Freaks Review Round 1: Greetings Earthlings

The Aliens have landed and are ready to probe all who are willing to take the challenge of this broad split head and ridged, textured shaft. This alien hails to us from the Fleshlight Freaks silicone dildo line. This dildo is as exciting to look at as it is to play with; in fact due to its size I'm going to be enjoying the look of this one more so than the use, except for those freaky times I need a visit from Mars.

This extraterrestrial cock is amazing for vaginal stimulation, should easily reach and explore your G-spot, if you're able to handle its girth. It is also perfectly safe for anal use as it has a large, single testicle flared base. Yes apparently aliens only have one large ball instead of the 2 us earthlings are accustom to. I would not advise this for beginners or anyone that’s not ready for the massive size of this dildo, unless like me you're mostly wanting it because it is SO COOL!!!

This big blue hunk of galactic lovin is made of premium grade, platinum cured silicone which is awesome! This means this is completely nonporous, phthalates free, latex free and hypoallergenic; yay for low maintenance! There is no noticeable smell or taste to this toy even in the beginning, yet another perk of silicone. This bad boy can be shared if you so desired, as it can be completely sterilized by boiling or soaking in a bleach solution.

The texture is amazing on this, though it may be too much for some. There is the split head with detailed texture, thick grooves and veins running down the length and small bumps all over the shaft and balls. You really can feel every bump and groove during use as well as the pronounced head. This material creates a major amount of drag however so you will want to use plenty of good water based lube, never silicone (silicone lube will destroy silicone toys).

You'll definitely know you've been probed by this alien beast! Starting at top and working my way down, the broad head on this dildo is split making it a bit wider than your normal dildo head measuring 2" across at its widest. The overall length of this dildo is about 7 3/4" long with a little over 6" insertable length although you need to keep in mind that this is a very ridged and unforgiving dildo and can easily bruise the cervix. The shaft is slightly curved, but it is curved down toward the balls instead of up like you'd normally see. The balls/base on this toy is about 3" wide giving it a nice sturdy base to stand on and making is completely anal safe. The base does not have a suction cup however.

I was SO excited getting this toy! I've been waiting for them to come in stock for what seems like forever and when they did this was the first I wanted to try; I was so intrigued by the split head that I just had to have it. For me this toy was just a little too wide for comfortable insertion, and too ridged and had too much drag to really get into thrusting once it was in. Sad face. But I still love the way it looks and I have every intention of purchasing and trying the entire Freaks line and I will continue to try to adjust and enjoy this one as more than just ornamental. But even if it doesn't work for me it's still a great toy, extremely well made, wonderfully textured, and so interesting to look at.

When your new intergalactic friend is ready for cleanup time you’re going to find him easy to clean or even sterilize if need be. For just basic quick care you shouldn't need to do more than wash thoroughly with warm water and antibacterial soap. If sterilization is needed or wanted this can be boiled for a few minutes or soak in a bleach and water solution is perfectly safe. Or you can use your favorite toy wipes or cleaners for aftercare if you prefer. Be sure to thoroughly dry the toy before storing no matter what method you choose.

Storage is just a slight concern with silicone as it cannot be stored where it is touching any other silicone toys, they will melt each other I've seen it with my own eyes! I find that the original packaging works best for storage; it will protect it and keep it from contacting anything else in your toy drawer/box/chest. Other alternatives for storage would be a zip lock bag or toy pouch or it could be left unwrapped as long as care is taken as to what it is near.