Crystal jellies classic royal - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by WhirlingStars of my firsts

Nice for those who want a simple first toy I guess, not something I'd ever buy again. It's alright, but there are much better out there kiddies.
flexible, long for gripping, warm up toy
sticky, stinky
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


This dildo was one of my firsts a while back, I used it vaginally and that was it. I wouldn't suggest it for anywhere else, I mean it doesn't have a base so no anal for this fella. It felt nice enough and good for a first toy, maybe even if you're just looking for a gag gift for a friend. I wouldn't get it if you're more advanced in the world of sex toys.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

This is a jelly dildo so it's rather slick and I never needed any sort of lube for it. It's very wiggly and I giggle like crazy when I wave it around. The first time I opened it and whenever I used to take it out the smell hit me like a punch. It tastes rather bad as well, but that's just jelly toys for you.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This dong looks like a dick so not discreet in the slightest. It's a nice size in girth, but now I look for something more in that department. It's nice if you've never had a toy before. It's shaped nice enough with a good enough fit.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic


This dildo works well enough, and I like it best for starting then moving on to my other girthier toys. It's sticky so it might pull on your hair and attracts lint like a devil.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

You clean it with soap and water, and use water based lubes if you need to. I usually keep it covered and never have my toys directly touching on another.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
I ended up tossing it in the trash one day. I have much better dildos now to play with. Jelly is just so sticky, you know? Better than a lint roller!
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  • FieryRed
    Thanks for telling us about this! I hope it isn't something you use anymore--jelly toys contain harmful chemicals, which is what makes them smell and taste so bad, and jelly is also porous, giving bacteria places to hide even after you've washed it.
  • angel42539
    thank you.
  • JADE76
    nice review
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