Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo - realistic dildo by Fleshlight - review by Sammi

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The Dead Don't Just Walk

This Zombie isn’t after your brains! The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie cock is great for those who like thicker dildos with heavy texturing and long insertable length, and, of course, who like zombies. Created in muddy brown silicone with attention to every vein and rip, the Zombie is at the least an interesting dildo to add to your collection, and at the best a marvelously textured dildo that will have you screaming for more…in a good way.
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Pros:
Silicone, heavily textured, good size, amazing detailing, “realistic”.
Cons:
Design is not for everyone.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Zombies are more popular than ever, thanks in part to The Walking Dead. If you’ve ever fantasized about having sex with a well-endowed zombie, Fleshlight’s line of Freak dildos offers the Zombie cock for your pleasure. It’s not your brains it’s after! It likely won’t be the prettiest dildo in your collection, but its insane detailing and amazing texture from its tip to its balls will delight you during an evening of undead love. Although the Zombie is one of the smallest in the Freaks line, it will be best enjoyed, either vaginally or anally, by those who prefer some girth and insertable length (it’s the second longest).
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Zombie is made of silicone, so it’s hypoallergenic, nonporous, latex free and phthalates free. It has no odor or taste (fortunately that isn’t realistic!). The silicone is flexible and squishy to the touch, so the Zombie will move and flex with you. It has a bit of drag not due to the detailing, and is a touch…sticky.
This dildo is brown – its color is best described as muddy or earthy (a nice touch). The detailing is accented with slightly darker brown, which accentuates every vein and tear.

The texture on the Zombie is phenomenal. The head is the lightest textured, but up and down the shaft run veins, lines, and missing, ripped “flesh” pieces. In places the Zombie looks like the flesh has…pulled or rotted away, so you see some of the muscle underneath. This missing skin detail extends down onto the balls. The Zombie is large enough that the texture is easily felt internally, so if you are not a texture fan you won’t want this undead date.
    • Flexible

Design / Shape / Size

If you hate the ideas of zombies and rotting flesh, this isn’t the dildo you’ll want to get. The design is great, but you have to take this dildo in the spirit it’s offered in. This dildo stands 8 1/4" tall, with about 7” insertable. It has a slight curve, so it may work for your g-spot even though the material is flexible. Length-wise, the Zombie is shorter than only the Frankenstein dildo.

At 1 3/4" in diameter, the Zombie has one of the smallest girths of the line (no surprise, the Frankenstein holds this record as well), although that diameter isn't exactly small. Combined with the texture, this makes the Zombie rather formidable, and it will be most enjoyable if you like both size and texture together in your toys.

The balls are thick and high (about 1 1/4" high altogether), and the bottom is completely flat. It has some suction ability on a flat surface but, as the Zombie is on the heavy side, it won’t stay in place well on a shower wall. The balls do make it easy to grip the toy during vigorous thrusting.
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

With its perpetual erection, the Zombie stays hard and pleases till you’re done. It requires a good covering of lubricant due to the texture (a thicker waterbased lube will work best). The head isn’t so lipped as to cause pain during thrusting. Although it can be thrust while it’s held in any position, it’s a bit more comfortable when it curves into your front vaginal wall (balls down if you’re on your back, or balls up if you’re in doggy-style). However, since it does flex and move with your body, it can be used “upside down”, where the balls are positioned over your clit. If you can take the entire length, the balls provide pleasant pressure and sensation when thrusting.

It’s best to start slowly when thrusting with the Zombie – this will allow you to get used to the texture. Once you’re warmed up, faster thrusting works well.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Even with all of its detailing, the Zombie is fairly easy to clean. It can be washed before and after use with water and antibacterial soap, and allowed to air dry. You’ll want to work your fingers over the surface, or use a very soft brush, to make sure to clean all of the textured areas. The Zombie can also be boiled or run through the dishwasher on the top rack (no soap). Only waterbased lubes (thicker lubes work better) should be used. If you choose to use the Zombie anally, using a condom will make cleaning a lot easier.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Zombie comes packaged in a black box with a clear front window. It’s visible through this window in all its glory. The product name runs up one side in spooky green lettering, while the other side and back picture the Zombie and the other Fleshlight Freaks toys. Inside the box, the Zombie is held in 2 plastic trays, one clear and one black. The box can be used for storage, but only with the clear tray – the black tray is flimsier and will rip after some handling. The Zombie’s flat base allows it to be stored upright on a shelf; it can also be stored in a toy bag.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Experience

This is quite an amazing dildo. Even though it’s not going to win any beauty contests, the texture is some of the best I’ve felt on a toy. The amount of veins and textured areas is something else. Even when I was fully aroused this dildo needed some lube, and Maximus worked a lot better than the first lube we used (it was just too thin). The Zombie wasn’t hard to insert, but I found out quickly that quick thrusting wasn’t the way to go to start out – it actually felt a bit uncomfortable. Once I’d adjusted to the size and texture, however, the harder, faster thrusting felt great.

My husband really liked the size and shape of the base. He found it easy to hold while he was thrusting this into me. His hands didn’t have to encircle the balls, and that was how we found that turning the Zombie so the balls were over my clit worked really well. He could keep control on the base and do very short thrusts – poundings, almost, and the whole Zombie package brought me to orgasm.

I think an enjoyment of zombies (not necessarily carnal) is needed to appreciate this toy. It’s not pretty, and if you have an imagination you can picture what it might be attached to. Be that as it may, the size and texture really make this one stand out.
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Comments
  • MK434
    MK434  
    Nice review!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Thank you!
  • MzGreenEyedLady
    MzGreenEyedLady  
    Thank You!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Thanks for reading!
  • Modern^Spank^Anthem
    Modern^Spank^Anthem  
    good review
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Thank you!
  • Rosen Rot
    Rosen Rot  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Thanks for reading!
  • purpledesert
    purpledesert  
    Nice review, sounds interesting.
  • Kristi :)
    Kristi :)  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    purpledesert - thank you! It is, indeed
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Kristi - thanks for reading!
  • socceras
    socceras  
    This is pretty crazy looking. Thanks for the review. I don't think it's for me though.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Thanks for reading! It is pretty crazy looking for sure
  • TJtheMadHatter
    TJtheMadHatter  
    Thanks for the great review! It's too gross looking for me though. Eek!
  • PizzaSlut
    PizzaSlut  
    Thanks for the review!
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