Softee ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by SMichelle

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Softee ballsy cock, you just didn't thrill me.

This dildo isn't a bad dildo by any means -- it just left me feeling unimpressed. I'm not a fan of texture, so I didn't get any pleasure from the large veins that are found on the shaft. If you enjoy texture, you might enjoy this one more than I did.
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Pros:
Flexible, Filling, Squishy, Has a good base, Decent size for most users
Cons:
Texture may be overwhelming to some, Smells bad at first, Porous material
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Prior to using this dildo, I had never tried a dildo that featured testicles before. The idea of a dildo with testicles made me kind of uncomfortable, but I was also very curious. I was curious if the addition of fake testicles would add anything to my experience, so I snatched this one up. I figured that the price was right, and if I was let down, I wouldn't be out a lot of money. In the end, this dildo was kind of a disappointment for me. Don't misunderstand; it's not a bad dildo -- it just leaves me feeling uninspired, and somewhat bored.

While this toy didn't rock my world, I do feel that it's still a decent choice for both beginners advanced users.

It can be used vaginally and anally.

I did enjoy thrusting vaginally with this toy, but it never hit my g-spot. The feeling of fullness it provided me with was nice, though. Still -- the only way I could orgasm with this dildo, was if I also had a vibrator on my clitoris.

For anal use -- this isn't the best choice for beginners. It's a fairly thick toy, and it can be overwhelming anally. Personally, I was not able to use it anally, as it was just too much for me. If you are able to handle the girth, however, the testicles serve as a base to keep the toy from slipping into your bum. Remember though, wear a condom with this if you use it anally, as the toy cannot be fully sterilized.

You can also use this toy with a harness, due to the base. That being said, I have not used this toy with a harness, so I cannot say how well it works. I see no reason why it wouldn't work well, though.

Material / Texture

This dildo is made out of PVC, which isn't the safest material out there. In fact, PVC only rates as 2 on Eden Fantasy's safety scale. The PVC on this toy is said to be both latex and phthalates free, according to the product page. The toy is also said to contain antibacterial properties. The trouble is, PVC is porous, so it cannot be fully disinfected. For this reason, you should use a condom with this toy if you intend to share it, or if you plan on using it anally.

The actual toy feels quite soft to the touch. It's very flexible and squishy, yet it's firm at the same time. The toy also features some texture in the firm of veins. The veins are meant to make the dildo more realistic, but they're a bit too prominent to be realistic. The veins can certainly be felt during use, so if you don't enjoy texture you're going to want to use another dildo.

This toy did have a slight rubbery smell and taste to it when it was just out of the package. The scent has faded overtime, but the taste is still present. I don't make it a habit to taste most of my toys, so that's not a big deal to me.

Design / Shape / Size

The size of this toy is appropriate for most users. It measures at 6 1/4" in length, with 5" of that being insertable. It also has a diameter of 1 1/2". Size queens may find themselves wishing the toy was slightly larger, but the size should be adequate for most users. I also don't believe that beginners will be intimidated by the size, as the amount of "give" (squish) that this toy has makes it easy to insert.

This dildo is realistic -- except for the color. There is absolutely no way that anyone would mistake it for anything else. So, if discretion is a priority, you should look for something else.

While the toy looks realistic, it doesn't feel realistic to me. The veins that go up shaft of the toy are nice, but they are a bit too large to be realistic, in my opinion. The head, on the other hand, is smooth and appears very realistic.

The toy features a large base, which prevent the toy from slipping inside of your bum if you choose to use it anally. The large base can also serve as a handle to hold onto for thrusting.

Performance

This dildo is great if you're seeking a feeling of fullness, but it didn't really do much for me beyond that. I just wasn't able to achieve proper g-spot stimulation with this, and it was way too large for me to take anally. I'm also not a huge fan of texture, so this toy wasn't a hit for me in that respect. The veins are just too large, and I found the feeling that they provided to be slightly overwhelming.

This toy does not feature a suction cup, but it is harness compatible. I have not used it with a harness, though.

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning this toy isn't a hassle, though this toy is a major lint magnet. For that reason, I recommend that you clean it before and after each use. It can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water. You can also use a toy cleaner. While you can, and should, clean the toy before and after use, you cannot sterilize it. This means that you will need to put a condom on it if you wish to share it.

To store this toy, I would recommend that you place it in a large ziplock bag in order to try and keep lint and dust off of it.

As for lubricant? This toy can handle both silicone and water-based lubes.
Follow-up commentary
In my original review, I wrote that the scent has faded.

I don't know what I was thinking at the time that I wrote that. Maybe the scent did temporarily fade, or maybe my sense of smell has just gotten stronger, but... anyway, the odor has come back, and it's stronger than I remember it being.

The strong odor has led to me almost never playing with it -- there's just something about a chemical odor that ruins the mood.
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Comments
  • ViVix
    Great review!
  • ToyGeek
    Thanks for the great review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • Falsepast
    The texture doesn't look too overwhelming for me.
  • Beneath The Bed
    Awesome review! Thanks!
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    Thanks!
  • Scrawberry78
    great review
  • Chastity Darling
    Thanks for your review
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