Softee ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by HannahPanda

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Blue Balls You'll Love

This dildo is quite a catch for those who prefer softer toys and are looking for a nice amount of flexibility in a dildo. A harness compatible, suction cupped, and anally safe dildo for this price can't be beat if you don't mind a little extra attention to cleaning the material. With enough girth to fill you comfortably and nicely, there's definitely more than a few reasons to give Softee a try.
Textured, Girthy, Great price, Harness compatible, Anal-safe, Realistic, Flexible, Suction cup base
Slight odor, Incompatible with some materials, Somewhat porous
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This wonderful cock will either be right up your alley or leave you wanting more. It's a fantastic dildo for those who love a softer texture to their toys or want something big, but not as firm for anal penetration. This toy isn't the most discreet in size and definitely isn't the best pick for beginners, but the soft texture makes it fantastic for hard, fast thrusting for those of us who are a little more sensitive down under and could use a dildo with size that doesn't feel like it's knocking on heaven's door.

There's no fancy vibrations or electronics involved, though Eden does sell a vibrating version for those of you who prefer a little rumble in your jungle. With this dildo excluding the bullet vibe, you can play in the shower, pool, or anywhere you choose.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The material is Pvc and velvety and soft, as hinted by the name, to the touch. It's free of all the problem stuff, like pthalates and materials that can be irritating or allergens, like latex. I absolutely adore this material and it's amazing for coaxing my G-spot into submission. My vagina/G-spot don't respond to hard materials but rather kind of reject them and just tense up, so I've had my eye on this toy for quite some time. The material doesn't rate very high on the safety scale at all, but if you love the feeling of soft toys, most materials won't. Silicone is naturally a bit firmer than materials like Pvc or Cyberskin, so softer toys are almost always made out of these materials and are worth the little extra upkeep. Unlike Cyberskin, Pvc doesn't pick up nearly as much lint, and my dildo has been relatively lint free between uses. I've never had to continuously wipe it because of it collecting lint. The material has a slight drag to it, but I haven't found that hair or anything like that sticks to it enough to be a bother. Others have described it as really tacky/sticky, but I have many toys that are much more of a hassle than this one and I give it a 80% thumbs up as far as maintenance goes.

When you unpackage the dildo, there's a faint plastic smell to it, but it's nowhere near overwhelming or bothersome. It smells more clean to me than anything, but some might not like the light chemical smell that comes along with it. It isn't the best for oral because of this, but if you can get past it, it isn't all that strong during use.

**Note - Keep this dildo away from toys made of [[|Futurotic] material. My Flexi dong melted onto the surface and the Ballsy has a portion where some of the material was rubbed off and damaged, and my other dildo has a noticeable sticky spot on the base now from where it melted and created a really sticky mess on the base of both!
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

Despite the lack of realistic color choices, the Ballsy is designed to be a realistic dildo, and therefore has a noticeably pronounced head and veins along the shaft. There's also a fairly large scrotum portion, which makes it more than okay to use anally safely. If you adjust it enough into a harness, the balls can hang free and it is fully harness compatible. If you're using a harness with a built in O-ring, you simply put the dildo's shaft through the O-ring and let the balls sit inside of the covering inside the harness where they're pretty much unseen. However, if you're using a harness in which you do need to buckle an O-ring in, simply hook the top buckle closure, and let the bottom stay unclasped. This doesn't provide perfect support, but it's doable if you don't have anything else. Four clasped harnesses will work best, as two clasps at top and two at bottom can be hooked around the dildo for maximum support. Some harnesses just require the cock to be slipped in and you're good to go. I've included a picture of this dildo in my Sasha Harness:

At just 6 1/4" long with 5" insertable, the length doesn't seem like much. However, it's more than made up in texture and girth. The Softee has a 1 1/2" diameter around, which isn't huge, but it's a fairly decent size and I had to get used to it before I could really go to town. The texture is far from minimal, as the shaft is coated in raised veins and ridges that provide just enough stimulation and texture for me. It's definitely felt during use, but I find that it isn't all that overwhelming and I'm a fan of this design. I absolutely love the engorged vein running along the underside of the shaft, and it's the perfect blend of a pop of color mixed with excellent realism that I enjoy aesthetically and in use.

Overall, this toy has a lot of give and squeeze to it. It's really flexible, and might be too flexible for some users. If you're looking for a soft toy that has an inner core that is firm, this toy is a good mix. It's extremely soft, but you can't bend it completely back on itself without some effort given. There does seem to be a stronger inner core that gives the toy just enough flexibility while keeping it stable enough for intercourse. It does have a little flop to it and might not be enough to stimulate some people's G-spot or P-spot, but I find this is just right in all areas for me personally, and I love that it incorporates realistic features.

