The original - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by chicagonative

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"Original" Doesn't Equal Creative

This dildo, quite simply put, is just not very exciting. I don't think about it when I'm horny, I don't go to it, it doesn't call me. It requires too much work, both during play and after, and it's very uncomfortable. All work and no play makes The Original a dull toy.
The Original has a realistic look (aside from the color, of course) and feel to it.
Porous silicone, hard to clean, uncomfortable to use, The Original needs a few design upgrades.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
The Original is BIG. Or maybe I'm just a light-weight. I suppose in terms of how natural it is, I can say that it does at least look real, and it's pretty flexible as well. However, I found myself very uncomfortable using it. The circumference stretched me painfully - and I've given birth! The length was just a little too much. Maybe about a half and inch too long.

In terms of material and cleaning, it is made of silicone, but it seems very porous to me. If you don't/can't wash it IMMEDIATELY, it will reek by the time you clean it, and that's just using it vaginally. The material itself stinks pretty badly, too. After the first use, I took to using condoms with it, because I just couldn't stand the smell. It does lube up pretty well, but even with lube, I was still pretty uncomfortable. I only used this dildo a handful of times, perhaps six or seven.

I attempted to anally stimulate myself with this once, and I will never do it again. First off, it was way too big and I ended up bleeding because it tore me. Second, the porous nature of the silicone meant I had to wash it extensively - hand sanitizer, soap, scalding hot water, bleach.

Compared to other silicone items, this one just seemed sticky and disgusting. I've thrown mine away, because even after a thorough cleaning, I couldn't imagine anyone else ever using it again, including myself.

Surprisingly, it's actually kind of noisy to use. The up and down motion coupled with the way I had to wedge it inside of me made for very wet, loud sounds. I wouldn't recommend using this in a dorm if you have a roommate.

It's almost like some dude said to himself, "Chicks like big cocks, so let's make a toy for them!" I think dildos should be made by women, because we know what feels best to us. Basically, I hated the damn thing. I'm glad to be rid of it.
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My The original tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Heavy play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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  • Silverdrop
    Wow... that sounds awful. If Doc Johnson can't even get silicone toys not to stink, then I really really need to just cross them off my list of acceptable toy manufacturers.
  • Eva Schwaltz
    Eva Schwaltz  
    Eww, it's too bad this has such a terrible smell. Thanks for the review.
  • Tuesday
    Someone who reviewed the Ryder butt plug said that that toy had the same issue. It's not that silicone is porous - it isn't. But silicone will always absorb the scent of whatever is around it. It sounds like this one was just too big for you.
  • haley730
    Great review, sorry it din't work for you. I never had a problem with mine, no smell or nothing like that.
  • PropertyOfPotter
    What exactly is the size of the toy? Thanks for the review.
  • kawigrl
    suxs that you didn't like it
  • lustylusty
    Thanks for the review
  • mailroomorder
    Thanks for the review!
  • LuLu-Pop
    Nice review
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