Mr. Limpy large - packing dildo by Fleshlight - review by NoOneNosMe

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Morning Wood

Do you want to wake up with that morning wood feeling? Or do you simply want to feel that nice boner in your pants? Well the Mr. Limpy size large is the packer for you!

Warning: If you wear this packer in public it will look like you are walking around with a major boner. Women coming up and slapping you is very possible.
looks real, takes your temperature, good for sexual play
flat backed balls, not good for regular everyday packing
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I do not use the Mr. Limpy Large for normal packing. The size I use for regular packing is the small size. The large packer is way too large to use for packing out in public. It will look like you have a major boner.

Instead, I use this packer for sexual play. When I have this packer in, it looks and feels like I do actually have a boner. Since this packer is made from cyber skin, it has the ability to take your body temperature. For me when I wear the packer it really does feel like I have a penis. I'm not sure if it is all in my mind or not but I love it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Mr. Limpy packer is made of a material called cyberskin. This material is designed to mimic human flesh. So basically the packer looks and feels like a real penis. Cyberskin will also take to your own body temperature. I like my packer touching my skin. When I first drop my packer in, it does feel cold against my skin but after a few minutes the packer is my own body temperature.

Mr. Limpy is also very elastic and stretchy. I found the large size to be too big to jack off with. I found myself having to use two hands and it was just awkward.

The packer can get sticky at times. The best solution for that is to dust it with some cornstarch. I've never had a problem with it catching hair but I'm sure it is a possibility.

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Limpy was designed to look and act like a real limp penis. I believe it does its job in that respect. The only thing that doesn't look real is the balls are flat backed. Also, the packer is a bright pink color. So needless to say I wouldn't go around whipping it out to everyone and their brother.

This packer is really big and by "big" I don't just mean thick. It is long too. I held my iPod Touch up to the side of it and the iPod is about half the length of the packer's shaft. (An iPod touch is about the size of a regular iPhone.)

Length: 8 1/2 inches
Shaft length: 8 inches
Circumference: 6 inches
Diameter: 1 1/2 inches
Weight: 0.3 pounds


When I tried out this packer I just dropped it in some tight boxer briefs. I have no yet tried it with the SpareParts briefs. I think this packer might be too big for them and I don't want to risk ripping them. The boxer briefs did keep the packer in place nicely though.

Care and Maintenance

The packer will attract hair and dirt. I keep my packer in a plastic baggie to keep it clean when I store it. It is best to wash it with just warm water and set it on a clean towel to dry. You can also dust it with corn starch if needed. If you absolutely can not get it clean with just warm water then you can use a tiny bit of regular soap on it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


If I want the "morning wood effect" from this packer I usually sleep with it in my boxer briefs. I've never had a problem with it shifting out of place. So in the morning I wake up feeling like I have morning wood.
Follow-up commentary
I still love this product and I still use it in the same way.

I have learned to store it in a plastic gallon size bag when I store it so that dirt and what not doesn't stick to it.
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  • Antipova
    This packer sounds so awesome---I would *love* to experience morning wood, that's a really clever and creative use for it.

    This is on my wishlist now, thanks for letting me help with your review
  • EdenJP
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Thanks for the review!
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review.
  • ExesandOhs
    Thanks for the review.
  • meezerosity
    Thanks for the review, it does look way too big for everyday packing but the other uses sound fun.
  • Rey
    thx for the review, looks huge!
  • RocketBoom
    It seems fun to wear around the house but outside? Too big.
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review!
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