Squirt - dildo discontinued by Tantus - review by NY Toyfan

The Squirt is a beautifully girthy and curvy dildo. The Squirt was traditionally marketed as a dildo for females, while the Captain (essentially the same, in more masculine colors), was marketed mainly to men. Alas, the Captain has been discontinued (still available as a close-out item), so we are left with the Squirt. I'll let the women talk about how it feels vaginally, but as far as anal goes- using the Squirt is simply amazing. It is long (just shy of 7" fully inserted), thick (1.7" across), and curvy (like an elongated question mark). It is flared at the base, so it will not slide too far in. This toy is not for beginners and it is not for quickies (no matter what your level of experience)! Use this only when you have the time to savor it.

The Squirt is 100% high quality silicone. It is very smooth (you will like sliding your hands up and down it when you are lubing it up)and that smoothness makes the toy, despite its imposing size, fairly easy to insert. It slides inside very nicely. The silicone has just the right amount of bend. In a toy this thick, that bend gives it a surprisingly realistic feel. While this is not a toy for beginners, the texture makes it very user friendly. If you have reached a comfort level with anal toys that are at least 1.5" thick (especially if they are made out of harder materials), you will be able to handle this one nicely.

While the Squirt is thick (did I mention that before?), it is narrowest at the insertion point, so you can get that first inch in pretty easily. Then you hit the first bump of the curve about 2" down, and you reach the second bump of the curve at about 4". The theory behind the shape is that the bumps will give you direct prostate stimulation as you slide down the length. This is one theory that I am happy to report stands up to testing! (I tested it a few times just to be sure). The slightest movement with this inside you gives nicely targeted P-spot pressure. There is nothing discreet about this toy though. It is a very big dildo. It's hard to hide that. While it is light enough that you will feel comfortable carrying it along for your travels, if it is taken out of your bag during an inspection, do expect to turn a few shades of red.

The Squirt is perfect for intermediate users. It does looks daunting when you first see it. You are not sure how the curviness and the thickness will work together. However, don't let that stop you from trying it out. You definitely need to be warmed up before you use this. If you can't slide two fingers inside the anus fairly effortlessly, go back and warm up some more. You need to be patient with it, try out positions and angles, and you should definitely go slow at first. However, when you do that, it will amaze you that something so large fits so well inside you. You feel every inch as it is sliding in and it gives a wonderfully filling feeling when you are all the way down on it. It gets very slick when lubed up, and does have a slightly annoying tendency to turn when you are trying to insert it. I recommend sitting down on it while holding it close to the middle to keep it where you want it on insertion.

The Squirt is a well made silicone toy. You can use soap and water before and after use. It is dishwasher safe as well. Silicone does tend to attract dust, so it is best stored is a closed container. If you are sharing it, use a condom. If it is just you, GENEROUS amounts of lube will be fine. Speaking of lubes, stick to the water-based variety when using the Squirt.

Although it arrives at your house in a discreet box, don't plan on opening that box in front of people who you don't want to know about your interest in dildos! As I said above, this is not a discreet looking toy. It doesn't hide what it is and it makes you feel great. Everyone and everything should be like that! The packaging is not terribly useful for storing it. Avoid storing it in a place where the Squirt is touching other silicone toys, as that may degrade the material. No instructions included, but you won't need them in any case.

When you first see the Squirt, you think there is no way it will ever be inside you (unless you are quite the advanced player). But, after you play with it a couple of times, you realize that this is the big kid who you thought was going to be a bully who turned out to be your absolute best friend. Really! Its shape and texture make it far more user friendly than it looks. Once you are warmed up, you can't beat how it opens you up and how wonderful its length and width feel inside you. Needless to say, the orgasm you get from the Squirt is simply incredible. My best advice- give yourself time to play with this. Don't use it if you feel you are limited on time. You really need to savor this experience.