Kiss of the Vampire (aka Blowjob from a Supersucker)

Not just another gimmicky toy - this sucker lives up to its name. Very cool packaging and awesome vampire fangs with super suction and great interior features wait for you behind this sweet little mouth. If you like your masturbators tight, textured and intense then this vamp is for you.
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Pros
Fun design, great inner texture, intense suction. discreet, easy to store.
Cons
Suction is either super strong or kinda low - there is no median. Might be too tight for some guys.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Succu Dry Pale Ale from the 'Sex in a Can' toy line by Fleshlight is a great hand held masturbator. This device is very easy to use - you simply open the cap, lube up (both yourself and the inside of the toy), insert your penis, stroke and enjoy! Keep in mind that you can only use water based lubes with this toy.
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Material / Texture

The outer pint/beer can style casing is made out of plastic, and the inner sleeve is made out of Superskin. There was no noticeable smell of any kind as I opened, examined, and used this toy. For those of you who are already familiar with the Fleshlight, this toy is made out of the exact same material as the Fleshlight. For those of you who are not familiar, Superskin is a very soft and stretchy material that does have a very realistic feel to it during use.

Of all the different styles and textures available throughout all of the Fleshlight products, the Succu Dry is the only one to feature the 'Fang' texture. This texture is similar to the 'Speed Bump' texture, but the fangs are a little bigger, pointier, and spaced a little farther apart. The sensation was very pleasurable and intense.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The overall shape of this masturbator is that of a large "pounder" sized beer can. The interior is designed almost exactly like a smaller, maybe 3/4 scale sized Fleshlight. Do to the smaller size (smaller than a regular Fleshlight), the area of Superskin material on the outside of the sleeve that holds the sleeve in place inside the can is kind of thick. This, coupled with the plastic can entrance being on the smaller side (again, smaller than a regular Fleshlight), causes a tight entrance that you pop in and out of during every thrust. This is not a bad thing, and some may find this to be a major plus.

Aside from the tight entrance, I did find the Succu Dry a little on the tight side in general. Again, the tightness did not detract from the experience, and some may find this to be especially pleasing, but if you are on the larger side it may be too small to comfortably use. I would say that average to above should be fine, but if you are measuring up to what you see in porn then you should probably skip this toy.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bottom cap can be completely removed, but it is designed to control the amount of suction you experience during use. The range of suction on a scale of 1 to 10, is like a 1-2 as you slowly tighten the lid, and then all of the sudden it is on 10. It completely skips the suctions levels 3-9. Now that being said, the suction on this toy is INTENSE!

If you are the whole way in, and then close the bottom lid the whole way, you can actually take your hands off the toy and it will hold itself in place for a short amount of time. I have never experienced this amount of suction in any of the other masturbators I have tried, it was very interesting to play around with.

Care and Maintenance

The Succu Dry is very easy to care for. When you have finished using it, you rinse it out really good with warm water and allow it to completely dry before storing. To store the Succu Dry, you simply place the sleeve inside the can (if it's not already in there), put the top and bottom lids on the can, and then store it anywhere you like.

You cannot use soap or cleaners with this toy! If warm water isn't cutting it, you can use a small amount of isopropyl alcohol. From time to time, you should dust the toy with a little bit of corn starch to help it stay soft, and keep it from getting sticky or tacky.

Packaging

The Succu Dry came in a 4x4x10 inch cardboard box. Inside the box, the Succu Dry was sealed in a plastic bag along with a full color pamphlet that advertised other products and had instructions for cleaning, care, and usage. There was also a single serving ID Glide water based lube packet included.

The Succu Dry is made to look like a pint beer can, but no one will think this is a beer can. It is discreet in the sense that it is not obviously a sex toy, but anyone who sees this will likely pick it up and ask you what it is.

In small dark lettering, there are some pretty humorous things written all over this can. The funniest of these being the government warning about the safety risks involved with having sex with vampires.

Personal comments

I have been a huge fan of the Fleshlight for some time now and was very excited to try out the new Sex in a Can series. The Succu Dry is about 3/4 the size of a Fleshlight, and it runs about the same when comparing prices. It is different enough that some may prefer the smaller tighter aspect. The Sex in a Can could also be a lot easier to store (if discretion is an issue) or to pack for travel.

Experience

I made a video tour of the Succu Dry, it's packaging, and a few side by side shots with the Fleshlight on my Youtube page. So you go check that out if you want a better look at this mythical beast.
Follow-up commentary
Since my original review, I really have not had the desire to use this toy very much. Nothing has changed about the toy, but I very much prefer the full sized Fleshlight (which is the exact same material). I thought that the Sex in a Can toy was just a little too small, and too tight.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Kcito
    the teeth dont hurt, all the material from fleshlight is very soft like real skin.

    this is a very good bloejob sleeve, very strong sucking feeling
  • Contributor: Unconventional
    I've been looking for a masturbator to replace my husband's Fleshlight...I think I just found it. Great review!
  • Contributor: Angel deSanguine
    Hubby doesn't use his much anymore either, he discovered he also prefers the full sized fleshlights as a general rule. Ah well, I still think this is the most awesome of the sex in a can series!
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    Thank you!
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    Thanks for the review!
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