Softee ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by March Hare

Not my favorite.

Overall, I wouldn't really recommend buying this toy. It's not all that interesting and the smell of it bothered me. The shape is nice, but I'm just not thrilled with the size or the material. This is a toy that I'll probably just replace with a different one.
Nice texture. Safe for anal.
Strong Smell. Porous material.
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I find that the best way to use this toy for me personally is anally. The toy has a nice base, so nobody needs to worry about it getting stuck. I find that I need to use a lot of lube when using this toy. The only problem I have with it is the size. It can be too big for me at times. It's a type of toy that I need to build up to using. I don't really end up reaching for it most of the time. I wouldn't suggest this to an anal beginner as it can be intimidating. This toy is not travel friendly, in my opinion. It's not a very discreet toy, as it was made in a realistic shape.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The first thing I noticed after opening the Softee Ballsy Cock was the smell. It's very strong and hasn't gone away even after many washes. The texture of the toy is nice; there's a ribbed texture along the shaft. The material of the toy is porous, so I'd suggest using a condom with it as a safety precaution. The toy is flexible but firm enough to hold it's shape. If you can get past the strong scent and safety precautions, you might like it.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

As I mentioned earlier, the shape is meant to be realistic. The tip of the toy is smooth, but the shaft has ribbed areas. The size of this toy can be intimidating for a beginner anal user, but maybe not as much if you're using it vaginally. I'm not sure whether I'd call the size average. It's slightly large. But others might not think the same. This toy is not discreet at all. If someone came across it, they'd definitely know what it is. I would not travel with this as it takes up a decent amount of space.
    • Realistic


The Softee Ballsy Cock is a standard realistic dildo. There's a base, but no suction cup. The texture of the toy is nice if you like slightly ribbed dildos. Size-wise I would have preferred it to be smaller. And the smell is a deal breaker: it's way too strong for my liking. Overall, this toy is not for me.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

To be honest, this is a pain to keep clean. The material catches any kind of dust. My suggestion is to wash it each time exactly before you use it to minimize the chance of getting dust on it. I store this toy in a plastic zip bag inside of my box of toys. Even with the bag, the smell of the toy can still escape, which is frustrating. I'd suggest keeping the original box the toy came in, if you can. Although the packaging is quite bulky... This toy is compatible with water-based lubricant, but not silicone or oil-based.
    • Hard to clean


The packaging of this toy is not discreet. The package is a clear plastic with the toy clearly visible. On the back of the package is the description of the product, which mentions how it can be used, the size of the product, where it was made, and what type of material it is made of. While the packaging is not discreet, I'd say you could still use it to help store the toy. Just don't leave it in plain sight if you don't want others to catch a glimpse of it.
    • Not discreet
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