Freaks Review Round 3: Radical Rotting Phallus

Ok, so I choose the Zombie dildo as my next addition to my Freaks line up as my boyfriend and I have been hooked on the new season of The Walking Dead, and I'm so glad I did! This is another in a line of unique dildos by Fleshlight, designed to entice the inner freak in us all. This dismembered member is completely safe for vaginal or anal use, and is made of that wonderful stuff we all love, silicone!! So it is completely sterilizable for those whole like both vaginal and anal play and who like to share their toys.

While the size of this one is much easier to accommodate than the others I've received from this line the look may be a bit off putting to some; it really is very disturbingly realistic and totally awesome! If you can push past the look of this one you'll find that the texture is absolutely amazing.

The Zombie is made of premium grade, platinum cured silicone which is awesome! This means he is completely nonporous, phthalates free, latex free and hypoallergenic; yay for low maintenance! There is no noticeable smell or taste to this toy even in the beginning, yet another perk of silicone. This bad boy can be shared if you so desired, as it can be completely sterilized by boiling or soaking in a bleach solution.

How do you describe the texture of a Zombie's penis....? Well, rotting flesh, large chunks of "skin" missing to reveal the tendons and veins beneath. This makes for a very unique and wonderful texture all the way from the rotting, splitting head to the partially exposed testicles, all of which makes for a very intense texture and possibly not for those that don't like a lot of texture. This texture and material also creates a large amount of drag so be sure to sure plenty of water based lube, never silicone as it will destroy your toy.

The Zombie is designed to look like the rotting, yet ridged cock of the undead, and it definitely achieves that! This dildo holds the realistic cock shape with bulbous head, ridged veined shaft and tight, albeit partially missing, balls it looks like it was definitely human, at one time anyways. The overall length of this toy from tip to base is 8", of which about 6.5" is insertable. The shaft does have a slight curve to it to help with reaching the g-spot with ease. The girth on this one is much easier to handle than the other two which will possibly make this the more used, it's a girthy but comfortable 1.75" diameter. The balls forming the base are 3" wide giving it a nice sturdy base as well as making this totally anal safe.

I was SO excited when this arrived I couldn't wait to get my hands on it and feel the texture and OMG I wasn't disappointed, there are so many grooves and missing hunks of flesh with tendons and such showing. Mad's first response upon seeing my new friend was "Wow that's kinda cool looking... but you’re not actually gonna use it are you?!?!" me "Um.... was planning to... why?" him "Because it’s a zombie, that's weird" hahahahaha and he's supposed to be the more twisted one of us! Needless to say, of course I used it! And it's amazing feeling, the material and texture do create a lot of drag so be sure to use plenty of water based lube with him! I still think the Drac is my favorite so far but the Zombie is coming in a close second.

You can check out my other Freaks reviews here:
Freaks Review Round 1:Greetings Earthlings
Freaks Review Round 2: I Want To Suck Your....

When your rotting member is ready for cleanup you'll find it easy to clean or even sterilize if need be. For just basic quick care you shouldn't need to do more than wash thoroughly with warm water and antibacterial soap. If sterilization is needed or wanted it can be boiled for a few minutes or soaked in a bleach and water solution, either of which is perfectly safe. Or you can use your favorite toy wipes or cleaners for aftercare if you prefer. Be sure to thoroughly dry the toy before storing no matter what method you choose.

Storage is just a slight concern with silicone as it cannot be stored where it is touching any other silicone toys, they will melt each other I've seen it with my own eyes! I find that the original packaging works best for storage; it will protect it and keep it from contacting anything else in your toy drawer/box/chest. Other alternatives for storage would be a zip lock bag or toy pouch or it could be left unwrapped as long as care is taken as to what it is near.