The dildo has a nice weight to it, but it isn't going to tire your arm out during use or drag your harness down with it. It weighs about the same as a lot of my other dildos, right at 12 ounces, and with the scrotum, that could be much more. On the scrotum portion, "Doc Johnson" is carved into the material. The bottom of the dildo acts like a suction cup. It isn't the best quality and doesn't stick under all circumstances, but if you wet it first, you can get a good ride out of it without it slipping from underneath you.

    • Partner play
    • Realistic


I knew when purchasing that I'd love this just for the material, but in use, it's definitely worth more than I paid for it. It stays put in any harness I've used it in well, and the balls are a nice touch if you want to use this toy for oral or if you enjoy the sensation of balls against your clit/ass during penetration. It also makes for a nice place to hold the dildo if you're using it solo. It fills me up wonderfully and I don't have many complaints other than the material not playing nicely with one of my other dildos and leeching onto the surface. I can't rave enough about how much I love a soft cock and the way my partner can take the length and slap it against my clit during use and it doesn't hurt, but feels rather thuddy and wonderful when I'm extremely turned on. This dildo felt amazing when she did this, and it's yet another plus to soft toys in general and the model of this dildo. The realism with the funky color is exactly what I love in my collection.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This material can be a bit of a lint cuddler, but it's not nearly as bad as some of the high end dildos I own. However, Pvc can be slightly porous and requires cleaning before and after use. What you clean with is entirely up to you, and as long as it isn't potentially damaging to the material, feel free to use it. Antibacterial soap, a 10% bleach solution, a toy cleaner, or just taking it in the shower with you is a great option. When washing with water, take caution to run your fingers over the surface and in the grooves. Sometimes stubborn liquids stick inside of shafts that are veiny or between crevices that are easily looked over. The head is defined and the balls offer a place for bacteria to hide, so when cleaning, just make sure you clean the entire surface with warm water and your hands or a wash cloth. I haven't had to pay much attention to wiping mine down between uses, but if you find that your dildo collects lint when you aren't using it, simply use some cleaner or a wipe before and after uses and it'll be as good as new.

Some of the lower-end dildos such as this one almost always react badly with other materials, so I keep them stored separately from all my other dildos in plastic zip-loc bags. I don't store materials like this in toy pouches, as sometimes the pouches only contribute to the gathering of lint on the surface.

Take care when experimenting with lubes and this material. Water-based lube is generally my first choice, but if you're a fan of silicone or oil based lubes, doing a simple test on a part of the base first before lubing it up and using it internally is always a good safety measure.
    • Easy to clean


The packaging is pretty minimal and doesn't offer in depth information on use or material of the toy. It's a plastic clamshell packaging that is fairly easy to open and close with a tug. Inside was a thin paper insert that has whimsical and colorful designs on the back, as well as the length of the toy, where it was made, and that the material doesn't contain anything potentially harmful to your body.

I wouldn't say that this packaging is ideal for storage, as it's bulky and not discreet at all. There's an imprint of where the dildo rests inside and the packaging is completely clear with what's inside being pretty obvious.

    • Minimal
    • Not discreet


I love this toy in any hole, and I can get past the taste enough to love sucking on it. It fills up my mouth and I'm a fan of girthy toys that don't over-do it and give that "just enough" feeling. In use, this doesn't pound away at my cervix, so it's definitely comfortable and the soft material only adds to that. I love dildos of this type because I can't take rough thrusting with hard silicone dildos or anything significantly firm. This toy's give makes it so easy to take, and while it doesn't look all that threatening, it can take a little bit of warming up to, especially for a beginner. The head also rubs up against my G-spot and while there's no extreme G-spot curve in the shaft, it's flexible enough to fit my body and curve naturally when I move my hips.
Follow-up commentary
I've realized this may be a little above my size range, so I don't use it all the time. When I do use it, I love the texture and everything about it aesthetically. I'm a fan of this shade of blue, and the shape is comfortable and feels extremely realistic for the price. Though it may not be ideal material, it's not nearly as complicated to clean and take care of as I originally thought it'd be. Over time, it hasn't worn down badly like most other cheap toys I've had.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for the review I am glad this worked out for you. It wouldn't work for me since I like higher end materials.
  • Falsepast
    Thanks for the pics
  • Lucky21
    Great review, thanks!
  • loveme9
    Thanks for the review.

  • RebelRebelJen
    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
  • britanny0620
    Thanks for the review
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