 instead of 65 so thats a good discount if you ask me.
I was thinking about that. But the ones I want never seem to get flopped.
04/12/2012
Double Analysis Double Analysis
Creeps me out.
04/15/2012
Lulia Lulia
Not my cup of tea personally, but better to indulge with a silicone alternative than the real thing, right?
04/15/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
You mean... in the shape of a horse penis or with animalistic characteristics? I'm confused, but... a giant dildo... Hmmm....
04/15/2012
Lulia Lulia
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Originally posted by Bethy Cassatt
You mean... in the shape of a horse penis or with animalistic characteristics? I'm confused, but... a giant dildo... Hmmm....
They certainly cater to the size queens by some of those specs. Browsing some of those sizes made my legs clench shut. I tip my hat to anyone with the talent to take one of those. Makes my 1 3/4 inch diameter toy look like a toothpick.
04/15/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
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Originally posted by LuciFaery
You say you love all things zombie, but wouldn't dig up a grave to get a shag. I'm sure the families greatly appreciate that. But here's my question to you: Would you be interested in a dildo such as this? Personally, it kinda creeps me ... More
No, that image kinda creeps me out. They have Fleshlight Freaks that I would use if they weren't so thick.
04/16/2012
lisasharrer lisasharrer
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Originally posted by trios
This question on a whim:

Dildos in the form of animal penis...Disgusting? or Savagely exciting???
Private voting of course...Believe it or not, they exist! (Look it up yourself).

Also, would you ever get one? Multiple choices...
rabbit its the best
04/16/2012
lisasharrer lisasharrer
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
This question on a whim:

Dildos in the form of animal penis...Disgusting? or Savagely exciting???
Private voting of course...Believe it or not, they exist! (Look it up yourself).

Also, would you ever get one? Multiple choices...
rabbit its the best
04/16/2012
TransMarc TransMarc
They are cute, that's about it. It sort of creep me out, but it's cute.
04/17/2012
VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
Animal life-casts bother me. I work with animals for a living, and have, by necessity, handled my horse's private parts. Cleaning the sheath is a necessary part of bathing a horse. My horse is elderly and has Cushing's disease, which causes him edema in his sheath, so it's even more of an issue for him. I don't find this rather icky, messy, stinky task to be at all arousing, yuck. Haha.

However, for the sculpted ones, made by artists -- well, I see nothing wrong with fantasy. How many people have fantasies about force, and non-consensual activities? About cuckolding? Schoolgirl/teacher, or coach/player? And many other things. As long as it stays in the land of toys and fantasy, and acts between consenting adults, and stays safe and sane, I see no problem with whatever floats people's boats. I don't see a problem with the tentacle shaped toys -- or skeleton shaped toys, or other odd shapes I've seen. Plus, the animal and fantasy-shaped dildos seem to have VERY interesting shapes which could really make for fun textural play.

Most of them are HUGE though, so these companies seem to appeal mostly to size queens, which I am DECIDEDLY not. Haha.
04/17/2012
ScottA ScottA
I'd think that you could get some interesting abstract designs with features from animal genitalia, but most of the "true to life" ones I've seen pictures of have looked uncomfortable rather than arousing, even without thinking about where they came from.
04/17/2012
socceras socceras
this is gross to me
04/17/2012
Lady Bear Lady Bear
The dragon ones are funny. I kinda want one just as a paper weight or decoration. lol
04/18/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
This question on a whim:

Dildos in the form of animal penis...Disgusting? or Savagely exciting???
Private voting of course...Believe it or not, they exist! (Look it up yourself).

Also, would you ever get one? Multiple choices...
That's kind of weird. If it was like some type of alien wiener or something cool like that i'd be into it but otherwise it's kind of creepy
04/18/2012
Khanner Khanner
I've never seen one that looked too attractive/comfortable to me. Animals aren't my thing but there's nothing wrong with keeping it in fantasy.
04/18/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
ewwww
04/18/2012
dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by Callisto
Is it beastiality if the creature doesn't exist.. and if in theory it did exist.. if it was intelligent enough to give consent?

Aka .. dragons.

In theory with some.. could be considered anthros. Humanoids with certain human-like ... More
I find it funny that some people object to animal shapes but are ok with fantasy shapes. If an equine dildo is offensive, is it suddenly ok if it's relabeled a centaur dildo?
04/19/2012
ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by dv8
I find it funny that some people object to animal shapes but are ok with fantasy shapes. If an equine dildo is offensive, is it suddenly ok if it's relabeled a centaur dildo?
It would probably be more acceptable to some people. The mind is the most important sex organ, and if something turns you off...

I used to not really like realistic dildos, but now I'm okay with them - they're just hunks of silicone. There is, however, a group/mindset/collecti ve unconscious thingy that thinks that you're actually interested in having sex with whatever the "model" of your toy is.

Still doesn't change the fact that a lot of those look downright uncomfortable or painful to me.
04/19/2012
MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
Part of me finds it disguting because I would never ever consider sex with an animal.. But part of me also find the shapes interesting. I think to myself, we don,t care about non-realistic toy shapes, or odd ones.. As long as they are pleasurable. So I don't consider an animal penis shaped dildo as something that belongs to an animal, but a plastic bit shaped oddly.
05/11/2012
LoveBug721 LoveBug721
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
This question on a whim:

Dildos in the form of animal penis...Disgusting? or Savagely exciting???
Private voting of course...Believe it or not, they exist! (Look it up yourself).

Also, would you ever get one? Multiple choices...
yuck
05/11/2012
Gimme More Gimme More
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
This question on a whim:

Dildos in the form of animal penis...Disgusting? or Savagely exciting???
Private voting of course...Believe it or not, they exist! (Look it up yourself).

Also, would you ever get one? Multiple choices...
no ty
05/15/2012
ginainohio ginainohio
different strokes for different folks
05/28/2012
theavocadopit theavocadopit
Quote:
Originally posted by trios
This question on a whim:

Dildos in the form of animal penis...Disgusting? or Savagely exciting???
Private voting of course...Believe it or not, they exist! (Look it up yourself).

Also, would you ever get one? Multiple choices...
I dont think Ive ever seen anything like this!
05/29/2012
bh253 bh253
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Originally posted by Envy
Seen them, have them, etc. On my profile I have lots of different websites listed that make and sell them. I love them, they're so different, and in the end it's just fantasy.

What I own:

Exotic Erotics: Orca Mini, Cody
Bad ... More
Just googled Bad Dragon. Why?? D:
05/29/2012
bh253 bh253
There's nothing wrong with it if you're into it, but so not for me!
05/29/2012
symon symon
Not my thing, but I can see where others would like it. or at lest be interested in the difference in the shapes per animal.

Fun Fact: Argentine lake duck has a 16in penis. its almost as long as its wing span.
07/25/2012
AriaRN AriaRN
I am not turned on by animals and find this weird.
07/25/2012
BoobCopter BoobCopter
Sure.
07/25/2012
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