Crystal jellies classic royal - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Amberfoxxx

Huge toy alert!

Overall this toy was a big disappointment for me. It was simply too big for my snatch and I like toys that I KNOW 100% are clean.
veined, realistic
huge, cannot be sterilized
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
For starters, I was really excited about getting this toy. I noticed it was bought off my wishlist and I couldn't wait to try out my first jelly toy! As soon as the toy arrived at my door I noticed a very strong smell that seeped through the cardboard box it came in. I immediately opened the package and got to washing. I washed and washed, but the smell never went away. I didn't get discouraged that easily, I still wanted to give my gift a try, smell aside.

So, I decided to get my toy and go to town. Well, I tried to. Normally I'm wet enough and don't need lube. Not with this toy. I went and found some lube and gave it another shot. It felt pretty nice for the first few minutes, but after that I just couldn't take it anymore. Did I really just get a toy that hurt me? The toy is too big for me. Normally I like my bigger toys, and I thought I could handle this one, but it was simply too big for me.

Not only does size matter, but the more I research, I am not a fan of jelly toys. You just can't get them as clean as others. The only way to clean them is with warm water and toy cleaner. Be sure that if you use soap on them not to use a strong one, as it may damage the material. Also, if you were to share this toy, since it cannot be sanitized, you need to be sure to use condoms on it.

Overall, I wouldn't recommend this toy, at least not unless you really enjoy bigger toys. I was highly disappointed with my first "real" dildo. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for.
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My Crystal jellies classic royal tags
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot
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  • Heather Shadrick
    Hi Amber!

    It sucks you had a bad experience with this toy. Here is a little help on writing reviews if you want. First off, try using the advance review option when you choose to write a review. There will be questions it will ask that you need to answer in your review to help you cover all the info you need to have on the toy e.g. size, material, how you clean it, what lubes to use. You can find some of the information on the toy's page there's a link you can click that says 'material' or something like that. Most of the information you dont have from experience can be found on the toy's main page. If you have any more questions dont hesitate to ask!
  • Amberfoxxx
    Thanks so much! This was my first review here =) I really appreciate your input and I will most definitely use the advanced review from now on =)
  • Miss Anonymous
    Great review!! Thanks for sharing with us!
  • Drifter86
    Great review.
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    Great review.
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    Great review.
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    Thanks for the review.
  • Leaving Love
    Nicely written review!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    Also, try the mentor program! They really will help flesh out your reviews! I loved my jellies classic royal until I found better dildos. Jelly is so porous, it is hard to enjoy the toy! Good start here at EF!
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