Squirt - dildo discontinued by Tantus - review by Laccaria

Maybe it's the shimmery, pearlescent colors or the gentle curviness of this dildo, but something about the Squirt gives it a deceptively cute and innocent look. While the candy pink color of my Squirt pleases the girliest part of my psyche, there is no denying that this is serious dildo. At just shy of two inches in diameter, this bad girl is made with a pound of 100% silicone—making it a safe, easy to care for and extremely fulfilling experience.

According to Tantus “ultra-premium platinum” silicone is hypoallergenic, nonporous, boilable (5-10 min), bleachable (10% solution) and dishwasher safe (top rack). Tantus even claims that their silicone toys are safe with many silicone lubes, but they do suggest testing all silicone lubes on the base of the toy before use. I have found their claim to be true, but don’t go lathering up with silicone lubes and then crying to me about melting your toy. Always follow the manufacture’s instructions about testing lubes. If you want to be completely safe, just use water- or oil-based lubes which are compatible with all silicone toys.

The shiny, smooth surface of this dildo means that a little bit of lube goes a long way, but you are likely going to want some lube because this is definitely a larger toy. The dramatic curves and the substantial girth of this dildo make g-spot stimulation a no-brainer for me because every movement of the dildo rubs against my g-spot. There is simply nowhere else for it to go. In addition to a conventional thrusting motion, I also find it pleasurable to rotate the Squirt inside my vagina to feel the various curves and bumps passing over different bits of sensitive anatomy.

The Squirt also features a flanged base which makes it harness compatible and safe for anal play. I have yet to get this dildo inside my ass, but I have used it many times in my Mia-Z harness to fuck my boyfriend anally. The Squirt is his favorite of all of our dildos because the curvy shape offers the best prostate stimulation. While its large size makes the Squirt inappropriate for an anal beginner or even some of us with a fair amount of experience (I’m not exactly new to anal play), it does get a rave review from a more advanced anal player.

The Squirt represents the current limit, girth-wise, of what I can comfortably fit into my vagina. I love the stretched-to-the-max, full feeling it gives me, and the curves are perfect for stimulating my g-spot when thrusting or rotating the dildo. When playing solo with the Squirt, I like to use it in conjunction with water-based lube and my favorite Wahl 7-in-1 clitoral vibrator since I like strong, direct clitoral stimulation. For someone with less of a passion for clitoral vibration, I could definitely see orgasming from the dildo alone.

Easily my favorite thing to do with my Squirt dildo is to attach it to my Mia-Z harness and fuck my boyfriend with it. I am way too much of a pansy to let him put 1 7/8" dildo in my arse, but he loves it! For anal play we like to use lots of Boy Butter oil-based lube (which is silicone toy compatible but not latex condom compatible) and plenty of warm-up with a few smaller toys. This toy is not for the anal novice, but according to the bf working your way up to this dildo is completely worth it. He even thinks he might be able to orgasm from the prostate stimulation alone one day. It hasn’t happened yet, but you know what they say about practice!

So, I’ve always understood the name of this dildo in theory. But, I’ve just come to understand it in person, and, y’all it is awesome! (Sorry, but I live in the South now). Anyway, last night my bf was doing such a lovely job on my g-spot, with his fingers combined with some seriously delightful oral action, that I requested he use the Squirt dildo on me. I would describe the result as more of a "flow" or a "gush" than a "squirt." Either way, it felt decadently reckless and fantastic. The Squirt has reaffirmed its place among my favorite toys for a long time to come.