Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo - realistic dildo by Fleshlight - review by sXeVegan90

No Bullet To The Head Required.

Unless that bullet happens to be a vibrating cock ring. Now that kind of bullet will go straight to the head, in a good way. Are you into The Walking Dead? Do you have a fascination with all things zombie? Well then this Freak might be for you.
~Slightly Squishy
~Texture may be too much for some.
~May not appeal to everyone.
~Tacky to the touch.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This Zombie by Fleshlight sure is hung. If you're a fan of the undead then this beautiful silicone dildo may appeal to you. It's designed for males and females alike, as it can be used either vaginally or anally. It's highly textured for added stimulation and girthy for a full feeling. The Zombie is also curved to the left to add a little something extra to your experience.

This toy can be used for thrusting, can be put in a harness, and is very easily manipulated to give the user amazing sensations however they intend on using it. The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie can be used in the bedroom, your bath or shower, and even the pool if you like, as he is completely waterproof. Whether you're in a group or solo, you'll be waking the dead from the screams this is bound to cause. Don't be surprised if you get caught with this in your bag when traveling however, as this toy is clearly not discreet in the slightest way. Use this toy for stimulating all of your senses when you rub it against your g-spot or p-spot and be prepared for the thrills and chills this Zombie will bring you.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Girthy
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This Zombie is cast from 100% medical grade silicone and is hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate free, and can be completely sterilized. This toy has no taste or smell, but is relatively sticky or tacky to the touch. This particular Freaks dildo is plushy and has a bit of give to it, but not so much that this toy would be good for beginners, as it is far too large, and should be worked up to. The Zombie looks as real as an undead penis would, and as for feeling realistic, it does not, as it is far too sticky to the touch. For users sensitive to smells or tastes, this dildo is perfect, as it has neither.

The texture on this toy definitely adds to stimulation, and can be felt from the head all the way down the shaft. Those who aren't a fan of a lot of textures may not like this toy as there is no lack of texture on the entire toy. If you're new to textures, this toy may not be for you. This toy can be harness compatible, as it is flat on the bottom, but please note that the balls on this toy are high and thick. Users shouldn't have a problem with finding an O-ring to fit the girth of this toy. The following is an outline of some of the features of the material/texture.

-Harness compatible
-No smell or taste
-Not porous

Side View
Top View
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is specifically designed to look like a rotting corpse's penis, and as a zombie lover, I adore the very nature of this toy. The slight curve of the shaft helped aid in my pleasure along with the lovely textures galore on this toy. There is a slight ridge below the head of this toy and it helped aid in g-spot stimulation along with the texture. The size of this toy is perfect for intermediate users who want a filling toy and something that can rub them the right way. The balls on this toy could also aid in clitoral stimulation if flipped upside down or used in the doggy style position.

If you plan on traveling with this toy, I suggest hiding it very well in your bags, because this toy is large and in charge so to speak. There's no subtlety about what this is, as it is made to look realistic, and it is large enough to easily be found. When using this toy in a harness, due to it's size, there will be some flop to it, but it can pretty much hold it's own. The following is the measurements of this toy:

Overall length: 8-1/4"
Insertable length: 7"
Circumference: 5-1/2"
Diameter: 1-3/4"

These measurements are similar to the Vixskin Bandit, but this toy is slightly larger than it.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic


The best thing about this toy, hands down, is the texture. The second runner up is the curve, and the feeling of fullness this toy gives. I wish the balls were a bit smaller, as this will not hold up in my current harness, which is the Double Up by ASLAN, so I was a little disappointed with that. This toy doesn't have a suction cup, but it can stand on its own and it is harness compatible contrary to it not fitting in the one that I own. This toy is also flexible enough that it moves with the users body, so get ready for a wild ride.

The texture did as it was made to do and rubbed my vaginal walls, stimulating them while the head of this toy pushed against my cervix and the ridge raked along my g-spot with each movement. I absolutely love this texture, and other users who love texture are sure to love it as well. The girth is something to behold in itself, as it moves in and out of the body. Users who want to take this toy anally should be aware to take it slow, and work their way up to this one. A quick warm up should suffice to be able to take on this monster.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Since this is a silicone dildo, you can boil it, bleach it in a 10% bleach, 90% water solution, stick it in the top rack of the dishwasher without detergent, wipe it down with a toy cleaner or wipe, or simply wash it with warm water and soap. Remember to lather this toy up well if washing with soap and water, and you may want to use a soft bristled brush to get into the textures on this toy. If using this toy anally, you might want to consider putting a condom on it for easy cleanup if you don't wish to boil it afterwards. After washing this toy, allow it to air dry, or dab it dry with a towel. Don't be surprised however, if you see lint left behind as this is a magnet of it like no other silicone.

When you're finished drying it, you can return it to its box or some other form of storage you wish to use. I don't recommend storing this toy next to any others, as it has a shiny coating on it, and to be on the safe side, you don't want it rubbing off, or melting to other toys. When using lubricant, always remember to use water based lubricants ONLY as no other lubricants are compatible with silicone toys. If you suspect a lubricant to have a silicone base, don't use it, as it will ruin this toy. Following these simple steps guarantees your toy to last a lifetime.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This toy came neatly packaged in a clam shell case, inside of a black cardboard box with horror like fonts displaying the name and the rest of the line of dildos. This box is sturdy, and perfect for storing your new toy in if you wish, or you can throw it away as it is recyclable. On one side of the box it displays the name of the dildo 'Zombie' in horror font, while the other side shows a photo of the toy. On the back of the box, it tells a little about the dildo and shows the rest of the line of Freaks. There is little information on this box, so it's not very informative, if at all.

This box could be wrapped for gifting if you want, but the box is definitely not discreet in any form. The box also comes taped up, and when the tape is removed, it leaves behind a 'Void' text showing that the safety seal has been broken.

In Clam-Shell Casing
Front of box.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
Ah, the silicone wonder that this toy is. Roleplay anyone? Yes, I still love my Fleshlight Freaks Zombie, and he's one of those at the top of my toy chest. I loved the texture and the girth of this one.
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  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
  • Rosen Rot
    Thanks for sharing! like the void safety feature.
  • purpledesert
    Amazing review, thanks!
  • Kristi :)
    Thank you for the good review. Love the pictures.
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    Thanks for the review!
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