Mr. Limpy large - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by OutwardlyShy

Mr. Limpy large - sex toy Sex toy by Fleshlight
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Mr. Limpy large

Packing dildo by Fleshlight

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For a packer, this one tips the pants scales at just too large. It doesn't sit comfortably in underpants and it didn't fit either of the harnesses I had. It worked far better as a stretchy weapon against a friend than as a packing dildo. Great for a novelty or a prank gift, though, because of how big it is.
Published: January 18, 2012
Pros:
Realistic
Balls are thick
Cons:
Too big to free-pack in my underwear
Didn't fit in multiple harnesses
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

They're not kidding when they call it the Large.

There's eight soft inches of shaft, making this either the most intriguing or most embarrassing of the Limpy Line of packers. The balls are large, the dangle is thick (two inches wide), the whole thing feels almost ridiculous.

It looks awkward in my pants.

Safety Precaution: if using as a slingshot / weapon, be careful not to hit anybody in the head with the balls. They can cause facial bruising.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy Large (as are all the Mr. Limpy packers) is made of Superskin, which is very lifelike. What's not entirely lifelike about this is how far it can stretch. You can have the balls in one hand and stretch this a good three feet. The others I wouldn't try this with because they are either thinner or they just don't have the same availability of material to encourage me to make a slingshot out of.

The width of this is two inches across, which equals out to about five inches around. It's pretty massive. The Medium matches it in width and girth but the length of the Large outdoes the Medium by more than an inch. (The stats say it's 8.5 inches and the Medium is 7.5 inches but, side by side, the Large really is more than only one inch longer.)

The Large does have a slight odor to it, probably because it's got so much more material to it. It's not bad or strong at all, but you notice it when you smell your hands after handling it.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

The balls are proportionately large on this one, unlike the Medium and the Small. It's a bit more than eight inches long and the balls are two inches thick. It looks very nice, thick and hefty.

It is very stretchy. And there's a lot of dangle to it. Enough dangle to the point where I'd be afraid to get this thing caught in something were I to be wearing it commando. I don't think this is a good fit for beginners or even most people because of how it stood out so much in my pants. For me, it really looked uncomfortably large.

Don't bring this in your carry-on luggage. It would be hilarious but ... just don't. You also might want to leave a note for TSA in your checked baggage if you put it in there. It looks implausible enough that they might think it's bomb-making material shaped like a huge limp cock.
    • Realistic

Performance

It's too big for me.

I couldn't fit it in my underpants for free-packin', nor could I use my SpareParts Theo Harness or SpareParts Pete Packing Briefs. The hole on the harness and on the briefs were just too small, even using the method to insert the dong into the briefs as shown in the directions (you use a plastic baggie; pretty ingenious but it didn't work either).

When you put this into your preferred packing device, you are going to stand out. From the area of your crotch.

When I had this thing stuffed and rolled into my underpants, it looked as though I had a fist down there. I'm sure that's ok if that's the look you're going for, but it wasn't the look I was going for. It also didn't stay in place very well so that added to my discomfort.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Wash with water only and then leave out to dry. Dust with cornstarch when it starts to feel sticky to keep the sticky down and the texture nice. It's really easy to store too - in a plastic baggie is easiest, although this one does not fit into a regular sandwich-sized bag. I had to use a freezer bag for it to fit. Having it in the bag reduces the cornstarch dust on your other toys and it makes it easier to dust as well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

After testing all of the Mr. Limpy line of packers, the Extra Small and the Medium were my favorite.

The Extra Small and the Medium both can be packed without a harness or special setup and they fit nicely in my regular underpants. The Small and the Large both were awkward and moved around a lot.

The Small had thin balls that didn't sit right with the shaft and the Large was just way too long and the shaft didn't fit well.
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Antipova (verified)

So we published this on a day that comments were glitched out? Such an awesome review, a good Crowning Jewel to your Pinkie Winkie series. Can't wait til the video's up

Jan 19, 12:52 pm
eeep (verified)

Thanks for the review, a lot of good information about this line of products.

Jan 20, 9:47 pm
Jobthingy (verified)

your video was hysterical.

Jan 23, 2:54 pm
OutwardlyShy (verified)

YES! Thank you. I'm still so nervous about that one.

Jan 23, 3:06 pm
ThoughtsAblaze (verified)

"When you put this into your preferred packing device, you are going to stand out. From the area of your crotch."

LOL - this review is hilarious and informative (the best combo)

Jan 26, 8:06 pm
Pixel (verified)

Awesome awesome video!

Jan 27, 11:41 am
AmberM (verified)

Thanks for the review!

Jan 29, 1:21 pm
NoOneNosMe (verified)

Thanks for the review

Jan 29, 7:27 pm
kz916 (verified)

Thanks for the review

Jan 31, 1:47 am
jeangel246 (verified)

Thanks for the review

Feb 2, 12:33 pm
Melissa Smith (verified)

Good review!

Feb 3, 10:17 pm
Teacookie (verified)

I is new fan!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much

Feb 5, 12:44 pm
Beatitude (verified)

Thanks for the comparison to the other sizes at the end.

Feb 22, 1:12 am
comatose-kitty (verified)

Why is the title so funny? XD

Mar 3, 12:55 am
texreece (verified)

The review is great

Mar 3, 5:56 am
Niyari (verified)

I laughed throughout the read. Awesome!

Mar 15, 12:38 am
meezerosity (verified)

Thanks for the review, this did look a bit huge for a packer.

May 12, 1:29 am
mfisher (verified)

Good review!

May 25, 10:00 pm
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  • Packing: Cleanliness concerns
    • How sanitary can this product be? My first time wearing it it was covered in fuzz from my boxers. I feel like it pick up everything
    • Also, I was thinking about turning this into an STP, but now that I have seen how much it picks up I dont think I can
    • I think it depends on how you use it. If you are holding it directly against your body, it is more of a concern than if you have a pouch in your pants for it. Try using a little dawn soap and water and see if that helps.
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  • Does anyone think this could be used as an STP?
    • I know it would take insane precision to get the hole and tubing to pass through that huge shaft, but I think it would be nice when I pull it out at the stall for it to really come out.
    • Quote: I know it would take insane precision to get the hole and tubing to pass through that huge shaft, but I think it would be nice when I pull it out at the stall for it to really come out.
      I believe there are videos on Youtube that display how to turn a packer into an STP. The only real issue I can see is how difficult it would be to bore through it without puncturing the side by screwing up the angle.
    • It is much much better to just buy an STP. The Peecock company is located in Singapore and so it can be a little costly to order from over there but it is completely silicone, very lifelike, no risk of "messing up" like when you do it yourself and could ruin the product, and the larg-ish funnel at the top prevents spill over which can be an issue with some other designs
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