Softee ballsy cock - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by scaredlittleboy

I love my baby blue!

The soft and supple Softee ballsy cock is realistic yet cute. It will fill any hole, if you don't mind its sweet scent.
length, girthy, veined, harness-compatible
smell/taste, too flexible for some
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Softee Ballsy Cock is a soft, fexible, dildo suitable for oral, vaginal, or anal penetration (use a condom if you use this toy anally!). Some reviewers disliked the softness of this toy, however, I found it to be perfect! It's small enough and soft enough for sex toy newbies, but still large enough to pleasure my partner. The balls make a great handle and it's harness-compatible!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Softee Ballsy is PVC, which is phthalates and latex free. It's extremely squishy and soft. It has a little bit of a sticky/tacky feeling, which makes it a lint-magnet! A little lube will give it the perfect texture!

It came with a light dusting of powder, which I recommend washing off before use.

It also has a pretty noticeable smell and taste. The smell has lasted for a few cleanings, so I don't think it's going away any time soon. Some people dislike the sweet perfume-like smell, but I find it to be enjoyable.

This toy has a great texture! The semi-realistic exaggerated veins feel great. Plus, the head is very defined at the top, which feels wonderful.
    • Bumpy
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Softee is a realistic dildo with a well-pronounced flared head. The underside of the head has realistic yet artistic folds that I really like the look of. The shaft is covered in stylized veins to provide textured stimulation. In addition, the balls which are uneven just like the real thing, slap against the buttocks adding both stimulation and a sense of realness to the experience.

The dildo measures about 6 1/4 inches long with 5 of inches of insertable length. The toy is 1 1/2 inches in diameter, making it a little big for some harnesses. The circumference is 5 inches.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


This toy is very filling. I think the supple softness adds to that. Some people have difficulty inserting it or doing vigorous "all the way out, all the way in" sex, but it works perfectly once inside. It's good for oral, but the taste/smell might get in the way (it doesn't taste as good as it smells). It worked perfectly for us anally. It's harness compatible as long as your harness is big enough!
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

PVC is antibacterial and water-resistant. It's somewhat porous material, though, so I would recommend putting a condom over it. It can be washed with warm water and antibacterial soap, or toy cleaner. You can use both water-based and silicone-based lube with this toy, but not oil-based.
    • High maintenance


The Softee comes in a plastic clam shell package with a cute and colorful paper insert. The back of the packaging offers information about the toy in several different languages. The paper was slightly discolored blue in the middle where the cock touches it.

The packaging isn't ideal for gifting, but I'm taking the paper out and using the plastic for storage,
    • Minimal


When we first got this toy, we had a dick-slapping fight. The flexibility of the Softee makes it fun for that!
For "real" play, we used this toy with the New Comers strap-on harness, which has a ring diameter of 1 1/2--the softness of the Softee allowed me to squeeze it in, though it was a tight fit. It seemed to work great for oral, besides the taste mentioned before. Anally, it worked a lot better than the dildo from my New Comers strap-on kit, even though it's got the same insertable length. I think the added size of the balls to the base made it work a lot better, plus it gave my clit more stimulation while thrusting. I think the flexibility of the Softee allowed us to do positions that the more rigid New Comers dildo would just slip out during use.
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  • ScottA
    I'd be a little concerned about a toy that discolors paper put against it.
  • scaredlittleboy
    Yeah. I think in another review I read, the color leeched into the plastic baggie they had it in. I pretty much always use a condom anyways, so I just always keep this guy wrapped.
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
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