Crystal jellies classic royal - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by VietnAMAZING

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By ‘Royal,’ they mean King . . . and by King, they mean Kong.

King Kong is definitely worth taking a spin if you like to really fill yourself up. Otherwise, if you don't like to really take things to the limit, I'd advise that you sit this one out.
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Pros:
Looks great, feels great.
Cons:
Picks up pet hairs and chemicals super easily.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
I'm in a same-sex relationship and have been for four years but there are no buts about it (although there is a lot of butt about it). The best way to get me off is to fuck me. I love my dildos: strap-ons, double-ended, glass, or aluminum. Sign me up for a nice hard cock and I'm there! The best dick I've ever gotten was jelly; with a dildo, you don't have to worry about consistency or performance. A great dildo is a good thing to have in your sex toy repertoire. That being said, I have quite a few dildos . . . and having said that, this thing is a monster cock!

My girlfriend and I reviewed the size of this dildo before choosing it and we figured it'd be a nice upgrade from our "Slim 7," which I love. I wanted something a little thicker and a bit more robust to satisfy me when I’m in the mood for a nice big cock.
When I got the King Kong (as I call it), I was a bit intimidated but I knew I'd at least give it a try. We did try it a few times but not without some lube. The toy itself feels great inside – it’s just a bit of an adjustment when you haven't had something quite so filling in a while. He has definitely found himself a good home (and every now and then, a nice warm place to not rest).

King Kong is made of jelly material and is easy to clean. Be sure to clean him before and after each use to be safe. Store him in a clean, dry place away from other toys and materials. The jelly material can be a bit temperamental so it is pertinent to wash before and after. Otherwise, you could be in for a world of hurt when you use it. You can use a condom with this toy if you like, but it is not necessary. We use silicone-based lube when necessary.
Experience
I keep this toy separated from the rest. The material easily picks up pet hairs and chemicals so I keep it in a sealed container. Some of my other toys made of the same material have picked up the chemicals from perfume that I keep in the same dresser (but not drawer) and now they sting my vajayjay like crazy when I use them!
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  • Sera26
    Sera26  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Thank you for the review
  • Cream in the Cupcake
    Cream in the Cupcake  
    Thanks!
  • mp3me
    mp3me  
    MY GIRL JUST ORDERED THIS CUZ OF YOUR AWESOME REVIEW
  • kdlt
    kdlt  
    Great honest review! Thank you.
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