Mr. Limpy large - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by LoganAshlee.

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My third leg

If you're after a Mr. Limpy, go for a smaller one and work your way up. You're best off walking around and feeling like you have a little dick than not being able to pack at all because it looks bad.
Realistic feeling
Can be worn without strap
Too big
A bit pink
Too big for strap.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
In keeping with my reviewing of packers this week, I think it's about time I write a review for the Mr. Limpy large. I have already gotten a small and medium, and out of curiosity I thought I would try out a large, more for the fun as opposed to for the use of it. I prefer the small, as the medium for me is a wee bit big and gives me the boner look, but I thought I'd go all out with this massive shlong.

As with all the Mr. Limpy products, it feels great in boxers, even if this particular one does feel like you're sporting a donkey penis. Seriously, you'd have to be about 8 feet tall to be able to get away with wearing this! I myself am 6 feet tall and not exactly scrawny, but this still weighed me down a bit. If you are considering buying a packer but you're not sure which size suits you, then start off with a small - I've heard people say that wearing a small is too big, so if you're a small person this will be like a third leg!

I do also think, like the other Mr. Limpy, that these products are a bit too pink, but considering the only other option would be the Mr. Right at triple the price, I think that it's easy to over look the pinkish colour and just appreciate it for what it is - a great penis, a great big whopper.

Also, like the other Mr. Limpy's, this does not come with care instructions in the pack, so make sure you research that before buying one because you don't want to ruin it by mistake! Also, this one does not fit into a harness very easily, but because of the size it can fit in boxers in the gap intended for peeing out of, which is a bonus because straps are really annoying.

Overall, I think that although all the Mr. Limpy packers are fantastic, I would say you're probably best off avoiding this product unless you want to look like you have a massive boner!
As far as cleaning goes, I find that just washing it in cold water works. It does attract boxer fluff quite easily, but it can be washed off quickly.
Follow-up commentary
It's still just as big and pink as before! It has been a little flakey but that's because of the material and it's expected.
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My Mr. Limpy large tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Geogeo
    thanks for following up
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    Nice. Keep writing, reviewer.
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