Softee ballsy cock - realistic dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Badass

This dildo can be used for vaginal or anal penetration. While this toy does not have an angle for hitting the G-spot, it still can be a very pleasurable vaginal experience. It is a thick toy with lots of texture for those who enjoy the full sensation and those who dig texture. It's thick girth leads me to recommend it to anal veterans only and to suggest against this toy for beginners. For those who dare to anally try this toy out, the base of the toy is drastically wider. This will prevent the toy from slipping all the way into you booty hole.

This dildo is also harness compatible. I actually bought this toy for my new harness. The base of this purple cock not only has balls, but also a wider portion to keep this toy in place while in a harness. For those of you looking for a harness compatible toy, I have found that I thoroughly enjoy the fact that this toy does truly resemble a cock. So when wearing my harness, I get to feel like I have a purple cock.

This toy is made of PVC and is soft to the touch, almost velvety feeling. This toy can be squeezed and bent easily, but always returns to the original form. The veins on the shaft and indentations of the head can as easily be felt as seen. This toy does have quite a bit of drag to it though. This amount of drag means that it picks up everything from hair to dust. For a toy with this level of drag, I highly recommend using with lubricant. Both silicone and water based lubes can be used on this toy. While Polyvinyl chloride is water resistant, it is not non porous. If you choose to share this toy, remember to always cover with a condom.

This toy only gets a ranking of 2 on the Eden safety scale, but that doesn't mean this toy is unsafe. This toy is latex free, Phthalates free, Cadmium free, and has an antibacterial property to it. Doc Johnson really tried to make this toy as safe as possible.


Straight out of the packaging, this toy does have a light smell to it. This smell is not nearly the worst smelling toy I have ever experienced, but the smell does exist. It is a rubber like smell that does fade with time and use.

This toy is not very long, but what it lacks there it makes up for in girth. The toy is only 6 1/4" from top to bottom, with only 5" of that be penetrative. The circumference of this toy is right at 5" and the toy has a diameter of 1 1/2". The toy weighs a light 12 ounces. The base of this toy is much larger than the toy itself. When measuring the bottom you find that from that from balls to base of shaft is 4 1/4", and the base of the actual cock as well as the width of the balls is 2 1/2". There is no way this toy could slip all the way into any of your orifices. This flared base is what makes this toy ideal for those looking for a harness compatible cock, and those looking for a large anal toy.

This toy has quite a bit of texture and charisma to it. This toy truly resembles a penis and all the grooves and ribs that come with that kind of toy. This toy has a thick head, complete with indentations along the underside of the head. This toy has veins that run along most of the shaft. The only portion of the toy that does not look even slightly realistic is the balls. They are totally smooth and have no veins, grooves, hair folicles, or anything of the sort. The only things that keep this toy from looking like a true cock is its purple color and the lack of detail on the balls. At the base, on the side opposing the balls, you will see that "Doc Johnson" is engraved into the toy in cursive.

For me, this cock was intended for wearing in a harness. For this job, this toy held up great. It was easy to keep the toy snugly inside the harness and I didn't have to continuously adjust it to keep it in place. The look of this toy was another thing that I feel helped it's performance as a strap on toy. It is a big cock that looks fairly realistic, but it's purple! This was a very nifty concept. Since the diameter of this toy is 1 1/2", it should easily fit any O-ring that is between 1 1/2 and 2 inches. The O-ring I used in my harness was 2" and I feel that, while the toy never slipped out, if the O-ring had been any bigger, I would have had issues with it falling out and needing to readjust.


As a vaginal or anal toy, this toy is an awesome option for size queens and kings. While it does not have any sort of angle for G-spot or P-spot stimulation, it does achieve the full sensation us kings and queens desire. The texture, for me at least, did add to the sensation. I'm a personal fan of ribs, bumps, and grooves, and that it exactly what this toy has plenty of. This would not be ideal for you if you don't like the look of a penis or bumps and ribs.

This toy can easily be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water. Another option you have is using a sex toy cleaner, or wiping the toy down with a 90% water and 10% bleach solution. Since this toy does collect hair and dust, it is a wise choice to clean before and after each use. When cleaning, pay close attention to the crevasse around the head of the cock and all around each of the veins.

This toy is slightly high maintenance. You should store this toy either in the original packaging or in a toy pouch or box by itself. I would definitely worry about storing with similar feeling toys like jelly or silicone. If you must store with other toys, wrap in a lint free cloth to prevent the toy from rubbing against other toys.

The packaging of this toy is not very discreet or elegant looking. It comes to you in a plastic package, designed to fit the toy exactly. Your new toy is clearly visible from the front. The front also tells you the brand name, that it was made by Doc Johnson, that the toy is non-phthalate, and that it was made in U.S.A.. The back repeats the same information, but also tells you more about the material the toy is made of(which is discussed in the Material section) and where it was designed. Los Angeles, CA for those of you who are curious.
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I feel like I have chosen wisely with this one. I have a toy I can use on myself, or use it on others when in my harness. I know that I will have to cover it with a condom when I use it on another person, but I really don't mind. I really enjoy this dildo for a few reasons. Firstly, when it is in my harness, it still appears "hard" and doesn't droop or hang. Second, I totally dig that the shaft looks very realistic, but it's purple. The third and final reason I will discuss involves the ribs and grooves along the shaft for added sensation. I'm a big fan of extra texture, so this toy was right up my alley.