Funniest sex toy I know of.

Over all I would say this is a good product even if I did not find it as stimulating as others. The look is interesting and I am sure it will work very well for plenty of people.
Perfect for a gag gift. Good if you have fantasies of getting a blow job from a vampire.
Not as stimulating as other products by this company that I have used.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
As far as how well the product works, I guess it gets the job done. For me I have had better sensation from other FleshLight products. Such as the STU. If you have a FleshLight then you know they are not very hard to clean. Just run water through it, like a river. Hahaha. If it start smelling kind of funky then get it drunk by pouring alcohol through it. Don't say just because it's a mouth without a stomach that it can't get drunk. Because I currently live alone I like to place mine in the dish washer to dry. I'm not using it much for anything else so why not.

While I am not sure why I do not get much stimulation from this product. I suspect that it may be from the girth of my dick. The belief being that because of that the spikes inside get pushed flat and become ineffective. So if you have a thick dick you may find yourself getting the job done with little stimulation. It is rather tight how ever, so if you like that then by all means get one for that. The end of it truly does increase or decrease suction. I even found that it was hard to move if I didn't loosen the end. This was also after I had it on my dick for a while and the lube was getting kind of dry. After adding more lube it was easier to move. But the main point is that the suction is certainly adjustable on this product unlike the FleshLights which only sometimes works. I am not going to describe what it looks like or smells like since I am sure that has been done enough already.

Since the first time I have used this product I have used it a few more times. There has been no difference in my opinion of this product. One thing I will say is that it can be a kind of noisy thing to use. The sound of a whistling as air gets sucked in and pushed out may be bothersome to some people. By now people should know that you do not use soap and oil or silicone based lubes on these products. They will destroy the product. That being said their products have been a love hate relationship for me. They feel great, but for whatever reason they crack and deteriorate seemingly regardless of what I do. I do not use anything that is not supposed to be used on them. I don't know if they are really sensitive or maybe there is something in the water where I live that causes the damage to the product.
Since the Sex-In-A-Can was first made I had to laugh and after they made this one I had to laugh even more. The reason is because of the first thought I had when I saw it. The idea of sneaking one into a theater and using it was priceless. Especially this one being like a vampire's mouth. The thought of taking it in to a theater and having someone complain of strange noises and an employee coming to investigate. When that person gets to the use of the SuccuDry the person jumping up and screaming as if in pain, "Take it off, Take it off. It hurts so good." Obviously the person would be told to leave. The biggest question is would they call the police? Out of personal embarrassment I would consider it possible that the owners wouldn't do it as long as you agree never to return. Hahaha.
Follow-up commentary
This one I do have a little more to say about. I have found that over time I have gotten more stimulation from it than when I first used it. I do not know why it happens that way. I just know it did. But I have also kind of found something out that's kind of cool about it and that is that I can fuck it without lube. I tried once right after washing it, so it was wet with water and while it's not as easy as with lube. You can actually use it without if it is wet. I have tried this with the other FleshLight products I have and it just doesn't work with them. So if you want to use one and you've run out of lube. Get one of these, because it doesn't seem to be as much airtight fit to your dick. So you can still use it with just water.
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My Succu dry tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Busy men
    • College students
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Special trip or occasion
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere except when driving. would probably be to distracting as you get closer to climax.
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  • Contributor: Kayla
    Good start to your review. I'm glad you had a good time with it. I'd love to see you double-check the review and clean up some of the spelling and grammar errors, but those aren't too big of a deal.

    Have you been running the dishwasher while your fleshlight is in it? If so, that's probably why they're cracking. They're not really meant for that much heat.

    I'd love to see you include some other specifics about the product. How easy is it to clean? What about the powder the instructions recommend? Was it long enough for you? How loud is it? What does the inside feel like? Does it stimulate sex?

    While you have a lot of the basics here, expanding on the basics could really help your review be a lot more useful.

    Welcome to Eden Fantasys, and I look forward to more reviews!
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Welcome! Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Welcome to the community!
  • Contributor: ? Amanda ?
    Welcome! Thanks for the review. Wonderful sense of humor... we need some of that around here.
  • Contributor: B8trDude
    If you have to deal with vampires, the Succu dry certainly sounds much more fun than having to sit through Twilight
  • Contributor: DeadIzzy
    Twilight? Oh you mean the gay vampire movie. lol

    Does anyone else think the main character is gay in that movie?

    That's one thing I think they got wrong in the movie Vampires suck. Edward should have been a closet case homosexual. hahaha
  • Contributor: kawigrl
    funny review
  • Contributor: Online
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for a nice review!
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    Thank u!
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  • Contributor: Ninja Wolf
    Loved the review ^_^
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    It would make a great gag gift
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    Good review for beautiful masturbator!
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