My Vagina Wants an Apology, But My Back Says Thank You
If you like mild vaginal torture, then this is the dildo for you. It is a very aesthetically pleasing, very textured dildo that has many, many bumps that provide a painful drag. My vagina was just not impressed; a little disappointed rather. On the upside it does double as a wonderful massage tool.Published: September 22, 2011
Pros:
Gorgeous
Can be used as Massage tool
Free Pouch
Can be used as Massage tool
Free Pouch
Cons:
VERY intense texture
Painful
Not pouch described on product page
Painful
Not pouch described on product page
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Try as I might,
since it's sight brings such delight,
I just don't love my rainbow nubby wand.
It hurts something fierce
as though it might peirce
my poor, poor tender kitty
Even if I cum, once, twice even thrice
Inserted this is flat out not nice
and might I add, ouch dammit!
So vagina don't fear
This will never get near
your tender walls again.
But rainbow don't feel bad
left out or sad
Because I won't let you get dusty
I'll coat you with oil and lay on my belly
And you can roll on my back until my knees go all jelly
And you will not be forgotten
Just never forget or get too upset
And yes even if I'm incredibly wet
That there is simply nothing you can do
To make this vagina be a good friend to you
since it's sight brings such delight,
I just don't love my rainbow nubby wand.
It hurts something fierce
as though it might peirce
my poor, poor tender kitty
Even if I cum, once, twice even thrice
Inserted this is flat out not nice
and might I add, ouch dammit!
So vagina don't fear
This will never get near
your tender walls again.
But rainbow don't feel bad
left out or sad
Because I won't let you get dusty
I'll coat you with oil and lay on my belly
And you can roll on my back until my knees go all jelly
And you will not be forgotten
Just never forget or get too upset
And yes even if I'm incredibly wet
That there is simply nothing you can do
To make this vagina be a good friend to you
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by EdenFantasys.com
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Pain or Pleasure?
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which one best describes how this feels? or is it both?
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Quote: which one best describes how this feels? or is it both?I would think pleasure.
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I own this toy, there is nothing painful about it. I like it.
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The Rainbow Nubby Wand - I like it!
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this toy looks amazing i cant wait to try it, so cheap and you can use it for many different things! its a must have
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nubbies
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Are the nubbies going to hurt or thrill?
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That depends how much you like the sensation, I suppose. Some people like it quite a bit, and some find it overwhelming. It's mostly just personal preference.
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I found the nubby wand to be on the thrilling side. I was a bit intimidated by it at first, but it really wasn't bad. It really is about personal preference.
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Glass
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I've never tried glass before. Are they good? It seems really hard and sterile. I mean, looks wise, they're amazing but performance?
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Glass is very different in that it's perfectly rigid, so there's no give at all. I think it's a wonderful texture though, and glass holds temperature really well so you'll find that it stays warm even after being outside the body for a bit. I love how smooth glass is and the fact that a little bit of lube goes a long way. The Bent Graduate was my first glass toy and I still (h) it.
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The Bent Graduate was my first glass toy, as well, and I highly recommend it if you've never tried glass. It's versatile, having a G-spot curve on one end and a straight end on the other. It also offers smoothness on the curve and texture on the straight end. Being fairly small in diameter, it is nice if you don't like a lot of girth (glass toys are rigid, so they feel MUCH bigger than soft toys of the same diameter). Plus, it comes in an awesome padded storage pouch and with a free sample of lube.
One thing you want to keep in mind is that, since glass is rigid and a bit heavy, you should always play gently, especially when thrusting. You might bruise your cervix if you aren't careful.
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Great review, Thanks
cute poem! great review!
really enjoyed reading the poem good job
Great review
Awesome review. I hate it when toys don't work out. Love the poem though!
Thanks!
the poem is great
Sorry the toy didn't work out, great review!
Looks so lovely and colorful! But definitely looks like it could make a vagina a little sore.
I love the reviews that are off the beaten path. I can see how this pretty bumps could make you sore. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I think it'd be nice if it was softer material or had a curve
Great review! Too bad it hurt you
Thanks for the pics
Great review!
Great review! thanks!
Thanks!
It's sad, I love how it looks Not gonna have a deception for a first glass toy buy, though! Thanks for this reviews and the pictures!
thanks for the review
great review
thank for the review